Is "Lorenzo Lamas" Impostor or Real Deal ? - GoFuckYourself.com

mahoney · 09-02-2004, 03:11 PM

Lorenzo Lamas, Impostor or Real Deal ? I can't understand why he is posting on GFY even if it is the Real Deal. Anyone Anyone ? Bueller ?

candyflip · 09-02-2004, 03:12 PM

Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.

mahoney · 09-02-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.

Either way isn't GFY for Adult Webmasters not washed up Actors that can't decide wheather or not they like Dick or pussy

Cory W · 09-02-2004, 03:15 PM

I can't believe that anyone thinks there is even a 1 percent chance he is the real actor.

OMG.

Michael O · 09-02-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I can't believe that anyone thinks there is even a 1 percent chance he is the real actor.

OMG.

My thoughts exactly kind of scarry

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
Lorenzo Lamas, Impostor or Real Deal ? I can't understand why he is posting on GFY even if it is the Real Deal. Anyone Anyone ? Bueller ?

If you read the thread of the year (there's a link under my picture) you'll know why I started posting here.

I can assure you that I am very real indeed. Is this concept just too much for you kids to handle?

Marcus Aurelius · 09-02-2004, 03:22 PM

is this a serious question? it cant be...right?

stevecore · 09-02-2004, 03:23 PM

poor attempt to fake as the real LL.

Thor · 09-02-2004, 03:26 PM

this place is getting more fucked up everyday, who is next, boy george or dame edna to enter gfy

mahoney · 09-02-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
If you read the thread of the year (there's a link under my picture) you'll know why I started posting here.

I can assure you that I am very real indeed. Is this concept just too much for you kids to handle?

Ya know Lorenzo if you had tits on your back i bet half of the guys on this board would fuck you. If your real tell me what northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?

stevecore · 09-02-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
Ya know Lorenzo if you had tits on your back i bet half of the guys on this board would fuck you. If your real tell me what northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?

please.. he doesnt answer questions, he's fake.

hova · 09-02-2004, 03:48 PM

Ofcourse hes real, everything on GFY is real................

Antonio · 09-02-2004, 04:00 PM

He's the real thing. Trust me. I'm his mom.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
What northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?

You're referring to Falcon Crest in the Napa Valley, I'm sure, but actually I have filmed in Northern Cali a number of times during my career.

Stevecore is right, I have asked that you guys please stop throwing questions at me. I have proven that I am very much real, a number of times, in the thread of the year. There's a link under my picture to it.

GatorB · 09-02-2004, 04:13 PM

I wish he was real. It's fun personally making fun of a famous( sort of ) celebrity( sort of )

Honeyslut · 09-02-2004, 05:08 PM

Lorenzo wants to get into the porn biz.

Honeyslut · 09-02-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
I wish he was real. It's fun personally making fun of a famous( sort of ) celebrity( sort of )

Making fun of a celebrity who was married to a playboy bunny ? Isn't that kinda a oxy moron ?

GatorB · 09-02-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Making fun of a celebrity who was married to a playboy bunny ? Isn't that kinda a oxy moron ?

Big whoop. No one's calling ME a wash-up has been. Also he ADMITS she bitched slapped him around. That makes him a LOSER.

Honeyslut · 09-02-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Big whoop. No one's calling ME a wash-up has been. Also he ADMITS she bitched slapped him around. That makes him a LOSER.

Or perhaps it was said so he could get custody of his kids.

stevecore · 09-02-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas

Stevecore is right

Yes I am right. You are fake... why dodge my question? You filmed with Branscombe for years and he considers you "family". ("After 112 episodes, you become family. We shot five years' worth of shows and it's been on for eight years now. Hasn't stopped running. Isn't that amazing?" - http://www.branscomberichmond.com/profile.html )

So of course you would know his gym... since you continue to dodge this it's absolute proof you are just another lame thought up GFY personality. Anyone who seriously thinks you are real is a fucking idiot.

mahoney · 09-02-2004, 05:44 PM

I actually met LL in Napa when I was growing up. Give me a call toll free and i will be able to tell if it's you in about 2 mins

Besides the Real LL is off getting a BJ right now from one of his groupies not sitting on a message board..

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
Yes I am right. You are fake... why dodge my question? You filmed with Branscombe for years and he considers you "family". ("After 112 episodes, you become family. We shot five years' worth of shows and it's been on for eight years now. Hasn't stopped running. Isn't that amazing?" - http://www.branscomberichmond.com/profile.html )

So of course you would know his gym... since you continue to dodge this it's absolute proof you are just another lame thought up GFY personality. Anyone who seriously thinks you are real is a fucking idiot.

Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

Honeyslut · 09-02-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

stevecore · 09-02-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

No you don't have me jammed up, you've already answered my question. You're fake, I know it so I'll have fun laughing at the other that think you're real. No need to spend more time on you.

As for making money in the biz, think what you want. Only me, my girl & my accountant know what I make. My rent for both my places gets paid on time everytime.

TurboAngel · 09-02-2004, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.

LMFAO!

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
No need to spend more time on you.

Goodbye!

GatorB · 09-02-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

So that would be like your acting "career" then. And thanks for refering to me by name, I honored. Oh and I thought Grease was your best work.

GeorgeK · 09-02-2004, 07:16 PM

You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

GatorB · 09-02-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeorgeK
You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

I'll ask him to leave a message for GatorB. If he really IS posting here I'm sure I get quite a message.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeorgeK
You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

I'm not doing that anymore.

GatorB · 09-02-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I'm not doing that anymore.

Must have been desperate for cash. Have you stopped being a male prostitute for weathly older gentlemen?

stocktrader23 · 09-02-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
No you don't have me jammed up, you've already answered my question. You're fake, I know it so I'll have fun laughing at the other that think you're real. No need to spend more time on you.

Yet you respond to someone claiming to be Lorenzo_Lamas over and fucking over? Get a grip.

stevecore · 09-02-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Get a grip.

It's very hard for me, I have carpal tunnel and arthritis.

Lorenzo_Lameass · 09-02-2004, 08:18 PM

as real as moi

Lorenzo_Lameass · 09-02-2004, 08:19 PM

Sand contends, Lamas wanted her to become either a male escort or a stripper to bring in money. "I could allegedly earn 30 thousand dollars a month, he said to me. But I answered I didn't care how much I would earn and that I wasn't going to do that. He said that to me in a court of a real estate where we came to sell our house. I thought we were going to move but he said to me that he wanted divorce". The beauty broke down when she heard his husband's words, "I was crying every day. I was shaking and couldn't swallow down".

http://www.lorenzolamas.info/eng/interview.php

Tuna · 09-02-2004, 08:45 PM

who cares? hes funny.

DarkBob · 09-02-2004, 08:49 PM

Hey Lorenzo, when will Renegade be out on DVD?

Doctor Dre · 09-02-2004, 08:50 PM

He's fake .

He said : I took thoses pics today, I have to make money

and the pics he posted were days old at least since they were flying arround GFY for couple days

TheJimmy · 09-02-2004, 09:19 PM

it's the interweb, it's gotta be real man...

reynold · 09-02-2004, 09:22 PM

he just like to piss everyone here, that's why.

jwerd · 09-02-2004, 09:26 PM

He's fake imo.

Look at his so-called frontpage driven website, ROFL. He could easily pay somone to design a much more attractive website, not some broken geoshitties one.

Secondly, he tried to sell his sig in the sig market forum, lol.

Oh well, my opinion :P

enter » · 09-02-2004, 09:49 PM

HE TRIED TO SELL HIS SIG

End of story.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
He's fake .

He said : I took thoses pics today, I have to make money

and the pics he posted were days old at least since they were flying arround GFY for couple days

Show me where I said that. I know you can't because I never said that.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 09-02-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by enter »
HE TRIED TO SELL HIS SIG

End of story.

Ya, so? I am sorry for trying to blend into your little community here.

You all should be shot and put out of your misery.

WickedVenus · 09-02-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Thor
this place is getting more fucked up everyday, who is next, boy george or dame edna to enter gfy

Anyone know if We have a GWB or Kerry yet? lol j/k

reynold · 09-02-2004, 11:26 PM

is he the same one calling himself Lame Ass?

mahoney · 09-02-2004, 11:45 PM

ok Lorenzo let's put this to rest ok ? How about a radio apperance on one of the Internet Radio Shows ? We will plug your site etc etc. If your for real then your hear for a reason aka traffic right ? ok then let's do it. Call me let's set it up. Better yet i'm going to call your agent tomorrow. Be ready

Honeyslut · 09-03-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by mahoney
ok Lorenzo let's put this to rest ok ? How about a radio apperance on one of the Internet Radio Shows ? We will plug your site etc etc. If your for real then your hear for a reason aka traffic right ? ok then let's do it. Call me let's set it up. Better yet i'm going to call your agent tomorrow. Be ready

Sounds like a challenge.

mahoney · 09-03-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Sounds like a challenge.

Yeah it is

webair · 09-03-2004, 11:52 AM

yea he's the real deal

no really

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mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	I actually met LL in Napa when I was growing up. Give me a call toll free and i will be able to tell if it's you in about 2 mins Besides the Real LL is off getting a BJ right now from one of his groupies not sitting on a message board.. __________________ Vegassexparty.com Last edited by mahoney; 09-02-2004 at 05:46 PM..

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GeorgeK Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 423	You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at: http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/ It was mentioned on CNBC the other day. $20 for 30 seconds! __________________ I buy good domain names. Send lists to George (at) LOFFS.com

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Lorenzo_Lameass Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 42	as real as moi

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Lorenzo_Lameass Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 42	Sand contends, Lamas wanted her to become either a male escort or a stripper to bring in money. "I could allegedly earn 30 thousand dollars a month, he said to me. But I answered I didn't care how much I would earn and that I wasn't going to do that. He said that to me in a court of a real estate where we came to sell our house. I thought we were going to move but he said to me that he wanted divorce". The beauty broke down when she heard his husband's words, "I was crying every day. I was shaking and couldn't swallow down". http://www.lorenzolamas.info/eng/interview.php

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jwerd Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,953	He's fake imo. Look at his so-called frontpage driven website, ROFL. He could easily pay somone to design a much more attractive website, not some broken geoshitties one. Secondly, he tried to sell his sig in the sig market forum, lol. Oh well, my opinion :P __________________ Yii Framework Guru - Seasoned PHP vet - Partner @ XXXCoupon.com

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mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	ok Lorenzo let's put this to rest ok ? How about a radio apperance on one of the Internet Radio Shows ? We will plug your site etc etc. If your for real then your hear for a reason aka traffic right ? ok then let's do it. Call me let's set it up. Better yet i'm going to call your agent tomorrow. Be ready __________________ Vegassexparty.com

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