Tanker

This is the email I received today


My Dear Beloved,
Since you have lost my wonderful birthday list, I am being generous and
giving you another one....even though you should have had it memorized.
The perfect day would begin with YOU getting the kids out of bed and making
them a delicious breakfast AND then cleaning up. YOU would also make me
breakfast because on this day, I am queen. I AM QUEEN. Okay, I don't really
care about the day. If you want a party it will have to be around three and
if you want a BBQ...make it a late lunch/early dinner kinda thing. I want a
cake with roses on ot saying Happy Birthday to my dearest wife and loving
mother Elisha(it will fit on the cake)...hey Roses in the morning isn't a
bad idea either...
I want my gifts...the movies, the tea pot, the stereo, the purse, the
bubbles for my bath ALL WRAPPED. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT MY
GIFTS...I WANT TO BE SURPRISED. We can go out to eat if you want BUT I get
to chose whatever restuarant I want...NO WHINING!
The evening(after 10pm) will be spent going to titty bars and clubing. DO
NOT WORRY....I WILL MAPQUEST EVERYTHING. You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER
and DRIVE. I will be drinking. Then at the end of the night we will fuck
until morning or WHENEVER I WANT!
I love you. Don't lose this one.
Elisha

Should be an interesting day ummm I mean night

Tanker