ATTN: God.....I would like you to implement the following change. - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 09-08-2004, 12:26 PM

Women should have a set of titties on their back.

Two reasons for this:

1: It will be more difficult for them to catch us staring at their tits.

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.

Thank you for considering my suggestion. Should you choose to implement it, I would like to receive full credit for the idea.

Respectfully submitted,

AaronM

TurboAngel · 09-08-2004, 12:26 PM

LMFAO!

Deepai · 09-08-2004, 12:27 PM

done. and done.

Trixxxia · 09-08-2004, 12:28 PM

Good suggestions!

The Truth Hurts · 09-08-2004, 12:28 PM

it would also make slow dancing much more interesting.

StuartD · 09-08-2004, 12:29 PM

It also makes slow dancing with them MUCH more enjoyable

edit: dammit, beat me by miliseconds

dennisthemenace · 09-08-2004, 12:30 PM

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

Manowar · 09-08-2004, 12:32 PM

AaronM · 09-08-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by dennisthemenace

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

Yep...It's all about evolution.

mardigras · 09-08-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by dennisthemenace

and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems

Dolly Parton would be 3 1/2 feet tall

dennisthemenace · 09-08-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Yep...It's all about evolution.

Yessss.. you sir, are a genius

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Originally posted by mardigras
Dolly Parton would be 3 1/2 feet tall

Isn't she already?

Serge Litehead · 09-08-2004, 12:39 PM

please donate another rib.

tranza · 09-08-2004, 01:04 PM

Good idea!!

SPWGuru · 09-08-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.

Thats what hair is for.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 09-08-2004, 01:57 PM

Makes ballroom dancing a popular pasttime? ;)

AaronM · 09-08-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by SpwGuru
Thats what hair is for.

WTF do I know about hair?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-08-2004, 02:00 PM

Patent filed.

Rob · 09-08-2004, 02:14 PM

When I'm talking to God through my porcelin portal, I'll be sure to pass on the request.

Doctor Dre · 09-08-2004, 02:48 PM

I'm currently discussing the idea with god

Nylz · 09-08-2004, 03:34 PM

HAHA

good one

CET · 09-08-2004, 03:43 PM

I'd also like god to add a second dick to the middle of my stomach. That way I can fuck two chicks at the same time while they're smoochin it up.

alexg · 09-08-2004, 03:46 PM

good suggestion, although it would take me some time to get used to that..
in the beginning I will just think women are weird..

oh wait, they're weird already, so what the hell.... it can be done asap

SPWGuru · 09-08-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
WTF do I know about hair?

I know your bald head doesn't have any but I would hope you aren't fucking bald chicks.

sumphatpimp · 09-08-2004, 04:25 PM

I am busy at the moment but I will take it into consideration

boobmaster · 09-08-2004, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Women should have a set of titties on their back.

Two reasons for this:

1: It will be more difficult for them to catch us staring at their tits.

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.

Thank you for considering my suggestion. Should you choose to implement it, I would like to receive full credit for the idea.

Respectfully submitted,

AaronM

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

OzMan · 09-08-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
I am busy at the moment but I will take it into consideration

That pic is fake.
God doesn't have thumbs.
He doesn't need to grip anything.
He just waves and points and stuff gets created

AaronM · 09-08-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by SpwGuru
I know your bald head doesn't have any but I would hope you aren't fucking bald chicks.

You got a problem with bald chicks? It's all the rage where I come from.

jwerd · 09-08-2004, 04:33 PM

damn aaron, good idea!

boobmaster · 09-08-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
You got a problem with bald chicks? It's all the rage where I come from.

Bald is fine. As long as they have big tits.

mrgica · 09-08-2004, 04:45 PM

Ok you are not the first one to ask for this, I will seriously consider that now. Thanks.

MrIzzz · 09-08-2004, 04:48 PM

and i pray to the lord that i have the opportunity to stain aaron's sheets one day

baddog · 09-08-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

when did he? do you even know what that means?

baddog · 09-08-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan
That pic is fake.

really?

OzMan · 09-08-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
really?

yes , really.

It's all about the opposing thumbs, even a monkey knows that.

mrgica · 09-08-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan
yes , really.

It's all about the opposing thumbs, even a monkey knows that.

GFY shod have "morons of the year posts" section

This would be the winner so far this year i think.

baddog · 09-08-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by mrgica

GFY shod have "morons of the year posts" section

This would be the winner so far this year i think.

if you are referring to your contribution, it could be a contender.

Rankings · 09-08-2004, 05:30 PM

They should have them both places...the more the better

JSA Matt · 09-08-2004, 05:31 PM

boobmaster · 09-08-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
when did he? do you even know what that means?

Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

OzMan · 09-08-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
if you are referring to your contribution, it could be a contender.

AaronM · 09-08-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

How come people don't bitch when I talk shit about Santa or the Tooth Fairy?

I've seen Santa at the mall...Never seen God.

gornyhuy · 09-08-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

So, the creator's name is "God" ?

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	ATTN: God.....I would like you to implement the following change. Women should have a set of titties on their back. Two reasons for this: 1: It will be more difficult for them to catch us staring at their tits. 2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch. Thank you for considering my suggestion. Should you choose to implement it, I would like to receive full credit for the idea. Respectfully submitted, AaronM

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