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Old 09-05-2004, 10:23 PM   #1
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:stop Please help.

OK...So my friend has this....Well...I'm not sure WTF it is.


What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.

He said he got it after having unprotected sex with some slut in Florida last month.

Anyway....Since this place seems to be where it's at for legal questions...I am hoping that all you pros can share some of your medical knowledge with me as well.

Thanks in advance.
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:25 PM   #2
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got pictures of the shit ? any you talk about people looking for law advice on the gfy
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:26 PM   #3
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I would have him move to Mexico. . . things that look like the Virgin Mary are a big draw down there
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:26 PM   #4
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really don't think I want to see any pics of this shit.
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:26 PM   #5
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got pictures of the shit ? any you talk about people looking for law advice on the gfy
Please work on your Engrish skills.
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:27 PM   #6
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I sense a subliminal meaning to this all, but the VIRGIN part is really throwing me off.
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:30 PM   #7
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What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.

He said he got it after having unprotected sex with some slut in Florida last month.
Have him sent to the Vatican for inspection by the pope. He'll know what to do.

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Old 09-05-2004, 10:32 PM   #8
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Please work on your Engrish skills.

nah its not the engrish skills... its the typing skills... the two fingers arent as accurate as they used to be...
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:34 PM   #9
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man, that's serious! one of the basic prescription that i can give you is that - get him to consult a doctor!
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:34 PM   #10
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wtf on his left side of the body??

doesnt make much sense...


nething on his cock? :S
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:40 PM   #11
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You should get him down to his realtor's office immediately and see if there is any legal grounds to sue the attorney that sent him the virgin whore
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Old 09-05-2004, 10:54 PM   #12
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Shingles usually affects just one side of the body.

What is Shingles?
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Old 09-05-2004, 11:17 PM   #13
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God there are some dense people around here
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Old 09-05-2004, 11:20 PM   #14
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Old 09-05-2004, 11:28 PM   #15
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What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.
Screw treating it; charge catholics to look at it! God usually puts images of The Virgin Mary in tiny central american villages; guess this time he was on a field trip.
Oh, and also get him drunk and make sure he wakes up with a stigmata as well. That's an extra $5.00 per viewer.

You've got a major cash cow here
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Old 09-05-2004, 11:39 PM   #16
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Shingles usually affects just one side of the body.

What is Shingles?
This is likely the right answer..... but I like Baddog's answer better.
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