My wife's neurotic cat pissed on me while I was sleeping! - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 09-12-2004, 09:07 AM

Do you think I should kill it?

Manowar · 09-12-2004, 09:09 AM

Piss on it while it's sleeping.

an eye for an eye

Sosa · 09-12-2004, 09:10 AM

DimeStoreNovel · 09-12-2004, 09:10 AM

bullet to the head

MT_Butterfly · 09-12-2004, 09:12 AM

The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order???

Preacher · 09-12-2004, 09:13 AM

sell it to the japanese

Fizzgig · 09-12-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order???

I bet it's the other way around

Dagwolf · 09-12-2004, 09:17 AM

I voted

jimmyf · 09-12-2004, 09:21 AM

if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.

not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside.

Cats don't normally do this

Fizzgig · 09-12-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.

not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside.

Cats don't normally do this

He sprayed.
Cats do it ALL the time - even females.

NoEngrish · 09-12-2004, 09:24 AM

rolf

bjjb · 09-12-2004, 09:25 AM

Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao

Fizzgig · 09-12-2004, 09:29 AM

Be careful what you say about my kitty, he KNOWS where you LIVE!

BitterPen · 09-12-2004, 10:08 AM

It's a dominance thing... Hold him/her up by the scruff of the neck and stare her/him in the eyes.... I know it sounds cruel, but the vet told me to do this.

BitterPen · 09-12-2004, 10:09 AM

OH and who won the MOTHERFUCKING PS2??????????????/

I just woke up

BradM · 09-12-2004, 10:11 AM

Kill it. I wish I had killed my old roomates cats for pissing on my bed and destroying my mattress.

I suggesting using a blunt object and striking its head with all of your fury.

crockett · 09-12-2004, 10:18 AM

and you're tell everyone on GFY this? umm I don't think I'd tell anyone if that happened to me..lol

bad_girl · 09-12-2004, 10:32 AM

Don't feel so bad, our cat peed on my foot while I was sleeping.

I knew there was a reason we named him Trouble.

BG

SmokeyTheBear · 09-12-2004, 10:39 AM

Most cats do this on purpose , but im suprised nobody has suggested the most obvious thing....

Tie the cat on a leash to a tree outside , and take a big piss all over it.. ( it will understand the meaning )

gangbangjoe · 09-12-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Piss on it while it's sleeping.

an eye for an eye

TheWildcard · 09-12-2004, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
He sprayed.
Cats do it ALL the time - even females.

Nah my cats never piss on me. They have their own toilet and always use it.

reynold · 09-13-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao

I did that to my cat. May it rest in peace!

hilly · 09-13-2004, 12:53 AM

The cat has more brains than you have.
Go take a walk.

BrainDead · 09-13-2004, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hilly
The cat has more brains than you have.
Go take a walk.

ROTFL...

well seriously... don't kill the cat, maybe it just wants attention from you

sicone · 09-13-2004, 01:16 AM

1st... take a shower and then give the kitty away to someone you dont really like much

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09-12-2004, 09:07 AM	#1
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jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again. not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside. Cats don't normally do this __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao

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hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	The cat has more brains than you have. Go take a walk.

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