Please help.
 

OK...So my friend has this....Well...I'm not sure WTF it is.


What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.

He said he got it after having unprotected sex with some slut in Florida last month.

Anyway....Since this place seems to be where it's at for legal questions...I am hoping that all you pros can share some of your medical knowledge with me as well.

Thanks in advance.

got pictures of the shit ? any you talk about people looking for law advice on the gfy :1orglaugh

I would have him move to Mexico. . . things that look like the Virgin Mary are a big draw down there

really don't think I want to see any pics of this shit.

Please work on your Engrish skills.

I sense a subliminal meaning to this all, but the VIRGIN part is really throwing me off. :)

Have him sent to the Vatican for inspection by the pope. He'll know what to do.

WG

nah its not the engrish skills... its the typing skills... the two fingers arent as accurate as they used to be...

man, that's serious! one of the basic prescription that i can give you is that - get him to consult a doctor!

wtf on his left side of the body??

doesnt make much sense...


nething on his cock? :S

You should get him down to his realtor's office immediately and see if there is any legal grounds to sue the attorney that sent him the virgin whore :winkwink:

Shingles usually affects just one side of the body.

What is Shingles?

God there are some dense people around here :glugglug

Indeed.

Screw treating it; charge catholics to look at it! God usually puts images of The Virgin Mary in tiny central american villages; guess this time he was on a field trip.
Oh, and also get him drunk and make sure he wakes up with a stigmata as well. That's an extra $5.00 per viewer.

You've got a major cash cow here :thumbsup

This is likely the right answer..... but I like Baddog's answer better.