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09-12-2004, 09:07 AM
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President of Canada
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My wife's neurotic cat pissed on me while I was sleeping!
Do you think I should kill it?
 
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09-12-2004, 09:09 AM
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Piss on it while it's sleeping.
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09-12-2004, 09:10 AM
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09-12-2004, 09:10 AM
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bullet to the head
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09-12-2004, 09:12 AM
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The cat is obviously jealous of you. Perhaps some family therapy is in order???
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09-12-2004, 09:13 AM
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sell it to the japanese
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09-12-2004, 09:17 AM
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09-12-2004, 09:17 AM
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President of Canada
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I voted
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09-12-2004, 09:21 AM
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if it's an older cat, it might have a Med. problem, should take it 2 the Vet it happens again.
not just pissing on people but pissing other than the cat box or outside. Cats don't normally do this
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09-12-2004, 09:23 AM
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Cats do it ALL the time - even females.
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09-12-2004, 09:24 AM
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rolf
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09-12-2004, 09:25 AM
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Tape it up in a box and drop it in a rushing river. See if it finds its way home. lmao
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09-12-2004, 09:29 AM
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Be careful what you say about my kitty, he KNOWS where you LIVE!
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09-12-2004, 10:08 AM
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It's a dominance thing... Hold him/her up by the scruff of the neck and stare her/him in the eyes.... I know it sounds cruel, but the vet told me to do this.
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09-12-2004, 10:09 AM
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OH and who won the MOTHERFUCKING PS2??????????????/
I just woke up 
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09-12-2004, 10:11 AM
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Kill it. I wish I had killed my old roomates cats for pissing on my bed and destroying my mattress.
I suggesting using a blunt object and striking its head with all of your fury. |
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09-12-2004, 10:18 AM
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and you're tell everyone on GFY this? umm I don't think I'd tell anyone if that happened to me..lol
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09-12-2004, 10:32 AM
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Don't feel so bad, our cat peed on my foot while I was sleeping.
I knew there was a reason we named him Trouble. BG
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09-12-2004, 10:39 AM
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Most cats do this on purpose , but im suprised nobody has suggested the most obvious thing....
Tie the cat on a leash to a tree outside , and take a big piss all over it.. ( it will understand the meaning )
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09-12-2004, 10:47 AM
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09-12-2004, 10:49 AM
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09-13-2004, 12:46 AM
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09-13-2004, 12:53 AM
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The cat has more brains than you have.
Go take a walk. |
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09-13-2004, 01:00 AM
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well seriously... don't kill the cat, maybe it just wants attention from you |
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09-13-2004, 01:16 AM
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1st... take a shower and then give the kitty away to someone you dont really like much
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