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Old 09-13-2004, 01:35 AM   #1
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Jan Crouch!

Anybody got pictures of this lavender-haired goddess? Google image search offers slim pickens of this lovely creature. I must have more!

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Old 09-13-2004, 01:36 AM   #2
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Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:38 AM   #3
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Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE AWAKE!
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:39 AM   #4
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Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!
don't blaspheme my new goddess
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:48 AM   #5
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she's just heaven in a hairdo. i can't get enough of her. pleeeeeze help me find more! are there posters of her?
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:53 AM   #6
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she is just a walking poster for AVON...




I wonder what she looks like without the insane wigs and 18 layers of spray on makeup.



Does she use airplane paint stripper to get it off?
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:57 AM   #7
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she is just a walking poster for AVON...




I wonder what she looks like without the insane wigs and 18 layers of spray on makeup. Does she use airplane paint stripper to get it off?
I don't care. She is glorious. Begone, possessed linda blair picture-putter-upper!
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Old 09-13-2004, 01:59 AM   #8
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:05 AM   #9
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thank you brother fli.

my dear bretheren, this simply won't do as far as the faith is concerned. must i search through my satellite channel package and see if i blocked out this amazing TBN network? if it's not there, dare i see about paying for it?

she calls to me...
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:05 AM   #10
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who is she anyay??? and why are you so obsessed... she's old!
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:08 AM   #11
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who is she anyay??? and why are you so obsessed... she's old!
who is she? how dare you!

Jan Crouch is none other than the ever-faithful submissive slave of the great Paul Crouch. She is perfect in every way.
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:10 AM   #12
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:13 AM   #13
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you are too kind my child. may the spirit of jan crouch fill your days with lavender kisses.

praise jan crouch
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:14 AM   #14
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she looks indeed pretty old. probably had numerous surgeries just to look the way she is right now.
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Old 09-13-2004, 02:16 AM   #15
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she looks indeed pretty old. probably had numerous surgeries just to look the way she is right now.
i can't hear you, satan

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Old 09-13-2004, 02:36 AM   #16
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I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.

Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}

Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:03 AM   #17
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I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.

Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}

Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
it can't be true. your Aunt's friend of a friend is the devil.

Glory be! I too have the blessed TBN within my satellite package. iIt was hidden behind my favorites list. You see? Evil is everywhere and the only cure is BIG BIG Hair and long, long lashes!

Tomorrow I will attend the church of Jan Crouch, via her PTL program promptly at two, Jan willing.

I am reborn!
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Old 09-13-2004, 03:32 AM   #18
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so this is how titmowse spells O-B-S-E-S-S-S-I-O-N!!!
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Is it just me or does she look a lot like Tammy Faye Baker

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Old 09-13-2004, 11:50 AM   #22
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Paul Crouch is gay and has been paying blackmail to keep it quiet. Everything just came out in the open recently, it was on Drudge. Google him.

All those preachers are horrible hypocrites, but good soldiers for the GOP.
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:36 PM   #23
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Titmowse, get your fingers out of my Kool-Aid -- I saw her first.

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