MY wifes birthday list ummm Wish - GoFuckYourself.com

Tanker · 07-09-2001, 05:31 PM

This is the email I received today

My Dear Beloved,
Since you have lost my wonderful birthday list, I am being generous and
giving you another one....even though you should have had it memorized.
The perfect day would begin with YOU getting the kids out of bed and making
them a delicious breakfast AND then cleaning up. YOU would also make me
breakfast because on this day, I am queen. I AM QUEEN. Okay, I don't really
care about the day. If you want a party it will have to be around three and
if you want a BBQ...make it a late lunch/early dinner kinda thing. I want a
cake with roses on ot saying Happy Birthday to my dearest wife and loving
mother Elisha(it will fit on the cake)...hey Roses in the morning isn't a
bad idea either...
I want my gifts...the movies, the tea pot, the stereo, the purse, the
bubbles for my bath ALL WRAPPED. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT MY
GIFTS...I WANT TO BE SURPRISED. We can go out to eat if you want BUT I get
to chose whatever restuarant I want...NO WHINING!
The evening(after 10pm) will be spent going to titty bars and clubing. DO
NOT WORRY....I WILL MAPQUEST EVERYTHING. You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER
and DRIVE. I will be drinking. Then at the end of the night we will fuck
until morning or WHENEVER I WANT!
I love you. Don't lose this one.
Elisha

Should be an interesting day ummm I mean night

Tanker

Kat - Fast · 07-09-2001, 05:45 PM

now, if ALL lasses could hand out nice easy-to-follow instructions like that 1 week before their birthday - WE might have a chance of getting it right!

Have a nice night

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RedShoe · 07-09-2001, 06:01 PM

"You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER
and DRIVE"

3 out of 4 aint bad.

Red · 07-09-2001, 06:03 PM

Tanker,
I know I baked your son's Birthday cake, but I'm not doing this one. That's way too much writing for me to squeeze in. Oh, and I just got off the phone with Elisha, did she tell you she also expects to be referred to as "Your Highness" or "My Queen" for the entire day, complete with bowing.

I love you guys.

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Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

Red · 07-09-2001, 06:05 PM

On second thought, tell her I'll bake the cake only if I can write "Happy Birthday TankerBitch" on it.

Red

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Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

Gemini · 07-09-2001, 06:15 PM

Wait... It's all coming in clearer now.....

.... Sort of foggy....

I see a clock.... yes a clock.... it says...

... it says...10..... 10 pm....

and now a chair is in my vision....

Wait......... what?!.........

I see a form.........

Yes a human form....

........

It's Tanker! Asleep in the chair at 10 pm!

....He just couldn't do it!

TheFLY · 07-09-2001, 06:24 PM

Damn -- at least you're getting sex out of the deal..

Pretending to suprise someone with a suprise that isn't a suprise. Interesting... In other words she doesn't expect you to be able to fulfill her orders (and she will be suprised if you do) -- it's almost as if she's setting you up to make a mistake so she can use it against you in her favor later...

I dunno WTF I'm saying anyway.

Tanker · 07-09-2001, 06:52 PM

Pete

thats about the size of it

Tanker

titmowse · 07-09-2001, 06:55 PM

sounds pretty neet. do half them things and you'll be king. oops...do em all and more!!!!!!!!

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listen here

Tanker · 07-09-2001, 07:14 PM

I hope to remember all of that. I just have to think...I think I can, I think I can...all will be good!

Tanker

Agent385 · 07-09-2001, 07:24 PM

Mrs. Tanker kicks ass!

Sign 'er up to the GF-WIVES Club today! I'll have to copy and paste her letter and change the names on it so I can give it to Mr. RedShoe next year when my birthday comes around!

BTW Happy B-Day Mrs. Tanker!

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-Agent385
a.k.a. Mrs. Redshoe

SixNine · 07-09-2001, 08:08 PM

I thought she wanted me for her birthday.

boneprone · 07-09-2001, 08:34 PM

Happy birthday Mrs, Tanker.. Sorry about Tankers disability.

He has a great personality though..

Tanker · 07-09-2001, 10:53 PM

Her birthday is on the 20th

should be fun

Tanker

DamageX · 07-10-2001, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
"You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER
and DRIVE"

3 out of 4 aint bad.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Respect,
DamageX

ElvisManson · 07-10-2001, 08:29 AM

Tanker,

I'm with Kat on this one..... If all women gave out lists like that the lives of men all over the world would be soooooooo much easier.

You are one lucky guy!!

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magnatique · 07-10-2001, 12:17 PM

the good thing about not beeing married in my opinion is that all that stuff about the breakfast, the kids, the BBQ not too late... well, it kinda gets replaced by...

wake up, fuck a bit, then go to breakfast, fuck some more, go away to some romantic place, baptize the room, and then proceed to the rest of tanker's list

07-09-2001, 05:31 PM	#1
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	MY wifes birthday list ummm Wish This is the email I received today My Dear Beloved, Since you have lost my wonderful birthday list, I am being generous and giving you another one....even though you should have had it memorized. The perfect day would begin with YOU getting the kids out of bed and making them a delicious breakfast AND then cleaning up. YOU would also make me breakfast because on this day, I am queen. I AM QUEEN. Okay, I don't really care about the day. If you want a party it will have to be around three and if you want a BBQ...make it a late lunch/early dinner kinda thing. I want a cake with roses on ot saying Happy Birthday to my dearest wife and loving mother Elisha(it will fit on the cake)...hey Roses in the morning isn't a bad idea either... I want my gifts...the movies, the tea pot, the stereo, the purse, the bubbles for my bath ALL WRAPPED. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT MY GIFTS...I WANT TO BE SURPRISED. We can go out to eat if you want BUT I get to chose whatever restuarant I want...NO WHINING! The evening(after 10pm) will be spent going to titty bars and clubing. DO NOT WORRY....I WILL MAPQUEST EVERYTHING. You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER and DRIVE. I will be drinking. Then at the end of the night we will fuck until morning or WHENEVER I WANT! I love you. Don't lose this one. Elisha Should be an interesting day ummm I mean night Tanker

07-09-2001, 05:45 PM	#2
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	now, if ALL lasses could hand out nice easy-to-follow instructions like that 1 week before their birthday - WE might have a chance of getting it right! Have a nice night ------------------ STOP PORN!

07-09-2001, 06:01 PM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	"You just look sexy, SHAVE, SHOWER and DRIVE" 3 out of 4 aint bad.

07-09-2001, 06:03 PM	#4
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Tanker, I know I baked your son's Birthday cake, but I'm not doing this one. That's way too much writing for me to squeeze in. Oh, and I just got off the phone with Elisha, did she tell you she also expects to be referred to as "Your Highness" or "My Queen" for the entire day, complete with bowing. I love you guys. ------------------ Eroticopy Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

07-09-2001, 06:05 PM	#5
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	On second thought, tell her I'll bake the cake only if I can write "Happy Birthday TankerBitch" on it. Red ------------------ Eroticopy Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

07-09-2001, 06:15 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Wait... It's all coming in clearer now..... .... Sort of foggy.... I see a clock.... yes a clock.... it says... ... it says...10..... 10 pm.... and now a chair is in my vision.... Wait......... what?!......... I see a form......... Yes a human form.... ........ It's Tanker! Asleep in the chair at 10 pm! ....He just couldn't do it!

07-09-2001, 06:24 PM	#7
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Damn -- at least you're getting sex out of the deal.. Pretending to suprise someone with a suprise that isn't a suprise. Interesting... In other words she doesn't expect you to be able to fulfill her orders (and she will be suprised if you do) -- it's almost as if she's setting you up to make a mistake so she can use it against you in her favor later... I dunno WTF I'm saying anyway.

07-09-2001, 06:52 PM	#8
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	Pete thats about the size of it Tanker

07-09-2001, 06:55 PM	#9
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	sounds pretty neet. do half them things and you'll be king. oops...do em all and more!!!!!!!! ------------------ tit, A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY listen here

07-09-2001, 07:14 PM	#10
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	I hope to remember all of that. I just have to think...I think I can, I think I can...all will be good! Tanker

07-09-2001, 07:24 PM	#11
Agent385 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Valley Village, CA USA Posts: 18	Mrs. Tanker kicks ass! Sign 'er up to the GF-WIVES Club today! I'll have to copy and paste her letter and change the names on it so I can give it to Mr. RedShoe next year when my birthday comes around! BTW Happy B-Day Mrs. Tanker! ------------------ -Agent385 a.k.a. Mrs. Redshoe

07-09-2001, 08:08 PM	#12
SixNine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Sea Town Posts: 1,357	I thought she wanted me for her birthday.

07-09-2001, 08:34 PM	#13
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Happy birthday Mrs, Tanker.. Sorry about Tankers disability. He has a great personality though..

07-09-2001, 10:53 PM	#14
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	Her birthday is on the 20th should be fun Tanker

07-10-2001, 08:29 AM	#16
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Tanker, I'm with Kat on this one..... If all women gave out lists like that the lives of men all over the world would be soooooooo much easier. You are one lucky guy!! ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com

07-10-2001, 12:17 PM	#17
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	the good thing about not beeing married in my opinion is that all that stuff about the breakfast, the kids, the BBQ not too late... well, it kinda gets replaced by... wake up, fuck a bit, then go to breakfast, fuck some more, go away to some romantic place, baptize the room, and then proceed to the rest of tanker's list