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Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:08 AM

So I was eating lunch today at Hooters in Honolulu, and my waitress turned out to be from Michigan (I am from Michigan), so we start talking and stuff and she seems cool, so I keep talking to her etc. She keeps coming over and talking to me the whole time I am there, telling me about how shes bored and just sits home all the time and stuff, and I say yeah I know what you mean, I pretty much do the same thing. Long story short, I say "well shit, give me a call sometime if you want to hang out" and she gets all excited and says she does, and takes down my number and says she'll call me at 5 when she gets out of work. The whole time I just don't really care, I figure cool if she calls, if not no big deal. Turns out she didn't call, and for some reason I keep wondering why. Fucking women.

railz · 09-11-2004, 02:09 AM

You fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Bet you left here a big tip as well, right?

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 02:09 AM

lets see i bet you bought about 6 beers and left a nice fat tip too

boardersweetie · 09-11-2004, 02:10 AM

give it time. she might be intimidated by your rediculously good looks.

Dagwolf · 09-11-2004, 02:10 AM

Well, the last part is proof that it wasn't a dream...

Sorry, dude... Maybe she'll call tomorrow. Who knows?

RedShoe · 09-11-2004, 02:12 AM

Sounds to me like she's got you RIGHT where she wants you.

'you wanting her'

That's what chicks want.

Jesus dude, do you fall for the old, "I just started stripping today, and I'm only doing it to raise money for my mom, and school, and I want to quit already' line do you?

jade_dragon · 09-11-2004, 02:13 AM

"Hey welcome to Ravens......

Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

"Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by railz
You fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Bet you left here a big tip as well, right?

I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.

railz · 09-11-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hey welcome to Ravens......

Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

"Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.

HAHAHAHA I'm glad someone else was thinking about that. It was my first reply but I didn't think anyone else would get the joke

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
give it time. she might be intimidated by your rediculously good looks.

HAHAHA, thanks. I am less attractive in person though.

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 02:15 AM

lesson for today, dont go to hooters, strip clubs or titty bars to pick up chicks...

railz · 09-11-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.

Not an ass at all - you just fell for the play that's kept hooter's in business for years and years.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hey welcome to Ravens......

Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

"Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.

HAHAHA. The whole time I really didn't want to be bothered, most of the time I like to just keep to myself and not have people talk to me, ask me questions, etc. I really didn't care if she talked to me or not, but she was hot and I was hoping she'd call so I could run my fingers through her pubes.

railz · 09-11-2004, 02:17 AM

Err but while we're here - WTF is this?

In the words of Chris Rock

"I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!"

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 02:17 AM

the trick to getting smoking hot bitches at the establishements i listed earlier..

u have to know someone who works there already, and pimp urself into the network of friends..

all the girls who work at these places all hang out together.

this is somethign i have done numerous times in many different hot girl social networks..

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
lesson for today, dont go to hooters, strip clubs or titty bars to pick up chicks...

HAHAHA, I wasn't there to pick up chicks. In fact, I don't really even like going there, because I feel like everyone thinks that people go there for that. I went there because I had to get my parking validated, and it was the only decent place to eat a quick lunch at Aloha Tower.

boardersweetie · 09-11-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hey welcome to Ravens......

Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

"Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.

The name of the restaurant is RAISINS. Jeebus, it's even on the girls shirts.... cuz they're little girls and they don't have tits, just nipples.... raisins, get it??

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHA, thanks. I am less attractive in person though.

You're too hard on yourself, one day you'll realize how awesome you are.

AVM · 09-11-2004, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
"Hey welcome to Ravens......

Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

"Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.

Indeed, funny episode. One of the best in fact. However - It's Raisins

Get it...because little girls do not have "hooters", they're smaller, thus have "raisans".

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
the trick to getting smoking hot bitches at the establishements i listed earlier..

u have to know someone who works there already, and pimp urself into the network of friends..

all the girls who work at these places all hang out together.

this is somethign i have done numerous times in many different hot girl social networks..

I knew a couple girls that worked there, one moved back to the mainland and hasn't worked there for a couple years, so I don't think anyone would remember her since they have a pretty high turnover of employees at a place like that. The other girl I knew worked there thinks I am an asshole because I tend to tell it like it is, and I told her how it was one time, and I guess it wasn't what she wanted to hear.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
You're too hard on yourself, one day you'll realize how awesome you are.

Awww, thanks. I am going to drive around and smoke a cigar, I'll hit you up on ICQ if you're still on when I get back, it's been awhile.

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I knew a couple girls that worked there, one moved back to the mainland and hasn't worked there for a couple years, so I don't think anyone would remember her since they have a pretty high turnover of employees at a place like that. The other girl I knew worked there thinks I am an asshole because I tend to tell it like it is, and I told her how it was one time, and I guess it wasn't what she wanted to hear.

classic mistake.. always tell it to make it sound good..

negative ppl get no pussy

positive ppl get all the pussy

dont even have to lie, just shy away from ANYTHING negative..

pussy will come in droves my friend

i was in hawaii a few years ago.. hawaiin girls are on my balls

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy

i was in hawaii a few years ago.. hawaiin girls are on my balls

Oh man, Hawaiian girls have sideburns like Elvis.

SomeCreep · 09-11-2004, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So I was eating lunch today at Hooters in Honolulu, and my waitress turned out to be from Michigan (I am from Michigan), so we start talking and stuff and she seems cool, so I keep talking to her etc. She keeps coming over and talking to me the whole time I am there, telling me about how shes bored and just sits home all the time and stuff, and I say yeah I know what you mean, I pretty much do the same thing. Long story short, I say "well shit, give me a call sometime if you want to hang out" and she gets all excited and says she does, and takes down my number and says she'll call me at 5 when she gets out of work. The whole time I just don't really care, I figure cool if she calls, if not no big deal. Turns out she didn't call, and for some reason I keep wondering why. Fucking women.

Hoes are a dime a dozen. You see one you like, if they dont call, dont worry, the next day you'll see another just as good.

Btw, Hooters has the best hot wings on planet earth.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep
Hoes are a dime a dozen. You see one you like, if they dont call, dont worry, the next day you'll see another just as good.

Btw, Hooters has the best hot wings on planet earth.

Yeah, their Philly Cheese Steaks are good too.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-11-2004, 03:38 AM

She is good, she is a pro. Hang in there she may call.

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 03:40 AM

move on, girls are a numbers game.. u should have given ur number to all the girls working and see who bites..

be arrogant

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
She is good, she is a pro. Hang in there she may call.

Thanks man. Any good news with the cop?

Plan9 · 09-11-2004, 04:04 AM

I hate Hooters, and Hooters girls.
They are strippers that are too prude to take off their fucking clothes, with attitudes to boot.
And the food sucks. Waste of money, if you ask me...not that anyone DID ask me, but what-fucking-ever

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by Plan9
I hate Hooters, and Hooters girls.
They are strippers that are too prude to take off their fucking clothes, with attitudes to boot.
And the food sucks. Waste of money, if you ask me...not that anyone DID ask me, but what-fucking-ever

Yeah, I tend to not like Hooters girls either, and most of the time I am a dick to them, but this time I just kept to myself and whatever. I had to go there to get my parking validated. I am drinking now so I don't care about that broad anymore. Good 'ol alcohol.

Plan9 · 09-11-2004, 04:27 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Yeah, I tend to not like Hooters girls either, and most of the time I am a dick to them, but this time I just kept to myself and whatever. I had to go there to get my parking validated. I am drinking now so I don't care about that broad anymore. Good 'ol alcohol.

To tell you the truth, alot of them aren't even all that hot.
My friend works there, and however cool she is - she's butt fucking ugly, in my book.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 04:33 AM

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Originally posted by Plan9
To tell you the truth, alot of them aren't even all that hot.
My friend works there, and however cool she is - she's butt fucking ugly, in my book.

Yeah, theres like 2 or 3 hot ones TOPS here. The one I talked to was one of the hot ones.

robfantasy · 09-11-2004, 04:35 AM

GIRLS WHO WANT THE EASY WAY OUT FLOW CHART

HOOTERS => LAP DANCING => STRIPPER => PORN => ESCORTING => STREET PROSTITUTE

Danny Dukes · 09-11-2004, 04:36 AM

Yeah Hooters sucks! The chicks are all bitches for the most part and think they are way to good for any strip club or patron for that matter. The thing is most of them ain't got shit coming 90% of them have fake tits and no ass, and if there tits are real then they usually have to lose about 15 pounds in most cases. I went there not to long ago with Ramona and one of my models who has nice fake tits, as soon as we got there the attitude started with all the girls in the place. It was funny cuz all the guys were looking at my model and she had no problem at all flashing them on the down low, until one of the Hooter bitches seen her and told the manager. We ended up having to leave, but walked out with a big applause from all the guys when she turned around as we were to exit the building and pulled her top up and put her middle finger up to the Hooter girls and yelled "Fuck You Bitches". It was funny as hell!

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
GIRLS WHO WANT THE EASY WAY OUT FLOW CHART

HOOTERS => LAP DANCING => STRIPPER => PORN => ESCORTING => STREET PROSTITUTE

HAHAHA, so true.

Shoehorn! · 09-11-2004, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Yeah Hooters sucks! The chicks are all bitches for the most part and think they are way to good for any strip club or patron for that matter. The thing is most of them ain't got shit coming 90% of them have fake tits and no ass, and if there tits are real then they usually have to lose about 15 pounds in most cases. I went there not to long ago with Ramona and one of my models who has nice fake tits, as soon as we got there the attitude started with all the girls in the place. It was funny cuz all the guys were looking at my model and she had no problem at all flashing them on the down low, until one of the Hooter bitches seen her and told the manager. We ended up having to leave, but walked out with a big applause from all the guys when she turned around as we were to exit the building and pulled her top up and put her middle finger up to the Hooter girls and yelled "Fuck You Bitches". It was funny as hell!

HAHAHAHA, thats fucking awesome.

VirtuMike · 09-11-2004, 05:34 AM

Hooters = softcore crap.

Melvin the Dude · 09-11-2004, 09:19 AM

Hooters girls are like strippers, notice how they always flirt with their customers?

They dont work for an hourly wage, they work for "Free" and their tips are their sole earnings.

slapass · 09-11-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.

You over tip. you might have scared her with your poor math skills or the lame attempt to buy her affections.

Axzar · 09-11-2004, 10:23 AM

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09-11-2004, 02:08 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	So I was at Hooters today So I was eating lunch today at Hooters in Honolulu, and my waitress turned out to be from Michigan (I am from Michigan), so we start talking and stuff and she seems cool, so I keep talking to her etc. She keeps coming over and talking to me the whole time I am there, telling me about how shes bored and just sits home all the time and stuff, and I say yeah I know what you mean, I pretty much do the same thing. Long story short, I say "well shit, give me a call sometime if you want to hang out" and she gets all excited and says she does, and takes down my number and says she'll call me at 5 when she gets out of work. The whole time I just don't really care, I figure cool if she calls, if not no big deal. Turns out she didn't call, and for some reason I keep wondering why. Fucking women. __________________

09-11-2004, 02:09 AM	#2
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09-11-2004, 02:10 AM	#5
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robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	move on, girls are a numbers game.. u should have given ur number to all the girls working and see who bites.. be arrogant __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

09-11-2004, 04:04 AM	#28
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	I hate Hooters, and Hooters girls. They are strippers that are too prude to take off their fucking clothes, with attitudes to boot. And the food sucks. Waste of money, if you ask me...not that anyone DID ask me, but what-fucking-ever

09-11-2004, 04:35 AM	#32
robfantasy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Medellin, Colombia Posts: 6,445	GIRLS WHO WANT THE EASY WAY OUT FLOW CHART HOOTERS => LAP DANCING => STRIPPER => PORN => ESCORTING => STREET PROSTITUTE __________________ Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

09-11-2004, 04:36 AM	#33
Danny Dukes Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,988	Yeah Hooters sucks! The chicks are all bitches for the most part and think they are way to good for any strip club or patron for that matter. The thing is most of them ain't got shit coming 90% of them have fake tits and no ass, and if there tits are real then they usually have to lose about 15 pounds in most cases. I went there not to long ago with Ramona and one of my models who has nice fake tits, as soon as we got there the attitude started with all the girls in the place. It was funny cuz all the guys were looking at my model and she had no problem at all flashing them on the down low, until one of the Hooter bitches seen her and told the manager. We ended up having to leave, but walked out with a big applause from all the guys when she turned around as we were to exit the building and pulled her top up and put her middle finger up to the Hooter girls and yelled "Fuck You Bitches". It was funny as hell! __________________ ICQ: 218503927 AIM: DannyDks

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Melvin the Dude Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 844	Hooters girls are like strippers, notice how they always flirt with their customers? They dont work for an hourly wage, they work for "Free" and their tips are their sole earnings.

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