I sale Mexican midgets.
 

I bought a bunch of these little fuckers to use in a Mexican midget site that I have been shooting for a client.

Now that this project is done....I either have to send them back to Mexico or pawn them off on somebody else to keep their work Visa's valid.

They can't speak English worth a shit but the little bastards can make some mean nachos and beat the fuck out of a piñata if you give them a chair to stand on or a longer stick.

I need to see pics first.

Hmmm. Boys, Girls, Trannys? Are they pottie trained?

can we trade for 'app less processing' :)

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That is fuckin awesome!!! I used to have a midget rating portion on College Downtime but the LPA (Little People of America) shut that down quick. They sent us a bunch of hate mail letters saying, "We don't know why you hate us so much, etc")

I replied back saying, "We don't hate you, we fucking love you guys!"

It's a mix of men and women. All are between 18 and 24.

I can't post pics because of the contract I have with my client.

If you buy 2 or more then I will throw in Hose-A and Hose-B as free translators.

There are 13 of them available plus the Hose twins.

This is exactly why we went out of the country for these midgets. Fuck the LPA! :321GFY

how much? :Graucho

It doesn't matter to you. If they can't pronounce your name then they will not work for you.

good questions

A baker's dozen huh? can they manipulate a lawnmower?

shit :(

Of course they can. They're Mexicans. WTF kind of a question is that?

It just occurred to me that the title of this thread should be: "I sale short Mexicans."

give me one i will train him to be my apprentice and set him up to follow exactly in my footsteps to become a great sears salesman like me

They will steal everyting. I had to chain down my boat and it is in the back yard.

i like that attitude they have determination and drive give me one and i will turn him into a superstar salesman

well, being midgets I wasn't sure if they could reach the handle or not

all this talk of Mexicans is making me hungry . . . going to make a run for the border . . . BIAB

I see mexican midgets all the time. :helpme

pornstar2pac and friends

How much? Im sure I can give them masks and have them wrestle in the ring.

Your a Dick:321GFY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hah

DUDE!


One of them is a little taller than you. :1orglaugh

You have one that is 5"1':( !

One of the Hose twins is 5'3"

The other is 3'5"


It's kinda strange...But the little guy fits under a dashboard real easily so he has no problems ripping off car stereos. :thumbsup

Well you definatley need to keep the one that is 5'3" away from here, Ramona will be gone for sure!

I really can't use the guy that steals car stereos, cause after all I'm Mexican myself and know how to steal my own:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

put them in a crater and send them back using ups! :1orglaugh

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Post some pics aaron

You raise valid points. :2 cents:

I buy short mexicans, hit me up while i'm not saleing short icqs

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