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07-09-2001, 05:31 PM
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MY wifes birthday list ummm Wish
This is the email I received today
My Dear Beloved, Since you have lost my wonderful birthday list, I am being generous and giving you another one....even though you should have had it memorized. The perfect day would begin with YOU getting the kids out of bed and making them a delicious breakfast AND then cleaning up. YOU would also make me breakfast because on this day, I am queen. I AM QUEEN. Okay, I don't really care about the day. If you want a party it will have to be around three and if you want a BBQ...make it a late lunch/early dinner kinda thing. I want a cake with roses on ot saying Happy Birthday to my dearest wife and loving mother Elisha(it will fit on the cake)...hey Roses in the morning isn't a bad idea either... I want my gifts...the movies, the tea pot, the stereo, the purse, the bubbles for my bath ALL WRAPPED. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT MY GIFTS...I WANT TO BE SURPRISED. We can go out to eat if you want BUT I get to chose whatever restuarant I want...NO WHINING! The evening(after 10pm) will be spent going to titty bars and clubing. DO NOT WORRY....I WILL MAPQUEST EVERYTHING. You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER and DRIVE. I will be drinking. Then at the end of the night we will fuck until morning or WHENEVER I WANT! I love you. Don't lose this one. Elisha Should be an interesting day ummm I mean night Tanker |
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07-09-2001, 05:45 PM
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now, if ALL lasses could hand out nice easy-to-follow instructions like that 1 week before their birthday - WE might have a chance of getting it right!
Have a nice night  ------------------ STOP PORN! |
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07-09-2001, 06:01 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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"You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER
and DRIVE" 3 out of 4 aint bad.  |
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07-09-2001, 06:03 PM
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Tanker,
I know I baked your son's Birthday cake, but I'm not doing this one. That's way too much writing for me to squeeze in. Oh, and I just got off the phone with Elisha, did she tell you she also expects to be referred to as "Your Highness" or "My Queen" for the entire day, complete with bowing. I love you guys. ------------------ Eroticopy Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words. |
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07-09-2001, 06:15 PM
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Wait... It's all coming in clearer now.....
.... Sort of foggy.... I see a clock.... yes a clock.... it says... ... it says...10..... 10 pm.... and now a chair is in my vision.... Wait......... what?!......... I see a form......... Yes a human form.... ........ It's Tanker! Asleep in the chair at 10 pm! ....He just couldn't do it!  |
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07-09-2001, 06:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Damn -- at least you're getting sex out of the deal..
Pretending to suprise someone with a suprise that isn't a suprise. Interesting... In other words she doesn't expect you to be able to fulfill her orders (and she will be suprised if you do) -- it's almost as if she's setting you up to make a mistake so she can use it against you in her favor later... I dunno WTF I'm saying anyway. |
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07-09-2001, 06:52 PM
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Pete
thats about the size of it Tanker |
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07-09-2001, 06:55 PM
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sounds pretty neet. do half them things and you'll be king. oops...do em all and more!!!!!!!!
------------------ tit, A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY listen here |
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07-09-2001, 07:14 PM
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I hope to remember all of that. I just have to think...I think I can, I think I can...all will be good!
Tanker |
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07-09-2001, 07:24 PM
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Mrs. Tanker kicks ass!
Sign 'er up to the GF-WIVES Club today! I'll have to copy and paste her letter and change the names on it so I can give it to Mr. RedShoe next year when my birthday comes around! BTW Happy B-Day Mrs. Tanker! ------------------ -Agent385 a.k.a. Mrs. Redshoe |
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07-09-2001, 08:08 PM
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I thought she wanted me for her birthday.
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07-09-2001, 08:34 PM
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Hall Of Fame
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Happy birthday Mrs, Tanker.. Sorry about Tankers disability.
He has a great personality though.. |
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07-09-2001, 10:53 PM
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Her birthday is on the 20th
should be fun Tanker |
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07-10-2001, 07:58 AM
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Quote:
------------------ Respect, DamageX |
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07-10-2001, 08:29 AM
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Looking California
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Tanker,
I'm with Kat on this one..... If all women gave out lists like that the lives of men all over the world would be soooooooo much easier. You are one lucky guy!! ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com |
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07-10-2001, 12:17 PM
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the good thing about not beeing married in my opinion is that all that stuff about the breakfast, the kids, the BBQ not too late... well, it kinda gets replaced by...
wake up, fuck a bit, then go to breakfast, fuck some more, go away to some romantic place, baptize the room, and then proceed to the rest of tanker's list |
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