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Old 09-07-2004, 11:10 AM   #1
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25 Reasons Canada Kicks Ass!

25 reasons why we rock...and this is JUST 25!!!
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?



1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington,
under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane and hammered
all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and
partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each
year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!



I AM CANADIAN!!!
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:12 AM   #4
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dont tell boobmaster tho, he wont beleive that such primitve people could invent anything

...not to worry, he is proved an idiot day in day out

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Dude, don't give out our secrets... let everyone think we live in igloos and maybe they'll go fuck themselves and keep out of our country!
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4. Baseball is Canadian
Baseball was taken from an english game called Rounders, and it was done by an American.

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8. Apple pie is Canadian
No, it's European.

In the end, Canada isn't so bad, but they're sort of like the people who life in a loft apartment over a great party.
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O Canada... Our home and natiive land.....
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Baseball was taken from an english game called Rounders, and it was done by an American.



No, it's European.

In the end, Canada isn't so bad, but they're sort of like the people who life in a loft apartment over a great party.
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hehehe... **banging on the floor **

Enough with the noise!!!! Were trying to get some sleep up here!
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:30 AM   #12
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Baseball was taken from an english game called Rounders, and it was done by an American.



No, it's European.

In the end, Canada isn't so bad, but they're sort of like the people who life in a loft apartment over a great party.
Ya...who gives two shits about baseball when you've invented hockey

Apple pie....you can have that too

we got snocones and beavertails too ;)
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Ya...who gives two shits about baseball when you've invented hockey

Apple pie....you can have that too

we got snocones and beavertails too ;)
I don't think we invented Hockey, Basketball we did, but I think someone beat us to hockey, we just love it haha.
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I don't think we invented Hockey, Basketball we did, but I think someone beat us to hockey, we just love it haha.
NO, we invented hockey
say that again and I will put you on ignore...lol
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So fucking banned!! ;)

We did invent hockey, however, we did not invent the Zamboni
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We are truly sorry for creating Celine Dion though.... truly sorry....
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And Celine Dion....

Well we gave her away to the american public
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Well we gave her away to the american public
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Actually .... once I think of it...we also gave away Pam Anderson (from Ladysmith, Vancouver Island B.C.) but she chose to be American so we dont mention her as much anymore
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Hockey was in fact invented in Canada. Anyone who *thinks* to the contrary, well,.... thinks wrong.


Wrong-thinking = not cool.


Think about that.
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A couple of reasons why Canada sucks:

1) Taxes are through the roof, but hey you guys say US sucks because we don't have healthcare, so enjoy those taxes hope it was worth it!

2) Canada has no military, and relishes the fact that they get to bash their Big Brother, who protects their virgin asshole from being raped by any other country.

3) Canadian girls are ugly, lets accept that folks...except for the few that get anally rammed in porno
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Taxes here are not through the roof. Sorry. Next.

Don't know about other parts of Canada, but they're not bad where I am at all.

And Canadian chicks are damned hot. Unless of course you're gay.... like crowkid.


Btw, Caroline Rhea, billed on Hollywood Squares as being "America's Sweetheart"..... is actually Canadian.
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A couple of reasons why Canada sucks:

1) Taxes are through the roof, but hey you guys say US sucks because we don't have healthcare, so enjoy those taxes hope it was worth it!

2) Canada has no military, and relishes the fact that they get to bash their Big Brother, who protects their virgin asshole from being raped by any other country.

3) Canadian girls are ugly, lets accept that folks...except for the few that get anally rammed in porno
ya, you keep believing that...nothing to see up here....move along
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Wasn't Velcro figured out by a New Zelander?

Tim Horton's rocks, but Krispy Kreme also kick serious butt ( and cloggs more ateries)

The thing is we don't want the rest of the world to know what is great about Canada... they may want to join us.

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A couple of reasons why Canada sucks:

1) Taxes are through the roof, but hey you guys say US sucks because we don't have healthcare, so enjoy those taxes hope it was worth it!
I had a chance to move to the states, had an accountant figure out my city, state, federal taxes and health insurance.... I pay alot less in Canada... I passed on the move.

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25 reasons why we rock...and this is JUST 25!!!
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?


17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.


Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!



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After more than three centuries, the Hudson's Bay Company is getting out of the fur trade. The company was created in 1670 to trade animal pelts for goods at remote outposts across North America. But by 1991 the appetite for fur has pretty much dried up and The Bay is cutting its losses. It's a sad day for some 100,000 Canadians employed in the fur industry, but the anti-fur lobby is claiming a huge victory.

I wouldn't be too proud of that.
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The thing is we don't want the rest of the world to know what is great about Canada... they may want to join us.

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With glowing hearts we see thee rise...thy true north strong and free....


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Is real Canadian Beaver !!!!


If your Canadain show us your Beaver
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:05 PM   #45
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A couple of reasons why Canada sucks:

1) Taxes are through the roof, but hey you guys say US sucks because we don't have healthcare, so enjoy those taxes hope it was worth it!

2) Canada has no military, and relishes the fact that they get to bash their Big Brother, who protects their virgin asshole from being raped by any other country.

3) Canadian girls are ugly, lets accept that folks...except for the few that get anally rammed in porno
1) We have an extremely high standard of living and a balanced budget, and our taxes probably aren't as high as you think. Most people up here aren't greedy assholes who complain about paying their fair share to live in a great nation.

2) When have we ever asked for your military assistance? Never, and we've never lost a war. We were a huge part of both world wars. We don't need a massive army to try to invade other nations, but if anyone fucked with us they'd get a big surprise if they don't know their history. If you want to talk about the way your government wastes trillions of your dollars on wars they don't need to fight, by all means do.

3) That's just plain ignorance, try leaving your mom's basement some day. Go to Montreal, Vancouver or Winnipeg, there are 5x more hot girls here per capita. Half of American women are fat.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:07 PM   #46
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9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:31 PM   #47
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I don't think we invented Hockey, Basketball we did, but I think someone beat us to hockey, we just love it haha.
Nope we did invent hockey.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:50 PM   #48
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RUSH is Canadian. That should be #1.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:50 PM   #49
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i think you'll find a Scot invented the phone
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:54 PM   #50
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As my brother would say - for the coworkers that he is in charge of ....
"AM - ER -REE - CANS ....
that measurement is 8/16's of an inch" ....

joking - just joking
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