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Old 09-07-2004, 04:27 PM   #1
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Announcement.... I am going to start smoking!
I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:30 PM   #2
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1. Go to convenience store.
2. Buy pack of cigs (assuming you're over 16 or whatever the age is now)
3. Buy book of matches or zippo lighter.
4. Light cig.
5. Smoke.








(6. Oxygen tank will be ready for you at the hospital in 25 years when your lungs are charred.)
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:30 PM   #3
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buy my lungs
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:32 PM   #4
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:43 PM   #5
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I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?
1)Start car
2)Put mouth on exhaust
3)suck hard
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:45 PM   #6
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How old are you?
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:47 PM   #7
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How old are you?
No kidding.

"I'm gonna start smoking. Keeeewl!!!", Sounds like something a 16-year old would say...
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:49 PM   #8
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HAHAHAHAHA

Smoke a few marlboro full flavors and you will soon change your mind.
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:50 PM   #9
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thats just stupid
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:51 PM   #10
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why have you decided to "start" smoking ??
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:56 PM   #11
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Announcment i've decided to start smoking crack since it kills less people than cigs every year...
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:56 PM   #12
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Just remember filters are for pussies. You want your lungs to be BLACK, not some wimpy ass beige.
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:00 PM   #13
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Don't do it....why would you want to smoke?
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:01 PM   #14
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"start smoking"? Lol
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:01 PM   #15
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:04 PM   #16
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ya really all of the cool kids are doing it
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Old 09-07-2004, 05:18 PM   #17
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Bah! I just had a cigarette!

ripper was a gangsta!
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Old 09-07-2004, 06:30 PM   #18
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According to the government--"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". Not me! LOL
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Old 09-07-2004, 06:38 PM   #19
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smoke drug...not cigarettes
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Old 09-07-2004, 06:42 PM   #20
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reminds me of when Norm MacDonald was on Dennis Miller, they were talking about how he quit smoking, you should go download it, laugh my ass off everytime I hear it
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Old 09-07-2004, 08:03 PM   #21
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1)Start car
2)Put mouth on exhaust
3)suck hard
Thats only for the hardcore.
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