The GFY/ADULT.COM team is hiring! - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 06:27 PM

That's right. We have 5 full-time positions open due to our new business areas and our ADULT.COM aquistion. Imagine, you can make good $$$ and develop fantasic contacts at the best job in the world.

The areas we are hiring for are:

- General Adult Webmasters: 2 years experience and knowledge of major adult sponsors, html, thumbnail generation, etc.

- Graphics Designers: Extensive knowledge of photoshop and proven ability to product pay site graphics. We pay the most in the adult industry for this category.

RELOCATION to Northern California is MANDATORY, please do not waste our time if you do not want to live here in the best part of the United States.

Email wizzo at adult.com and we'll hook you up.

Post questions below:

Kat - Fast · 07-10-2001, 06:33 PM

so, if i move to your place, i can get a job?
Yeah, i'm serious - i have just booked a ticket to the Netherlands at the end of this week to get out of the UK - permanent...

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Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2001, 06:50 PM

Hey Lensman,

Email me at [email protected] ..

I can give you resume and online portfolio

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:01 PM

Kat, we can't hire non-Americans unless they have a work Visa, which is very hard to get. Canadians can get one if they have a certain degree, and that's about it!

Juicy D. Links · 07-10-2001, 07:03 PM

Hey Lensman,

How can i get in touch with you regarding position?

Kat - Fast · 07-10-2001, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman:
Kat, we can't hire non-Americans unless they have a work Visa, which is very hard to get. Canadians can get one if they have a certain degree, and that's about it!

bugger...
Netherlands it is then... err, Dear Hun, my name is Kat...

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:11 PM

lensman at adult.com

Tam · 07-10-2001, 07:23 PM

Hey Lensman..... you are spammin....... I am tellinnnnnnnnnnnn............

Oh hell........ who am I gonna tell? Ok nevermind.

Tam

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Techie Media · 07-10-2001, 07:24 PM

OK This is really to bump this post back up for you Joe.

But I have to ask, are you hring any Official Jacuzzi Bath Photographers??..

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TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 07:24 PM

Sacramento is really a cool place... The people are friendly and down-to-earth... there's a few really cool bars... I met some nice sweet college girls when I was there.

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:28 PM

Pete, leave our girls ALONE.

george · 07-10-2001, 07:28 PM

How about photographic and video content for some of those new projects.

I have stock (over 200 asian models)
http://asianamazons.com/content/

and can produce new exclusive content anywhere in Asia (over 20 years experience in Asia)

TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 07:32 PM

I did notice that the prices there are going up quickly there though -- I think a lot of high-tech companies are moving out of San Francisco to Sacramento... which would probably be good if you were buying something up there... it still has that small town feel to it... but some of the locals seemed kindof pissed that the rents were climbing so fast.

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:32 PM

george, YOU'RE HIRED.

When do you want to start?

TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 07:35 PM

If you work at Adult.com -- check out the little cafe behind their offices -- there's this girl that works there... She made me some special pasta... and a chocolate shake... I'd almost drive back there just to talk to her again ehehe...

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:36 PM

Pete, leave our girls ALONE.

george · 07-10-2001, 07:41 PM

Lensman - When are you ready to start ?

Strange fact - My first photo studio in Thailand was named Lensman Co. Ltd.

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 07:53 PM

Start tomorrow.

OK?

Mike69 · 07-10-2001, 07:56 PM

Hmmm.. no requests for a programmer....

Guess I get to keep my job for a little longer

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george · 07-10-2001, 08:10 PM

Absolutely

Lensman · 07-10-2001, 08:35 PM

OK George, taking it to mail.

Any other takers?

magnatique · 07-10-2001, 09:01 PM

lens, from canada, I think you simply need to buy one for the time you have a job in the USA... that is, you provide the government with a proof of employment... NO?

MrBrian · 07-10-2001, 09:03 PM

hiring any racer car drivers?

i could put adult.com on the side of the ff2000

TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 09:48 PM

yeah that would be really cool... adult.com 3M adhesive graphics for our cars... have you guys seen that site freecar.com where they give you money to put graphic advertisement stickers on your existing car or they will even give you a new car to drive.

I would put an adult.com sticker on my car for the right price... eheheheh...

TheFLY · 07-10-2001, 09:51 PM

BTW Lensman I leave them alone...

But before I've left, they aren't alone.

Mike69 · 07-10-2001, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique:
lens, from canada, I think you simply need to buy one for the time you have a job in the USA... that is, you provide the government with a proof of employment... NO?

NO, It is much more than that, I am from Canada and it was quite a thing to get the visa.

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Keev · 07-10-2001, 11:12 PM

Lensman,

I had spoke with Wizzo in vegas about employment and he had mentioned that you guys were in need of workers.

I am willing to relocate, I am currently in southern california and specialize in affiliate marketing, adverttising and general webmaster work.

Keev
104463163

Lensman · 07-11-2001, 12:01 AM

But Keev, I see from your title that you use a Mac.

jimmy-3-way · 07-11-2001, 12:09 AM

Lens - You got an air hockey table in the foosball room?

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ammo325 · 07-11-2001, 12:18 AM

I would be all over this if I didn't have prior commitments

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Eric · 07-11-2001, 12:23 AM

WOOO HOOO... No marketing guys! My job is safe... For now!

jimmy-3-way · 07-11-2001, 12:27 AM

I need a marketing gig...I'll arm wrestle you for it.....or best three out of five at air hockey.

Lensman · 07-11-2001, 01:03 AM

Play him at foosball, everyone beats him.

And ask him who the company champ is right now.

Royaltee_Gee · 07-11-2001, 03:45 AM

Lens,

I can design, Ive won best website designer 2 years in a row in B.C.

Well for high school students, that is!

I know Photoshop and some flash, currently learning the scripting part of flash!

Thing is I'm only 18 years old! So I don't know if I'd get a working visa : (

oh yah, been in the adult business for about a year now........

wait that would make me 17, shit... cross that last one out : - )

I just started in adult industry on my 18th bday! Thats Rite : - )

hehe..

magnatique · 07-11-2001, 03:47 AM

mike really? IO thought it was a little more complicated than that, but not THAT complicated..

my uncle bought two twenty appartment buildings in Florida, moved there, and he could stay as long as he had those....

thought there were different kind of visa, including working visas....

I mean, if I was a government, I'd gladly give a working visa out... I mean, they can work and stay, but no work... no stay... so only profits for them

anyways hehe

Lens, hope you get out some kind of asian amateur site, that would rock

boneprone · 07-11-2001, 03:48 AM

post some of your work bro.. Open our eyes to what ya got..

url's. anything..

Also are you gay? If ya are two thumbs up, ya fit right in.

DamageX · 07-11-2001, 03:49 AM

Lens, what's the word on that CashTour.com sign-up? I take it you didn't read my previous post?

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ez12 · 07-11-2001, 03:53 AM

Kat when are you coming and where are you going to life ? Netherlands is a cool country you'll love it just as much as I love the porn business.

Royaltee_Gee · 07-11-2001, 03:53 AM

Bone?

Are you talking about me being gay?

boneprone · 07-11-2001, 03:57 AM

Im not calling you gay, but if you are you will fit right in is what I meant..

hint: if you arent gay, and ya want the job, this would be the time to act gay!

All kidding aside, adult.com would be an awsome team to work with.. These guys are the best.

Royaltee_Gee · 07-11-2001, 04:01 AM

LOL : - )

Well i'm definetly 100% not gay : - )

and not open to any gay activites.. hehe )

even for a job...

DamageX · 07-11-2001, 04:24 AM

Let's see... I suck at graphics, I don't know shit about programming, I'm dead without FrontPage but I can't use FrontPage extensions, I'm not in the States, I ain't willing to re-locate, I don't have a green card and I'm fucking lazy. Guess my employment dreams with adult.com just went down the drain.

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magnatique · 07-11-2001, 05:50 AM

what's wrong with frontpage???

oh yeah, it doesn't work with netscrap

Eric · 07-11-2001, 08:04 AM

Yup,

I suck but I haven't been playing as long as these fools. In time. And Yes Lensman is the company Chump... er Champ!

But atleast I have the biggest trophy!

Red · 07-11-2001, 08:54 AM

Let's get it straight about the absolute WORST fooseball player at adult.com. That title had to go to me when I worked there.
I was so bad that after a very short time I just refused to play. Eric, it's too bad I'm still not there, you could play me just to boost your game average. (then again baby, I may let you play me anyway.)

Red

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Kat - Fast · 07-11-2001, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ez12:
Kat when are you coming and where are you going to life ? Netherlands is a cool country you'll love it just as much as I love the porn business.

getting in to Rotterdam on monday morning.
As I am industry (chemical/oil) based, i'll be looking for work around there.
I'd prefer to live near Venlo - but I don't know how much industry is around there.
I'm going (coming?) for a week to see about house prices and stuff like tht first - then move over after my next contract

Eric · 07-11-2001, 09:47 AM

Will these guys here don't have the guys to go out to the park and play me in a real futbol match. I would smoke them! So I will give them their little victorys.

Nymph · 07-11-2001, 09:58 AM

hmmm...I would apply, except you don't have my favorite position listed

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Mark · 07-17-2001, 05:46 AM

So how much does an adult.com webmaster earn these days??

CDSmith · 07-17-2001, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
LOL : - ) Well i'm definetly 100% not gay : - )
and not open to any gay activites.. hehe )
even for a job...

Methinks the boy doth protest too much

Hey Watcher, you watchin' this guy?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and take a guess at what a webmaster that is up to Lensman's standards would make.....
I get the feeling that Lens is the type of guy that knows a good thing when he sees it, and isn't afraid to throw some good bucks at it (or him... or her, as the case may be)
Also, he's asking that the candidates move to Californy ("the place ya outta BE" as it were), and the cost of living is higher there than, well, Winnipeg, Canada anyway

I'll wager that one of these jobs would pay from $4k to $5k per month, to start anyway. Let's say $45k to $55k per year? Am I in the ball park? (or am I so far out to lunch I have to pack a sandwich to get back?)
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07-10-2001, 06:27 PM	#1
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	The GFY/ADULT.COM team is hiring! That's right. We have 5 full-time positions open due to our new business areas and our ADULT.COM aquistion. Imagine, you can make good $$$ and develop fantasic contacts at the best job in the world. The areas we are hiring for are: - General Adult Webmasters: 2 years experience and knowledge of major adult sponsors, html, thumbnail generation, etc. - Graphics Designers: Extensive knowledge of photoshop and proven ability to product pay site graphics. We pay the most in the adult industry for this category. RELOCATION to Northern California is MANDATORY, please do not waste our time if you do not want to live here in the best part of the United States. Email wizzo at adult.com and we'll hook you up. Post questions below:

07-10-2001, 06:33 PM	#2
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	so, if i move to your place, i can get a job? Yeah, i'm serious - i have just booked a ticket to the Netherlands at the end of this week to get out of the UK - permanent... ------------------ STOP PORN!

07-10-2001, 06:50 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hey Lensman, Email me at [email protected] .. I can give you resume and online portfolio

07-10-2001, 07:01 PM	#4
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Kat, we can't hire non-Americans unless they have a work Visa, which is very hard to get. Canadians can get one if they have a certain degree, and that's about it!

07-10-2001, 07:03 PM	#5
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hey Lensman, How can i get in touch with you regarding position?

07-10-2001, 07:11 PM	#7
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	lensman at adult.com

07-10-2001, 07:23 PM	#8
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Hey Lensman..... you are spammin....... I am tellinnnnnnnnnnnn............ Oh hell........ who am I gonna tell? Ok nevermind. Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! DialerHeaven-not just a reseller!! You too can be Vectorized!!

07-10-2001, 07:24 PM	#9
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	OK This is really to bump this post back up for you Joe. But I have to ask, are you hring any Official Jacuzzi Bath Photographers??.. ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host Gay Free Hosting

07-10-2001, 07:24 PM	#10
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Sacramento is really a cool place... The people are friendly and down-to-earth... there's a few really cool bars... I met some nice sweet college girls when I was there.

07-10-2001, 07:28 PM	#11
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Pete, leave our girls ALONE.

07-10-2001, 07:28 PM	#12
george Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Saint Petersburg, Florida and Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 96	How about photographic and video content for some of those new projects. I have stock (over 200 asian models) http://asianamazons.com/content/ and can produce new exclusive content anywhere in Asia (over 20 years experience in Asia)

07-10-2001, 07:32 PM	#13
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I did notice that the prices there are going up quickly there though -- I think a lot of high-tech companies are moving out of San Francisco to Sacramento... which would probably be good if you were buying something up there... it still has that small town feel to it... but some of the locals seemed kindof pissed that the rents were climbing so fast.

07-10-2001, 07:35 PM	#15
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	If you work at Adult.com -- check out the little cafe behind their offices -- there's this girl that works there... She made me some special pasta... and a chocolate shake... I'd almost drive back there just to talk to her again ehehe...

07-10-2001, 07:36 PM	#16
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Pete, leave our girls ALONE.

07-10-2001, 07:41 PM	#17
george Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Saint Petersburg, Florida and Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 96	Lensman - When are you ready to start ? Strange fact - My first photo studio in Thailand was named Lensman Co. Ltd.

07-10-2001, 07:53 PM	#18
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Start tomorrow. OK?

07-10-2001, 07:56 PM	#19
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	Hmmm.. no requests for a programmer.... Guess I get to keep my job for a little longer ------------------ Michael Burns Head Programmer for Amateur Pages / Adult.com

07-10-2001, 08:10 PM	#20
george Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Saint Petersburg, Florida and Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 96	Absolutely

07-10-2001, 08:35 PM	#21
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	OK George, taking it to mail. Any other takers?

07-10-2001, 09:01 PM	#22
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	lens, from canada, I think you simply need to buy one for the time you have a job in the USA... that is, you provide the government with a proof of employment... NO?

07-10-2001, 09:03 PM	#23
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	hiring any racer car drivers? i could put adult.com on the side of the ff2000

07-10-2001, 09:48 PM	#24
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	yeah that would be really cool... adult.com 3M adhesive graphics for our cars... have you guys seen that site freecar.com where they give you money to put graphic advertisement stickers on your existing car or they will even give you a new car to drive. I would put an adult.com sticker on my car for the right price... eheheheh...

07-10-2001, 09:51 PM	#25
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	BTW Lensman I leave them alone... But before I've left, they aren't alone.

07-10-2001, 11:12 PM	#27
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Lensman, I had spoke with Wizzo in vegas about employment and he had mentioned that you guys were in need of workers. I am willing to relocate, I am currently in southern california and specialize in affiliate marketing, adverttising and general webmaster work. Keev 104463163

07-11-2001, 12:01 AM	#28
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	But Keev, I see from your title that you use a Mac.

07-11-2001, 12:09 AM	#29
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	Lens - You got an air hockey table in the foosball room? [This message has been edited by jimmy-3-way (edited 07-11-2001).]

07-11-2001, 12:18 AM	#30
ammo325 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: LV Nev Posts: 467	I would be all over this if I didn't have prior commitments ------------------ http://www.lostbush.com

07-11-2001, 12:23 AM	#31
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	WOOO HOOO... No marketing guys! My job is safe... For now!

07-11-2001, 12:27 AM	#32
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	I need a marketing gig...I'll arm wrestle you for it.....or best three out of five at air hockey.

07-11-2001, 01:03 AM	#33
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Play him at foosball, everyone beats him. And ask him who the company champ is right now.

07-11-2001, 03:45 AM	#34
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	Lens, I can design, Ive won best website designer 2 years in a row in B.C. Well for high school students, that is! I know Photoshop and some flash, currently learning the scripting part of flash! Thing is I'm only 18 years old! So I don't know if I'd get a working visa : ( oh yah, been in the adult business for about a year now........ wait that would make me 17, shit... cross that last one out : - ) I just started in adult industry on my 18th bday! Thats Rite : - ) hehe..