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tonkagunner · 09-12-2004, 11:51 PM

what is your load shooting distance record?

DimeStoreNovel · 09-12-2004, 11:53 PM

inches or centimeters?
indoors or out (wind resistance)

smack · 09-12-2004, 11:54 PM

about two or three feet under the right conditions.

tonkagunner · 09-12-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by smack
about two or three feet under the right conditions.

like if you are with a really old lady with saddlebags

Morgan · 09-12-2004, 11:57 PM

11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com

tonkagunner · 09-13-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com

geez

Plan9 · 09-13-2004, 12:03 AM

I've never been the furthest shooter, but I've had some pretty crazy loads...3+ feet before. Definitely not anything consistent though.

hilly · 09-13-2004, 12:06 AM

3 Feet when the wind is behind me

tonkagunner · 09-13-2004, 12:17 AM

the pornstar shooters are talented

Jace · 09-13-2004, 12:19 AM

usually about 6 feet

sometimes shorter, but never less than 3-4 feet

BrainDead · 09-13-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by tonkagunner
the pornstar shooters are talented

well thats what makes them pornstars right... that skill/talent and a well developed member

ivil_klown · 09-13-2004, 05:09 AM

WTF!? are you guys monsters or something?! my farthest was 2 feet, damn!

Mikey_219Inc · 09-13-2004, 06:28 AM

shot myself in the face once, so i guess my torso is 2 feet? actually hit the wall behind me once so maybe 3 feet.

but these were both after jerking 'pauses' of at least a few days if i remember correctly.

never shot that far with a chick - o wait, once over my shoulder with a jerk job, that was cool!

hjnet · 09-13-2004, 06:30 AM

Three days ago I've shoot down a duck with my load

alexg · 09-13-2004, 06:32 AM

I shoot to a different timezone

johndoebob · 09-13-2004, 06:33 AM

0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day

Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.

Satisfaction · 09-13-2004, 08:26 AM

yeh not sure.. im not the biggest shooter in the business! lol

Nicky · 09-13-2004, 08:36 AM

3-4 feet I guess

megatgpdotnet · 09-13-2004, 08:38 AM

What the damn hell thread is this? :D :D :D

Marcus Aurelius · 09-13-2004, 08:39 AM

Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

Manowar · 09-13-2004, 08:43 AM

4 miles

Mikey_219Inc · 09-13-2004, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

nice distance

Khun · 09-13-2004, 09:33 AM

This one time, I was standing on the top of the Empire State Building beating off and shot it over the side. Ya that was a long way. Probably my best.

Goonx · 09-13-2004, 10:02 AM

this one time, at band camp ...

Marcus Aurelius · 09-13-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
nice distance

yeah, those were my younger days. now my dick just coughs and dust comes out when I cum.

xenigo · 09-13-2004, 10:07 AM

I shot my biggest load when I saw Quiet's stats for the first time. I think it went about 300 feet.

DimeStoreNovel · 09-13-2004, 10:10 AM

by reading this thread you would think shooting cum was a friggen olympic sport.
maybe if it was they would have had better attendence.

gangbangjoe · 09-13-2004, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

jacked · 09-13-2004, 10:59 AM

i think i can def get it over 6 feet lol shit fires out like a bullet can take a chicks eye out

Goatse · 09-13-2004, 11:01 AM

In my early teens, I could shoot it 8-10 feet. Nowadays I'm lucky if it doesn't just dribble down my cock.

tonkagunner · 09-13-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day

Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.

Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.

DogsandBigCats · 09-13-2004, 03:16 PM

WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.

PenisFace · 09-13-2004, 03:16 PM

I measured once, I got 5'6". Not bad eh

johndoebob · 09-13-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by tonkagunner
Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.

After 2-5 days without jerking off (happens once or twice a year) and I shoot straight through my whole appartment, what a mess

So you see it's possible.But on my 3 times a day jerk offs there won't shoot anything.

DogsandBigCats · 09-13-2004, 03:21 PM

I don't shoot far at all cause I jerk off so much. I wanna know how to shoot far without buying anything

MrFierce · 09-13-2004, 03:30 PM

I shot down an Iraqi mig27 fighter jet during the first gulf war, just a couple of days before the ground attack into kuwait, I'd been storing that shit up for five months sitting there waiting for the war to start.

bdld · 09-13-2004, 04:03 PM

this thread is hilarious

mcmc · 09-13-2004, 04:22 PM

when you masturbate and giving yourself a facial. Is that a big one ?

mcmc · 09-13-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.

maybe time to organize the GFY shooting olympic games

alexg · 09-13-2004, 04:45 PM

My shoot can reach Iran with no problem...

This is a warning

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away. We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

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