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AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:16 PM

I bought a bunch of these little fuckers to use in a Mexican midget site that I have been shooting for a client.

Now that this project is done....I either have to send them back to Mexico or pawn them off on somebody else to keep their work Visa's valid.

They can't speak English worth a shit but the little bastards can make some mean nachos and beat the fuck out of a piñata if you give them a chair to stand on or a longer stick.

sickkittens · 09-06-2004, 10:18 PM

I need to see pics first.

fr8 · 09-06-2004, 10:18 PM

Hmmm. Boys, Girls, Trannys? Are they pottie trained?

JakeR · 09-06-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I bought a bunch of these little fuckers to use in a Mexican midget site that I have been shooting for a client.

Now that this project is done....I either have to send them back to Mexico or pawn them off on somebody else to keep their work Visa's valid.

They can't speak English worth a shit but the little bastards can make some mean nachos and beat the fuck out of a piñata if you give them a chair to stand on or a longer stick.

can we trade for 'app less processing'

boardersweetie · 09-06-2004, 10:22 PM

Downtime · 09-06-2004, 10:24 PM

That is fuckin awesome!!! I used to have a midget rating portion on College Downtime but the LPA (Little People of America) shut that down quick. They sent us a bunch of hate mail letters saying, "We don't know why you hate us so much, etc")

I replied back saying, "We don't hate you, we fucking love you guys!"

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
I need to see pics first.

It's a mix of men and women. All are between 18 and 24.

I can't post pics because of the contract I have with my client.

If you buy 2 or more then I will throw in Hose-A and Hose-B as free translators.

There are 13 of them available plus the Hose twins.

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Downtime
That is fuckin awesome!!! I used to have a midget rating portion on College Downtime but the LPA (Little People of America) shut that down quick. They sent us a bunch of hate mail letters saying, "We don't know why you hate us so much, etc")

I replied back saying, "We don't hate you, we fucking love you guys!"

This is exactly why we went out of the country for these midgets. Fuck the LPA!

09-06-2004, 10:27 PM

how much?

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
how much?

It doesn't matter to you. If they can't pronounce your name then they will not work for you.

baddog · 09-06-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Hmmm. Boys, Girls, Trannys? Are they pottie trained?

good questions

baddog · 09-06-2004, 10:40 PM

A baker's dozen huh? can they manipulate a lawnmower?

09-06-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
It doesn't matter to you. If they can't pronounce your name then they will not work for you.

shit

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
A baker's dozen huh? can they manipulate a lawnmower?

Of course they can. They're Mexicans. WTF kind of a question is that?

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:47 PM

It just occurred to me that the title of this thread should be: "I sale short Mexicans."

Sears Salesman · 09-06-2004, 10:55 PM

give me one i will train him to be my apprentice and set him up to follow exactly in my footsteps to become a great sears salesman like me

AaronM · 09-06-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
give me one i will train him to be my apprentice and set him up to follow exactly in my footsteps to become a great sears salesman like me

They will steal everyting. I had to chain down my boat and it is in the back yard.

bangman- · 09-06-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
how much?

Sears Salesman · 09-06-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
They will steal everyting. I had to chain down my boat and it is in the back yard.

i like that attitude they have determination and drive give me one and i will turn him into a superstar salesman

baddog · 09-06-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Of course they can. They're Mexicans. WTF kind of a question is that?

well, being midgets I wasn't sure if they could reach the handle or not

baddog · 09-06-2004, 11:02 PM

all this talk of Mexicans is making me hungry . . . going to make a run for the border . . . BIAB

cherrylula · 09-06-2004, 11:02 PM

I see mexican midgets all the time.

brand0n · 09-06-2004, 11:08 PM

pornstar2pac and friends

zzgundamnzz · 09-06-2004, 11:10 PM

How much? Im sure I can give them masks and have them wrestle in the ring.

Danny Dukes · 09-07-2004, 12:39 AM

Your a Dick

Morgan · 09-07-2004, 12:42 AM

AaronM · 09-07-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Your a Dick

DUDE!

One of them is a little taller than you.

Danny Dukes · 09-07-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
DUDE!

One of them is a little taller than you.

You have one that is 5"1'

!

AaronM · 09-07-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
You have one that is 5"1' !

One of the Hose twins is 5'3"

The other is 3'5"

It's kinda strange...But the little guy fits under a dashboard real easily so he has no problems ripping off car stereos.

Danny Dukes · 09-07-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
One of the Hose twins is 5'3"

The other is 3'5"

It's kinda strange...But the little guy fits under a dashboard real easily so he has no problems ripping off car stereos.

Well you definatley need to keep the one that is 5'3" away from here, Ramona will be gone for sure!

I really can't use the guy that steals car stereos, cause after all I'm Mexican myself and know how to steal my own

FilthyRob · 09-07-2004, 01:33 AM

reynold · 09-07-2004, 01:39 AM

put them in a crater and send them back using ups!

Doctor Dre · 09-07-2004, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
It doesn't matter to you. If they can't pronounce your name then they will not work for you.

Post some pics aaron

AaronM · 09-07-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Well you definatley need to keep the one that is 5'3" away from here, Ramona will be gone for sure!

I really can't use the guy that steals car stereos, cause after all I'm Mexican myself and know how to steal my own

You raise valid points.

Manowar · 09-07-2004, 09:45 AM

I buy short mexicans, hit me up while i'm not saleing short icqs

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I sale Mexican midgets. I bought a bunch of these little fuckers to use in a Mexican midget site that I have been shooting for a client. Now that this project is done....I either have to send them back to Mexico or pawn them off on somebody else to keep their work Visa's valid. They can't speak English worth a shit but the little bastards can make some mean nachos and beat the fuck out of a piñata if you give them a chair to stand on or a longer stick.

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