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![]() 25 reasons why we rock...and this is JUST 25!!!
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down 4. Baseball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. 24. We have coloured money. 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass BUT MOST IMPORTANT! 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! 25. And we don't bomb our allies. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day. Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!! I AM CANADIAN!!!
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Feeling inadequate down there?
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dont tell boobmaster tho, he wont beleive that such primitve people could invent anything
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Dude, don't give out our secrets... let everyone think we live in igloos and maybe they'll go fuck themselves and keep out of our country!
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O Canada... Our home and natiive land.....
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hehehe... **banging on the floor **
Enough with the noise!!!! Were trying to get some sleep up here! |
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Apple pie....you can have that too we got snocones and beavertails too ;)
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Woo Hoo........Go Canada
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say that again and I will put you on ignore...lol
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You forgot Trailer Park Boys.
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and Bob and Doug
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<------------ I AM CANADIAN
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We are truly sorry for creating Celine Dion though.... truly sorry....
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And Celine Dion....
Well we gave her away to the american public ![]()
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most important reason why I thank god Im canadian - even americans are told to wear canadian pins when travelling
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Actually .... once I think of it...we also gave away Pam Anderson (from Ladysmith, Vancouver Island B.C.) but she chose to be American so we dont mention her as much anymore
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Hockey was in fact invented in Canada. Anyone who *thinks* to the contrary, well,.... thinks wrong.
Wrong-thinking = not cool. Think about that.
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A couple of reasons why Canada sucks:
1) Taxes are through the roof, but hey you guys say US sucks because we don't have healthcare, so enjoy those taxes hope it was worth it! 2) Canada has no military, and relishes the fact that they get to bash their Big Brother, who protects their virgin asshole from being raped by any other country. 3) Canadian girls are ugly, lets accept that folks...except for the few that get anally rammed in porno |
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Taxes here are not through the roof. Sorry. Next.
Don't know about other parts of Canada, but they're not bad where I am at all. And Canadian chicks are damned hot. Unless of course you're gay.... like crowkid. Btw, Caroline Rhea, billed on Hollywood Squares as being "America's Sweetheart"..... is actually Canadian. ![]()
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Wasn't Velcro figured out by a New Zelander?
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you are wrong abt the zipper
JUDSON, WHITCOMB L. Whitcomb L. Judson was an American engineer from Chicago, Illinois, who invented the a metal zipper device with locking teeth in 1890. Judson patented his "clasp-locker'' on Aug. 29, 1893; later in 1893, he exhibited this new invention at the Chicago World's Fair. He never succeeded in marketing his new device. The zipper was improved by the Swedish-American engineer, Gideon Sundbach, and was named by the B.F. Goodrich company in 1923. Judson died in 1909, before his device became commonly used and well known. |
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26: you have some kickass people living there!!!
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the best part about being canadian ..
Is real Canadian Beaver !!!! If your Canadain show us your Beaver
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2) When have we ever asked for your military assistance? Never, and we've never lost a war. We were a huge part of both world wars. We don't need a massive army to try to invade other nations, but if anyone fucked with us they'd get a big surprise if they don't know their history. If you want to talk about the way your government wastes trillions of your dollars on wars they don't need to fight, by all means do. 3) That's just plain ignorance, try leaving your mom's basement some day. Go to Montreal, Vancouver or Winnipeg, there are 5x more hot girls here per capita. Half of American women are fat. |
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RUSH is Canadian. That should be #1.
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i think you'll find a Scot invented the phone
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As my brother would say - for the coworkers that he is in charge of ....
"AM - ER -REE - CANS .... that measurement is 8/16's of an inch" .... joking - just joking |
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