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  • Shoehorn!
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    • Oct 2003
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    #1

    So I was at Hooters today

    So I was eating lunch today at Hooters in Honolulu, and my waitress turned out to be from Michigan (I am from Michigan), so we start talking and stuff and she seems cool, so I keep talking to her etc. She keeps coming over and talking to me the whole time I am there, telling me about how shes bored and just sits home all the time and stuff, and I say yeah I know what you mean, I pretty much do the same thing. Long story short, I say "well shit, give me a call sometime if you want to hang out" and she gets all excited and says she does, and takes down my number and says she'll call me at 5 when she gets out of work. The whole time I just don't really care, I figure cool if she calls, if not no big deal. Turns out she didn't call, and for some reason I keep wondering why. Fucking women.
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    • railz
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      • Nov 2001
      • 2531
      #2
      You fell for the oldest trick in the book.

      Bet you left here a big tip as well, right?
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        • robfantasy
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          • Jun 2002
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          #3
          lets see i bet you bought about 6 beers and left a nice fat tip too
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            • boardersweetie
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              • Oct 2003
              • 1889
              #4
              give it time. she might be intimidated by your rediculously good looks.

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                • Dagwolf
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141
                  #5
                  Well, the last part is proof that it wasn't a dream...

                  Sorry, dude... Maybe she'll call tomorrow. Who knows?
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                    • RedShoe
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                      • Feb 2001
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                      #6
                      Sounds to me like she's got you RIGHT where she wants you.

                      'you wanting her'

                      That's what chicks want.

                      Jesus dude, do you fall for the old, "I just started stripping today, and I'm only doing it to raise money for my mom, and school, and I want to quit already' line do you?

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                        • jade_dragon
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                          • May 2004
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                          #7
                          "Hey welcome to Ravens......

                          Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

                          "Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

                          One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.
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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872
                              #8
                              Originally posted by railz
                              You fell for the oldest trick in the book.

                              Bet you left here a big tip as well, right?
                              I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.

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                                • railz
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                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 2531
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                  "Hey welcome to Ravens......

                                  Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

                                  "Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

                                  One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.
                                  HAHAHAHA I'm glad someone else was thinking about that. It was my first reply but I didn't think anyone else would get the joke
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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                      give it time. she might be intimidated by your rediculously good looks.
                                      HAHAHA, thanks. I am less attractive in person though.

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                                        • robfantasy
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 6445
                                          #11
                                          lesson for today, dont go to hooters, strip clubs or titty bars to pick up chicks...
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                                            • railz
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 2531
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                              I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.
                                              Not an ass at all - you just fell for the play that's kept hooter's in business for years and years.
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                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 22872
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                                  "Hey welcome to Ravens......

                                                  Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

                                                  "Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

                                                  One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.
                                                  HAHAHA. The whole time I really didn't want to be bothered, most of the time I like to just keep to myself and not have people talk to me, ask me questions, etc. I really didn't care if she talked to me or not, but she was hot and I was hoping she'd call so I could run my fingers through her pubes.

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                                                    • railz
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                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 2531
                                                      #14
                                                      Err but while we're here - WTF is this?



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                                                      "I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!"
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                                                        • robfantasy
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          the trick to getting smoking hot bitches at the establishements i listed earlier..

                                                          u have to know someone who works there already, and pimp urself into the network of friends..

                                                          all the girls who work at these places all hang out together.

                                                          this is somethign i have done numerous times in many different hot girl social networks..
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                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22872
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by robfantasy
                                                              lesson for today, dont go to hooters, strip clubs or titty bars to pick up chicks...
                                                              HAHAHA, I wasn't there to pick up chicks. In fact, I don't really even like going there, because I feel like everyone thinks that people go there for that. I went there because I had to get my parking validated, and it was the only decent place to eat a quick lunch at Aloha Tower.

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                                                                • boardersweetie
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 1889
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                                                  "Hey welcome to Ravens......

                                                                  Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

                                                                  "Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

                                                                  One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.
                                                                  The name of the restaurant is RAISINS. Jeebus, it's even on the girls shirts.... cuz they're little girls and they don't have tits, just nipples.... raisins, get it??

                                                                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                  HAHAHA, thanks. I am less attractive in person though.
                                                                  You're too hard on yourself, one day you'll realize how awesome you are.

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                                                                    • AVM
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 1890
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by jade_dragon
                                                                      "Hey welcome to Ravens......

                                                                      Man, it is soooo boring here, and the guys are soooo lame, but you're cool"

                                                                      "Man am I glad you guys are here, my other tables are so lame"

                                                                      One of my favorite episodes of Southpark is when Butters falls for the Raven's girl. Sorry she played with your emotions like that man.
                                                                      Indeed, funny episode. One of the best in fact. However - It's Raisins

                                                                      Get it...because little girls do not have "hooters", they're smaller, thus have "raisans".

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                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 22872
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by robfantasy
                                                                          the trick to getting smoking hot bitches at the establishements i listed earlier..

                                                                          u have to know someone who works there already, and pimp urself into the network of friends..

                                                                          all the girls who work at these places all hang out together.

                                                                          this is somethign i have done numerous times in many different hot girl social networks..
                                                                          I knew a couple girls that worked there, one moved back to the mainland and hasn't worked there for a couple years, so I don't think anyone would remember her since they have a pretty high turnover of employees at a place like that. The other girl I knew worked there thinks I am an asshole because I tend to tell it like it is, and I told her how it was one time, and I guess it wasn't what she wanted to hear.

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                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 22872
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by boardersweetie
                                                                              You're too hard on yourself, one day you'll realize how awesome you are.
                                                                              Awww, thanks. I am going to drive around and smoke a cigar, I'll hit you up on ICQ if you're still on when I get back, it's been awhile.

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                                                                                • robfantasy
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 6445
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                  I knew a couple girls that worked there, one moved back to the mainland and hasn't worked there for a couple years, so I don't think anyone would remember her since they have a pretty high turnover of employees at a place like that. The other girl I knew worked there thinks I am an asshole because I tend to tell it like it is, and I told her how it was one time, and I guess it wasn't what she wanted to hear.
                                                                                  classic mistake.. always tell it to make it sound good..

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                                                                                  dont even have to lie, just shy away from ANYTHING negative..

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                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by robfantasy

                                                                                      i was in hawaii a few years ago.. hawaiin girls are on my balls
                                                                                      Oh man, Hawaiian girls have sideburns like Elvis.

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                                                                                        • SomeCreep
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 26118
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                          So I was eating lunch today at Hooters in Honolulu, and my waitress turned out to be from Michigan (I am from Michigan), so we start talking and stuff and she seems cool, so I keep talking to her etc. She keeps coming over and talking to me the whole time I am there, telling me about how shes bored and just sits home all the time and stuff, and I say yeah I know what you mean, I pretty much do the same thing. Long story short, I say "well shit, give me a call sometime if you want to hang out" and she gets all excited and says she does, and takes down my number and says she'll call me at 5 when she gets out of work. The whole time I just don't really care, I figure cool if she calls, if not no big deal. Turns out she didn't call, and for some reason I keep wondering why. Fucking women.
                                                                                          Hoes are a dime a dozen. You see one you like, if they dont call, dont worry, the next day you'll see another just as good.

                                                                                          Btw, Hooters has the best hot wings on planet earth.

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                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                              Hoes are a dime a dozen. You see one you like, if they dont call, dont worry, the next day you'll see another just as good.

                                                                                              Btw, Hooters has the best hot wings on planet earth.
                                                                                              Yeah, their Philly Cheese Steaks are good too.

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                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  She is good, she is a pro. Hang in there she may call.
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                                                                                                    • robfantasy
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                      • 6445
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      move on, girls are a numbers game.. u should have given ur number to all the girls working and see who bites..

                                                                                                      be arrogant

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                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                          She is good, she is a pro. Hang in there she may call.
                                                                                                          Thanks man. Any good news with the cop?

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                                                                                                            • Plan9
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I hate Hooters, and Hooters girls.
                                                                                                              They are strippers that are too prude to take off their fucking clothes, with attitudes to boot.
                                                                                                              And the food sucks. Waste of money, if you ask me...not that anyone DID ask me, but what-fucking-ever

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                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Plan9
                                                                                                                  I hate Hooters, and Hooters girls.
                                                                                                                  They are strippers that are too prude to take off their fucking clothes, with attitudes to boot.
                                                                                                                  And the food sucks. Waste of money, if you ask me...not that anyone DID ask me, but what-fucking-ever
                                                                                                                  Yeah, I tend to not like Hooters girls either, and most of the time I am a dick to them, but this time I just kept to myself and whatever. I had to go there to get my parking validated. I am drinking now so I don't care about that broad anymore. Good 'ol alcohol.

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                                                                                                                    • Plan9
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                                                      Yeah, I tend to not like Hooters girls either, and most of the time I am a dick to them, but this time I just kept to myself and whatever. I had to go there to get my parking validated. I am drinking now so I don't care about that broad anymore. Good 'ol alcohol.
                                                                                                                      To tell you the truth, alot of them aren't even all that hot.
                                                                                                                      My friend works there, and however cool she is - she's butt fucking ugly, in my book.

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                                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Plan9
                                                                                                                          To tell you the truth, alot of them aren't even all that hot.
                                                                                                                          My friend works there, and however cool she is - she's butt fucking ugly, in my book.
                                                                                                                          Yeah, theres like 2 or 3 hot ones TOPS here. The one I talked to was one of the hot ones.

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                                                                                                                            • robfantasy
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              GIRLS WHO WANT THE EASY WAY OUT FLOW CHART

                                                                                                                              HOOTERS => LAP DANCING => STRIPPER => PORN => ESCORTING => STREET PROSTITUTE
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                                                                                                                                • Danny Dukes
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                  Yeah Hooters sucks! The chicks are all bitches for the most part and think they are way to good for any strip club or patron for that matter. The thing is most of them ain't got shit coming 90% of them have fake tits and no ass, and if there tits are real then they usually have to lose about 15 pounds in most cases. I went there not to long ago with Ramona and one of my models who has nice fake tits, as soon as we got there the attitude started with all the girls in the place. It was funny cuz all the guys were looking at my model and she had no problem at all flashing them on the down low, until one of the Hooter bitches seen her and told the manager. We ended up having to leave, but walked out with a big applause from all the guys when she turned around as we were to exit the building and pulled her top up and put her middle finger up to the Hooter girls and yelled "Fuck You Bitches". It was funny as hell!

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                                                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by robfantasy
                                                                                                                                      GIRLS WHO WANT THE EASY WAY OUT FLOW CHART

                                                                                                                                      HOOTERS => LAP DANCING => STRIPPER => PORN => ESCORTING => STREET PROSTITUTE
                                                                                                                                      HAHAHA, so true.

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                                                                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 22872
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                                                                                                          Yeah Hooters sucks! The chicks are all bitches for the most part and think they are way to good for any strip club or patron for that matter. The thing is most of them ain't got shit coming 90% of them have fake tits and no ass, and if there tits are real then they usually have to lose about 15 pounds in most cases. I went there not to long ago with Ramona and one of my models who has nice fake tits, as soon as we got there the attitude started with all the girls in the place. It was funny cuz all the guys were looking at my model and she had no problem at all flashing them on the down low, until one of the Hooter bitches seen her and told the manager. We ended up having to leave, but walked out with a big applause from all the guys when she turned around as we were to exit the building and pulled her top up and put her middle finger up to the Hooter girls and yelled "Fuck You Bitches". It was funny as hell!
                                                                                                                                          HAHAHAHA, thats fucking awesome.

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                                                                                                                                            • VirtuMike
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Hooters = softcore crap.
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                                                                                                                                                • Melvin the Dude
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 844
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Hooters girls are like strippers, notice how they always flirt with their customers?

                                                                                                                                                  They dont work for an hourly wage, they work for "Free" and their tips are their sole earnings.

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                                                                                                                                                    • slapass
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 14625
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                                                                                                                                      I tip well regardless if it's a hot girl pretending to like me or not. If the waiter/waitress is cool to me, I am cool to them in return. Yeah, I left her about a 40% tip. But, I went to Ruth's Chris for dinner a couple hours ago, and all men waited on me, and I left them about a 40% tip too. I honestly don't think she was trying to hustle me, but I am not hooking up with her right now, so I guess that makes me the ass.
                                                                                                                                                      You over tip. you might have scared her with your poor math skills or the lame attempt to buy her affections.

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