My wife's neurotic cat pissed on me while I was sleeping!
 

Do you think I should kill it? :thumbsup http://gothvirgin.com/images/gfy/thumbsdown.gif

Piss on it while it's sleeping.

an eye for an eye

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bullet to the head

:ak47:

The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order??? :winkwink:

sell it to the japanese

I bet it's the other way around :1orglaugh

I voted http://gothvirgin.com/images/gfy/thumbsdown.gif

if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.

not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside.

Cats don't normally do this

He sprayed.
Cats do it ALL the time - even females.

rolf :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao

Be careful what you say about my kitty, he KNOWS where you LIVE!

It's a dominance thing... Hold him/her up by the scruff of the neck and stare her/him in the eyes.... I know it sounds cruel, but the vet told me to do this.

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OH and who won the MOTHERFUCKING PS2??????????????/

I just woke up
:eek7

Kill it. I wish I had killed my old roomates cats for pissing on my bed and destroying my mattress.

I suggesting using a blunt object and striking its head with all of your fury.

and you're tell everyone on GFY this? umm I don't think I'd tell anyone if that happened to me..lol

Don't feel so bad, our cat peed on my foot while I was sleeping.

I knew there was a reason we named him Trouble.


BG

Most cats do this on purpose , but im suprised nobody has suggested the most obvious thing....


Tie the cat on a leash to a tree outside , and take a big piss all over it.. ( it will understand the meaning )

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Nah my cats never piss on me. They have their own toilet and always use it.

I did that to my cat. May it rest in peace!

The cat has more brains than you have.
Go take a walk.

ROTFL... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
well seriously... don't kill the cat, maybe it just wants attention from you

1st... take a shower and then give the kitty away to someone you dont really like much