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Jamdin · 07-12-2001, 09:57 PM

Have one of those days when:

1) you get sunburned so bad you can't move your arms without pain plus severe heat exhuastion (yes, I was drinking plenty of water)

2) transmission goes out of your car a block away from your house

3) digital watch goes bye-bye because of the heat

4) the store clerk can't subtract $2.65 from $50.65

5) I get gang banged by four fucking pimps that wipe out my thugs at pimpwar (7 attacks in 1 minute)

Good news: I got to work out my frustrations on an old tin shed today. That sucka is history.

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DragonAss · 07-12-2001, 11:37 PM

The last two months have been like that.

RedShoe · 07-13-2001, 01:22 AM

Ask my wife, this is all true.

She is from Maui, so we visit her parents (still in Maui) when we can find time. A few years ago we had gone back for her highschool reunion. We got there a couple of weeks before the reunion.

About 4 days before the reunion, we decided to meet up with one of her friends also returning for the reunion. My wife and her friend are "locals" but i'm not. So I thought I'd get a little sun, before the reunion.

On our way to the beach, we stopped in a little tourist shop. I wanted some sun tan lotion. I got a bottle of "Maui Babe". My wife and her friend laughed their asses off at me. We finally got to the beach, I set out my towel, opened my bottle of Maui Babe, and started to rub it on my body.

"What's that smell?" I thought. It was this horrible stench. It was coming from ME! This lotion, was basically a bunch of food! Pineapple, kiwi, poi, coconut... just a bunch of FOOD!!!

I just though, "oh it must be an island secret" So, I laid back, plugged my nose, and accidently fell asleep. I woke up about an hour and a half later, and was just a little pink.

Well, I didn't get burned, just a little pink. So I guess this stuff didn't work on getting me a tan, but at least I wasn't burned (yet).

It must have been delayed or something, because by that night, I was so red I was almost purple. I was laughing and showing my inlaws, and wife. They didn't think it was as funny as I did.

By the next morning I was in so much pain that even a slight breeze was torture.

Finally they day came for her reunion. It must be a Hawaiian tradition, because each of her friends decided to give me a slap on the shoulder. I'd rather have my cock stomped, than go thru that again.

Sun poisoning is the worst feeling in the world. There is nothing you can do for relief.

Neeless to say, I sold my Maui Babe to the first tourist that would buy it. Fool. MUAHAHAHA

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pr0 · 07-13-2001, 11:50 AM

Ever get that "Not so fresh" feeling?

Jamdin · 07-13-2001, 12:11 PM

After a cold bath & a constantly wiping sunburned areas with vinigar, it's not so painful. Today's doing okay so far but I'm dreading tomorrow.

Happy Friday the 13th by the way.

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longhair · 07-13-2001, 03:47 PM

One time I spent the day at a water slide park and got "a little pink" also. I was so burned that I couldn't get off the couch for three days because my feet were so swollen and I could barely move without extreme pain. I still have scars 10 years later.

Needless to say I skipped the sun roof on my new car.

Aloe vera straight off the plant if you can get it Jamdin.

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07-12-2001, 09:57 PM	#1
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Didja Ever Have one of those days when: 1) you get sunburned so bad you can't move your arms without pain plus severe heat exhuastion (yes, I was drinking plenty of water) 2) transmission goes out of your car a block away from your house 3) digital watch goes bye-bye because of the heat 4) the store clerk can't subtract $2.65 from $50.65 5) I get gang banged by four fucking pimps that wipe out my thugs at pimpwar (7 attacks in 1 minute) Good news: I got to work out my frustrations on an old tin shed today. That sucka is history. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

07-12-2001, 11:37 PM	#2
DragonAss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Philly, PA USA Posts: 206	The last two months have been like that.

07-13-2001, 01:22 AM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Ask my wife, this is all true. She is from Maui, so we visit her parents (still in Maui) when we can find time. A few years ago we had gone back for her highschool reunion. We got there a couple of weeks before the reunion. About 4 days before the reunion, we decided to meet up with one of her friends also returning for the reunion. My wife and her friend are "locals" but i'm not. So I thought I'd get a little sun, before the reunion. On our way to the beach, we stopped in a little tourist shop. I wanted some sun tan lotion. I got a bottle of "Maui Babe". My wife and her friend laughed their asses off at me. We finally got to the beach, I set out my towel, opened my bottle of Maui Babe, and started to rub it on my body. "What's that smell?" I thought. It was this horrible stench. It was coming from ME! This lotion, was basically a bunch of food! Pineapple, kiwi, poi, coconut... just a bunch of FOOD!!! I just though, "oh it must be an island secret" So, I laid back, plugged my nose, and accidently fell asleep. I woke up about an hour and a half later, and was just a little pink. Well, I didn't get burned, just a little pink. So I guess this stuff didn't work on getting me a tan, but at least I wasn't burned (yet). It must have been delayed or something, because by that night, I was so red I was almost purple. I was laughing and showing my inlaws, and wife. They didn't think it was as funny as I did. By the next morning I was in so much pain that even a slight breeze was torture. Finally they day came for her reunion. It must be a Hawaiian tradition, because each of her friends decided to give me a slap on the shoulder. I'd rather have my cock stomped, than go thru that again. Sun poisoning is the worst feeling in the world. There is nothing you can do for relief. Neeless to say, I sold my Maui Babe to the first tourist that would buy it. Fool. MUAHAHAHA ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ * uSexFan.com * ICQ : 114683191

07-13-2001, 11:50 AM	#4
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Ever get that "Not so fresh" feeling?

07-13-2001, 12:11 PM	#5
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	After a cold bath & a constantly wiping sunburned areas with vinigar, it's not so painful. Today's doing okay so far but I'm dreading tomorrow. Happy Friday the 13th by the way. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

07-13-2001, 03:47 PM	#6
longhair Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 198	One time I spent the day at a water slide park and got "a little pink" also. I was so burned that I couldn't get off the couch for three days because my feet were so swollen and I could barely move without extreme pain. I still have scars 10 years later. Needless to say I skipped the sun roof on my new car. Aloe vera straight off the plant if you can get it Jamdin. ------------------ Get the new single "Brand New World"! I AM a rock star... http://www.roadsideattraction.com Free MP3s!