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09-07-2004, 04:27 PM
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Announcement.... I am going to start smoking!
I have decided to start smoking cigarettes. I have thought about this for some time now, and have finally decided to take the plunge. Does anyone have tips for me on how to begin?
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09-07-2004, 04:30 PM
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1. Go to convenience store.
2. Buy pack of cigs (assuming you're over 16 or whatever the age is now) 3. Buy book of matches or zippo lighter. 4. Light cig. 5. Smoke. (6. Oxygen tank will be ready for you at the hospital in 25 years when your lungs are charred.)
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09-07-2004, 04:30 PM
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buy my lungs
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09-07-2004, 04:32 PM
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When it rains, it pours
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09-07-2004, 04:43 PM
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09-07-2004, 04:45 PM
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How old are you?
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09-07-2004, 04:47 PM
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Here's Your Sign
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"I'm gonna start smoking. Keeeewl!!!", Sounds like something a 16-year old would say...
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09-07-2004, 04:49 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
Smoke a few marlboro full flavors and you will soon change your mind. |
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09-07-2004, 04:50 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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thats just stupid
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09-07-2004, 04:51 PM
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why have you decided to "start" smoking ??
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09-07-2004, 04:56 PM
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Announcment i've decided to start smoking crack since it kills less people than cigs every year...
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09-07-2004, 04:56 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Just remember filters are for pussies. You want your lungs to be BLACK, not some wimpy ass beige.
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09-07-2004, 05:00 PM
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Don't do it....why would you want to smoke?
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09-07-2004, 05:01 PM
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"start smoking"? Lol
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09-07-2004, 05:01 PM
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09-07-2004, 05:04 PM
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ya really all of the cool kids are doing it
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09-07-2004, 05:18 PM
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Bah! I just had a cigarette!
ripper was a gangsta! |
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09-07-2004, 06:30 PM
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According to the government--"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". Not me! LOL
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09-07-2004, 06:38 PM
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Programming King Pin
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smoke drug...not cigarettes
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09-07-2004, 06:42 PM
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reminds me of when Norm MacDonald was on Dennis Miller, they were talking about how he quit smoking, you should go download it, laugh my ass off everytime I hear it
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09-07-2004, 08:03 PM
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