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mahoney 09-02-2004 03:11 PM

Is "Lorenzo Lamas" Impostor or Real Deal ?
 
Lorenzo Lamas, Impostor or Real Deal ? I can't understand why he is posting on GFY even if it is the Real Deal. Anyone Anyone ? Bueller ?

candyflip 09-02-2004 03:12 PM

Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.

mahoney 09-02-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.

Either way isn't GFY for Adult Webmasters not washed up Actors that can't decide wheather or not they like Dick or pussy :1orglaugh

Cory W 09-02-2004 03:15 PM

I can't believe that anyone thinks there is even a 1 percent chance he is the real actor.

OMG.

Michael O 09-02-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I can't believe that anyone thinks there is even a 1 percent chance he is the real actor.

OMG.


My thoughts exactly kind of scarry :helpme

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
Lorenzo Lamas, Impostor or Real Deal ? I can't understand why he is posting on GFY even if it is the Real Deal. Anyone Anyone ? Bueller ?
If you read the thread of the year (there's a link under my picture) you'll know why I started posting here.

I can assure you that I am very real indeed. Is this concept just too much for you kids to handle?

Marcus Aurelius 09-02-2004 03:22 PM

is this a serious question? it cant be...right?

stevecore 09-02-2004 03:23 PM

poor attempt to fake as the real LL.

Thor 09-02-2004 03:26 PM

:1orglaugh this place is getting more fucked up everyday, who is next, boy george or dame edna to enter gfy

mahoney 09-02-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
If you read the thread of the year (there's a link under my picture) you'll know why I started posting here.

I can assure you that I am very real indeed. Is this concept just too much for you kids to handle?

Ya know Lorenzo if you had tits on your back i bet half of the guys on this board would fuck you. If your real tell me what northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?

stevecore 09-02-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
Ya know Lorenzo if you had tits on your back i bet half of the guys on this board would fuck you. If your real tell me what northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?
please.. he doesnt answer questions, he's fake.

hova 09-02-2004 03:48 PM

Ofcourse hes real, everything on GFY is real................

Antonio 09-02-2004 04:00 PM

He's the real thing. Trust me. I'm his mom.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
What northern california town did you used to film a tv show in and what was the name of the show ?
You're referring to Falcon Crest in the Napa Valley, I'm sure, but actually I have filmed in Northern Cali a number of times during my career.

Stevecore is right, I have asked that you guys please stop throwing questions at me. I have proven that I am very much real, a number of times, in the thread of the year. There's a link under my picture to it.

GatorB 09-02-2004 04:13 PM

I wish he was real. It's fun personally making fun of a famous( sort of ) celebrity( sort of )

Honeyslut 09-02-2004 05:08 PM

Lorenzo wants to get into the porn biz. :)

Honeyslut 09-02-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
I wish he was real. It's fun personally making fun of a famous( sort of ) celebrity( sort of )

Making fun of a celebrity who was married to a playboy bunny ? Isn't that kinda a oxy moron ?

GatorB 09-02-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Making fun of a celebrity who was married to a playboy bunny ? Isn't that kinda a oxy moron ?
Big whoop. No one's calling ME a wash-up has been. Also he ADMITS she bitched slapped him around. That makes him a LOSER.

Honeyslut 09-02-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
Big whoop. No one's calling ME a wash-up has been. Also he ADMITS she bitched slapped him around. That makes him a LOSER.
Or perhaps it was said so he could get custody of his kids.
:winkwink:

stevecore 09-02-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas


Stevecore is right

Yes I am right. You are fake... why dodge my question? You filmed with Branscombe for years and he considers you "family". ("After 112 episodes, you become family. We shot five years' worth of shows and it's been on for eight years now. Hasn't stopped running. Isn't that amazing?" - http://www.branscomberichmond.com/profile.html )

So of course you would know his gym... since you continue to dodge this it's absolute proof you are just another lame thought up GFY personality. Anyone who seriously thinks you are real is a fucking idiot.

mahoney 09-02-2004 05:44 PM

I actually met LL in Napa when I was growing up. Give me a call toll free and i will be able to tell if it's you in about 2 mins :1orglaugh Besides the Real LL is off getting a BJ right now from one of his groupies not sitting on a message board..

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
Yes I am right. You are fake... why dodge my question? You filmed with Branscombe for years and he considers you "family". ("After 112 episodes, you become family. We shot five years' worth of shows and it's been on for eight years now. Hasn't stopped running. Isn't that amazing?" - http://www.branscomberichmond.com/profile.html )

So of course you would know his gym... since you continue to dodge this it's absolute proof you are just another lame thought up GFY personality. Anyone who seriously thinks you are real is a fucking idiot.

Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

:1orglaugh

Honeyslut 09-02-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

stevecore 09-02-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Your obviously elevated blood pressure level brings a certain sense of satisfaction to me. I've really got you all jammed up, don't I?

To all you non believers, I don't care if you believe that this is really me or not, but it is quite amusing watching some of you kids get so enraged. HoneySlut, GatorB, Stevesore, you all need to get jobs. I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.

:1orglaugh

No you don't have me jammed up, you've already answered my question. You're fake, I know it so I'll have fun laughing at the other that think you're real. No need to spend more time on you.

As for making money in the biz, think what you want. Only me, my girl & my accountant know what I make. My rent for both my places gets paid on time everytime.

TurboAngel 09-02-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Maybe he's real and just like fucking around with us.

Then again, maybe he's fake and likes fucking around with us too.


LMFAO!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
No need to spend more time on you.
Goodbye!

GatorB 09-02-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I have a feeling that none of you three even make enough money to pay the rent doing your 'adult' online stuff. So sad.


So that would be like your acting "career" then. And thanks for refering to me by name, I honored. Oh and I thought Grease was your best work.

GeorgeK 09-02-2004 07:16 PM

You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

GatorB 09-02-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeorgeK
You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

I'll ask him to leave a message for GatorB. If he really IS posting here I'm sure I get quite a message.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeorgeK
You can order up a phone call from Lorenzo Lamas (and other celebs) at:

http://www.hollywoodiscalling.com/

It was mentioned on CNBC the other day.

$20 for 30 seconds!

I'm not doing that anymore.

GatorB 09-02-2004 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I'm not doing that anymore.
Must have been desperate for cash. Have you stopped being a male prostitute for weathly older gentlemen?

stocktrader23 09-02-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
No you don't have me jammed up, you've already answered my question. You're fake, I know it so I'll have fun laughing at the other that think you're real. No need to spend more time on you.


Yet you respond to someone claiming to be Lorenzo_Lamas over and fucking over? Get a grip.

stevecore 09-02-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Get a grip.
It's very hard for me, I have carpal tunnel and arthritis. :1orglaugh

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-02-2004 08:18 PM

as real as moi

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-02-2004 08:19 PM

Sand contends, Lamas wanted her to become either a male escort or a stripper to bring in money. "I could allegedly earn 30 thousand dollars a month, he said to me. But I answered I didn't care how much I would earn and that I wasn't going to do that. He said that to me in a court of a real estate where we came to sell our house. I thought we were going to move but he said to me that he wanted divorce". The beauty broke down when she heard his husband's words, "I was crying every day. I was shaking and couldn't swallow down".


http://www.lorenzolamas.info/eng/interview.php

Tuna 09-02-2004 08:45 PM

who cares? hes funny.

DarkBob 09-02-2004 08:49 PM

Hey Lorenzo, when will Renegade be out on DVD?

Doctor Dre 09-02-2004 08:50 PM

He's fake .

He said : I took thoses pics today, I have to make money


and the pics he posted were days old at least since they were flying arround GFY for couple days

TheJimmy 09-02-2004 09:19 PM

it's the interweb, it's gotta be real man...

reynold 09-02-2004 09:22 PM

he just like to piss everyone here, that's why.

jwerd 09-02-2004 09:26 PM

He's fake imo.

Look at his so-called frontpage driven website, ROFL. He could easily pay somone to design a much more attractive website, not some broken geoshitties one.

Secondly, he tried to sell his sig in the sig market forum, lol.

Oh well, my opinion :P
:glugglug :glugglug

enter » 09-02-2004 09:49 PM

HE TRIED TO SELL HIS SIG


End of story.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
He's fake .

He said : I took thoses pics today, I have to make money


and the pics he posted were days old at least since they were flying arround GFY for couple days

Show me where I said that. I know you can't because I never said that.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-02-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
HE TRIED TO SELL HIS SIG


End of story.

Ya, so? I am sorry for trying to blend into your little community here.

You all should be shot and put out of your misery.

:2 cents:

WickedVenus 09-02-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thor
:1orglaugh this place is getting more fucked up everyday, who is next, boy george or dame edna to enter gfy
Anyone know if We have a GWB or Kerry yet? lol j/k

reynold 09-02-2004 11:26 PM

is he the same one calling himself Lame Ass?

mahoney 09-02-2004 11:45 PM

ok Lorenzo let's put this to rest ok ? How about a radio apperance on one of the Internet Radio Shows ? We will plug your site etc etc. If your for real then your hear for a reason aka traffic right ? ok then let's do it. Call me let's set it up. Better yet i'm going to call your agent tomorrow. Be ready :winkwink:

Honeyslut 09-03-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
ok Lorenzo let's put this to rest ok ? How about a radio apperance on one of the Internet Radio Shows ? We will plug your site etc etc. If your for real then your hear for a reason aka traffic right ? ok then let's do it. Call me let's set it up. Better yet i'm going to call your agent tomorrow. Be ready :winkwink:
Sounds like a challenge.

mahoney 09-03-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Sounds like a challenge.
Yeah it is :1orglaugh

webair 09-03-2004 11:52 AM

yea he's the real deal

no really


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