ATTN: God.....I would like you to implement the following change.
 

Women should have a set of titties on their back.

Two reasons for this:

1: It will be more difficult for them to catch us staring at their tits.

2: When fucking doggy style, it will be easier to grab their tits and head for the home stretch.


Thank you for considering my suggestion. Should you choose to implement it, I would like to receive full credit for the idea.

Respectfully submitted,

AaronM

LMFAO!


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done. and done.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good suggestions!

it would also make slow dancing much more interesting.

It also makes slow dancing with them MUCH more enjoyable :thumbsup

edit: dammit, beat me by miliseconds

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and it would benefit them by balancing their weight, helping back problems :)

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Yep...It's all about evolution. :glugglug

Dolly Parton would be 3 1/2 feet tall:glugglug

Yessss.. you sir, are a genius :thumbsup


Isn't she already?

please donate another rib.

Good idea!!

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Thats what hair is for.

Makes ballroom dancing a popular pasttime? ;)

WTF do I know about hair?

Patent filed.

When I'm talking to God through my porcelin portal, I'll be sure to pass on the request. :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm currently discussing the idea with god

HAHA

good one :)

I'd also like god to add a second dick to the middle of my stomach. That way I can fuck two chicks at the same time while they're smoochin it up.

good suggestion, although it would take me some time to get used to that..
in the beginning I will just think women are weird..

oh wait, they're weird already, so what the hell.... it can be done asap :1orglaugh

I know your bald head doesn't have any but I would hope you aren't fucking bald chicks.

I am busy at the moment but I will take it into consideration

http://snopes.com/photos/natural/graphics/godhands.jpg

That pic is fake.
God doesn't have thumbs.
He doesn't need to grip anything.
He just waves and points and stuff gets created

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You got a problem with bald chicks? It's all the rage where I come from.

damn aaron, good idea!

Bald is fine. As long as they have big tits.

Ok you are not the first one to ask for this, I will seriously consider that now. Thanks.

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and i pray to the lord that i have the opportunity to stain aaron's sheets one day:thumbsup

when did he? do you even know what that means?

really?

yes , really.

It's all about the opposing thumbs, even a monkey knows that.

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GFY shod have "morons of the year posts" section

This would be the winner so far this year i think.

if you are referring to your contribution, it could be a contender.

They should have them both places...the more the better

Yes, I do know actually. I think I know where you're going with this. It has nothing to do with swearing, if that's what you're thinking - VERY COMMON misconception. It means do not use the name of God in an irreverent or disrespectful manner.

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How come people don't bitch when I talk shit about Santa or the Tooth Fairy?

I've seen Santa at the mall...Never seen God. :glugglug

So, the creator's name is "God" ?