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tonkagunner 09-12-2004 11:51 PM

how far can you shoot it?
 
what is your load shooting distance record?

DimeStoreNovel 09-12-2004 11:53 PM

inches or centimeters?
indoors or out (wind resistance)

smack 09-12-2004 11:54 PM

about two or three feet under the right conditions.

tonkagunner 09-12-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
about two or three feet under the right conditions.
like if you are with a really old lady with saddlebags

Morgan 09-12-2004 11:57 PM

11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com

tonkagunner 09-13-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
11 feet, from using this: http://www.peternorthssecret.com
geez

Plan9 09-13-2004 12:03 AM

I've never been the furthest shooter, but I've had some pretty crazy loads...3+ feet before. Definitely not anything consistent though.

hilly 09-13-2004 12:06 AM

3 Feet when the wind is behind me

tonkagunner 09-13-2004 12:17 AM

the pornstar shooters are talented

Jace 09-13-2004 12:19 AM

usually about 6 feet

sometimes shorter, but never less than 3-4 feet

BrainDead 09-13-2004 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonkagunner
the pornstar shooters are talented
well thats what makes them pornstars right... that skill/talent and a well developed member

ivil_klown 09-13-2004 05:09 AM

WTF!? are you guys monsters or something?! my farthest was 2 feet, damn!

Mikey_219Inc 09-13-2004 06:28 AM

shot myself in the face once, so i guess my torso is 2 feet? actually hit the wall behind me once so maybe 3 feet.

but these were both after jerking 'pauses' of at least a few days if i remember correctly.

never shot that far with a chick - o wait, once over my shoulder with a jerk job, that was cool!

hjnet 09-13-2004 06:30 AM

Three days ago I've shoot down a duck with my load :warning

alexg 09-13-2004 06:32 AM

I shoot to a different timezone

johndoebob 09-13-2004 06:33 AM

0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day :thumbsup

Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.

Satisfaction 09-13-2004 08:26 AM

yeh not sure.. im not the biggest shooter in the business! lol

Nicky 09-13-2004 08:36 AM

3-4 feet I guess

megatgpdotnet 09-13-2004 08:38 AM

What the damn hell thread is this? :D :D :D

Marcus Aurelius 09-13-2004 08:39 AM

Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

Manowar 09-13-2004 08:43 AM

4 miles

Mikey_219Inc 09-13-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.
nice distance :thumbsup

Khun 09-13-2004 09:33 AM

This one time, I was standing on the top of the Empire State Building beating off and shot it over the side. Ya that was a long way. Probably my best.

Goonx 09-13-2004 10:02 AM

this one time, at band camp ...

Marcus Aurelius 09-13-2004 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
nice distance :thumbsup
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh yeah, those were my younger days. now my dick just coughs and dust comes out when I cum.

xenigo 09-13-2004 10:07 AM

I shot my biggest load when I saw Quiet's stats for the first time. I think it went about 300 feet. :)

DimeStoreNovel 09-13-2004 10:10 AM

by reading this thread you would think shooting cum was a friggen olympic sport.
maybe if it was they would have had better attendence.

gangbangjoe 09-13-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
Im gonna say about 5 feet. When my wife and I were dating we went on a campout with a few friends. She and I were having sex in our tent and I was gonna pull out and cum on her stomach but instead it launched completely over her and hit the back of the tent behind her head, a good 5 feet away.

We laughed about it so hard we woke up our friends in the other tent who were sleeping and they demanded to know what was so fucking funny but we couldnt tell em..heh.

:1orglaugh

jacked 09-13-2004 10:59 AM

i think i can def get it over 6 feet lol shit fires out like a bullet can take a chicks eye out :winkwink:

Goatse 09-13-2004 11:01 AM

In my early teens, I could shoot it 8-10 feet. Nowadays I'm lucky if it doesn't just dribble down my cock. :1orglaugh

tonkagunner 09-13-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johndoebob
0 feet/cm cause I jerk off to often every day :thumbsup

Also I prefer that cause I don't want jizz on my carpet, comp or pants.

Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.

DogsandBigCats 09-13-2004 03:16 PM

WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.

PenisFace 09-13-2004 03:16 PM

I measured once, I got 5'6". Not bad eh :Graucho

johndoebob 09-13-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonkagunner
Hmm, maybe that is why I can't hardly shoot it. Anyone else have this problem? If I went 5days without whacking off, maybe I could shoot further.
After 2-5 days without jerking off (happens once or twice a year) and I shoot straight through my whole appartment, what a mess :1orglaugh

So you see it's possible.But on my 3 times a day jerk offs there won't shoot anything. :thumbsup

DogsandBigCats 09-13-2004 03:21 PM

I don't shoot far at all cause I jerk off so much. I wanna know how to shoot far without buying anything

MrFierce 09-13-2004 03:30 PM

I shot down an Iraqi mig27 fighter jet during the first gulf war, just a couple of days before the ground attack into kuwait, I'd been storing that shit up for five months sitting there waiting for the war to start. :Graucho

bdld 09-13-2004 04:03 PM

this thread is hilarious :1orglaugh

mcmc 09-13-2004 04:22 PM

when you masturbate and giving yourself a facial. Is that a big one ? :1orglaugh

mcmc 09-13-2004 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DogsandBigCats
WTF. We have to put some variables in here. Somebody can claim to shoot 6 feet but how high off the ground are you, at what degree angle upwards are you aiming? THere are many variables.
maybe time to organize the GFY shooting olympic games

alexg 09-13-2004 04:45 PM

My shoot can reach Iran with no problem...

This is a warning


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