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wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 07:32 PM

Yep, I was on http://www.chessclub.com earlier and guess who I found, yep thats right, how good old friend SweetJimmy !!!

So I offered him to play a friendly game with me, just for fun... He was all cooked up with his tactics and shit that he was gonna beat me and all.

So the game start, and we start moving a few peices and bang, under 15 moves Jimmy is already checkmated.

So he tells me, "YO, YO, YO, YO! I was still letting you chances ... Gimmmme White, Gimmw Whites peices, my Homey!!"

I said sure, so comes with his big peices, the Queen and the bishop, which I simply took and after 5 moves, he resigns, complaining about the mouse, or the temperature outside.

So we went for a third, and a fourth game and a .. tenth game, where I crushed him under 15 moves every fucking game.

I really felt like Napoleon during these games while it was so easy!

And finally, I have seen it all, after all these defeated, he told me, I was not worth the concentration, that his grand genius was too advanced for my puny intellect.

Thanks for the games Jimmy, I can let you play my little sister if you want, she can write her name completely now

You should be a General, your country would rule the world ;d

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sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 07:36 PM

wizdom uses chessmaster 2000

wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 07:39 PM

Hahaha, thats a really funny one. This is so funny, I heard that one from allot by weaker players as their excuse for their poor play.

But thats ok Jules "SweetJimmy" Ceasar, I know I must have cheated, since you lost. How could I compete with such powerfull personae

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sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 07:39 PM

Wizdom likes to keep the Rooks warm in his asscrack.

wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 07:49 PM

I know, Erwin "SweetJimmy" Rommel, who was I to come even close to your shadow ... !

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sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 07:55 PM

I only play chess the way mother nature intended. I play the way my main man Ghandi played, without the crazy queen. Thats just the white man's invention. Me and my Brahmin brothers don't play your honky chess.

wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 08:00 PM

It's classical chess I play, Garry "SweetJimmy" Kasparov, but hey, it's true, your sicilian defense is way too powerful, FIDE should give you the GrandMaster Tittle without questions ...

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sweetjimmy · 07-07-2001, 08:17 PM

you think these people know what a sicilian defence is? They probably think its an episode of the Sopranos.

CDSmith · 07-07-2001, 10:01 PM

This is me editing my post because some brainiac had to post
Dinosaur-sized images causing us annoying side-scrolling, which I hate.

The guy that taught me many many years ago how to play chess
was a great player. 2 years later (I was about 14 I believe)
I mated him in 4 moves

*** I'll add to this by saying that,
although he really was a very good player, I caught him offguard by
drawing his attention with the early movement of my queen,
plus the fact that his head was filled with all of his own possible
strategies. When I made the "kill" move, he nearly shit himself. (I think he did actually)***

The best defense is a good offense many times. You guys
should feel the sharp end of my pattented "shish-ka-rook"
maneauver (followed up with the terrible "karpel-tunnel de-bishoping" ploy,
the opponent is left a quiverring mass of gelatenous material,
sobbing and stewing in his own pitty-juice.

Come to think of it, I mated an australian dewd in 4 moves last year
on yahoo chess (in "weasel way" or "hampster pit" or some such room),
and he told me to fuck off and die and he bolted. Hee hee hee.
If I wasn't so good-natured I'd get a swelled up head I would.

JImmy, just watch "In search of Bobby Fischer" a few times and
you'll cream WiZdum back to the ghetto.

Added: Hey HQ, what's growin? Ya, I'm all for attack strategies
and proven defense scenarios, but I just don't have the time to
learn all of them. I've never had a problem slaughtering most guy's that
use such tactics anyways, and for me the game is fun fun fun, my mind
against my opponent's. I like to win, of course, but when I lose I do
try to learn from it, so I can recognize those gameplans in future.
But my big fat swollen ego just LOVES to sit down with guy's whose heads
are packed full of useless chess trivia and such, and within a 3 or 4
dozen moves make them bow down to me and worship my greatness

My older brother was considered something of a chess prodigy (at least by
himself anyhow) when he was a teenager. I am 8 years his junior, but at the ripe
old age of 12 I had him beat six ways to uzbeckistan during a game that he
cleared the board in one mighty (frustrated) swoop of his 19-inch arm. In one
second my older brother the bodybuilder/chess genius became
"Don the mentally challenged steroid boy" hee hee.

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HQ · 07-07-2001, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetjimmy:
wizdom uses chessmaster 2000

seeing whether someone is a cheater is not very hard (most the time). just save the game and load it up. most game sites let you save. very very few strong players play exactly like a chess program. and weak ones never do.

'smart' cheaters (who are also ok players) play randomly chessmaster moves and randomly their own moves... not that i do this of course...

HQ · 07-07-2001, 10:12 PM

also... CDSmith, (what's up anyway??), nobody who can be mated in 4 moves is a great player! hahahaha! great players make mistakes every now and then... but please! you have to want to lose to get mate in 4 moves!

wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 11:33 PM

Yeah, I don't pretend to be Napoleon, he sucked anyways at chess, over deploying his cavalry. I have a cuple of games in my Databse if you want to see documented games he really played.

Now it's time for a little something special. A chess Book!

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wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 11:36 PM

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wiZd0m · 07-07-2001, 11:38 PM

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Theo · 07-08-2001, 03:03 AM

i want to remain a secret, i have used chess programs many times to win some friends that pretend to be masters in this game :-0

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 07-08-2001).]

wiZd0m · 07-08-2001, 08:00 AM

Hey Soul_Rebel,

On chessclub.com, you can play as a computer as much as you want, as long as you have a "C" near your name so that people know you are one. People get pickup really easy for cheating overthere because the review panel is composed of 12 International Masters and Grandmasters. Also, they will compare your level of play with your actual rating in your country chess federation. They take this very seriously as there is allot of Grandmasters who play in this online club.

Ever talked with Beliavsky, Shirov, Topalov, Polgar, ... , you can do that on ICC. It's a very nice club.

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sweetjimmy · 07-08-2001, 09:12 AM

Your right CD Smith...Wizdom got good at chess by watching "Searching for Bobby Fischer" over and over again.

Kudos to you for finding that out!

wiZd0m · 07-08-2001, 09:34 AM

This is a myth, (Josh Waitzkin sucks at the international level) It's not because when you are very young and you accomplish many things, that this means you will be able to do allot more then the others who develop their potential later. This is really bullshit.

"I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that a normal adult never stops to think about problems of space and time. These are things which he has thought about as a child. But my intellectual development was retarded,as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up." - Albert Enstein

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HQ · 07-08-2001, 11:24 AM

wiZd0m, very cool.

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07-07-2001, 07:32 PM	#1
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	SweetJimmy is a Real Strategical Opponent ... Yep, I was on http://www.chessclub.com earlier and guess who I found, yep thats right, how good old friend SweetJimmy !!! So I offered him to play a friendly game with me, just for fun... He was all cooked up with his tactics and shit that he was gonna beat me and all. So the game start, and we start moving a few peices and bang, under 15 moves Jimmy is already checkmated. So he tells me, "YO, YO, YO, YO! I was still letting you chances ... Gimmmme White, Gimmw Whites peices, my Homey!!" I said sure, so comes with his big peices, the Queen and the bishop, which I simply took and after 5 moves, he resigns, complaining about the mouse, or the temperature outside. So we went for a third, and a fourth game and a .. tenth game, where I crushed him under 15 moves every fucking game. I really felt like Napoleon during these games while it was so easy! And finally, I have seen it all, after all these defeated, he told me, I was not worth the concentration, that his grand genius was too advanced for my puny intellect. Thanks for the games Jimmy, I can let you play my little sister if you want, she can write her name completely now You should be a General, your country would rule the world ;d ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 10:01 PM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This is me editing my post because some brainiac had to post Dinosaur-sized images causing us annoying side-scrolling, which I hate. The guy that taught me many many years ago how to play chess was a great player. 2 years later (I was about 14 I believe) I mated him in 4 moves * I'll add to this by saying that, although he really was a very good player, I caught him offguard by drawing his attention with the early movement of my queen, plus the fact that his head was filled with all of his own possible strategies. When I made the "kill" move, he nearly shit himself. (I think he did actually)* The best defense is a good offense many times. You guys should feel the sharp end of my pattented "shish-ka-rook" maneauver (followed up with the terrible "karpel-tunnel de-bishoping" ploy, the opponent is left a quiverring mass of gelatenous material, sobbing and stewing in his own pitty-juice. Come to think of it, I mated an australian dewd in 4 moves last year on yahoo chess (in "weasel way" or "hampster pit" or some such room), and he told me to fuck off and die and he bolted. Hee hee hee. If I wasn't so good-natured I'd get a swelled up head I would. JImmy, just watch "In search of Bobby Fischer" a few times and you'll cream WiZdum back to the ghetto. Added: Hey HQ, what's growin? Ya, I'm all for attack strategies and proven defense scenarios, but I just don't have the time to learn all of them. I've never had a problem slaughtering most guy's that use such tactics anyways, and for me the game is fun fun fun, my mind against my opponent's. I like to win, of course, but when I lose I do try to learn from it, so I can recognize those gameplans in future. But my big fat swollen ego just LOVES to sit down with guy's whose heads are packed full of useless chess trivia and such, and within a 3 or 4 dozen moves make them bow down to me and worship my greatness My older brother was considered something of a chess prodigy (at least by himself anyhow) when he was a teenager. I am 8 years his junior, but at the ripe old age of 12 I had him beat six ways to uzbeckistan during a game that he cleared the board in one mighty (frustrated) swoop of his 19-inch arm. In one second my older brother the bodybuilder/chess genius became "Don the mentally challenged steroid boy" hee hee. Joy to the world <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 07-07-2001).] [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 07-08-2001).]

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07-07-2001, 07:36 PM	#2
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	wizdom uses chessmaster 2000

07-07-2001, 07:39 PM	#3
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Hahaha, thats a really funny one. This is so funny, I heard that one from allot by weaker players as their excuse for their poor play. But thats ok Jules "SweetJimmy" Ceasar, I know I must have cheated, since you lost. How could I compete with such powerfull personae ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 07:49 PM	#5
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	I know, Erwin "SweetJimmy" Rommel, who was I to come even close to your shadow ... ! ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 07:55 PM	#6
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	I only play chess the way mother nature intended. I play the way my main man Ghandi played, without the crazy queen. Thats just the white man's invention. Me and my Brahmin brothers don't play your honky chess.

07-07-2001, 08:00 PM	#7
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	It's classical chess I play, Garry "SweetJimmy" Kasparov, but hey, it's true, your sicilian defense is way too powerful, FIDE should give you the GrandMaster Tittle without questions ... ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 08:17 PM	#8
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	you think these people know what a sicilian defence is? They probably think its an episode of the Sopranos.

07-07-2001, 10:12 PM	#11
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	also... CDSmith, (what's up anyway??), nobody who can be mated in 4 moves is a great player! hahahaha! great players make mistakes every now and then... but please! you have to want to lose to get mate in 4 moves!

07-07-2001, 11:33 PM	#12
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Yeah, I don't pretend to be Napoleon, he sucked anyways at chess, over deploying his cavalry. I have a cuple of games in my Databse if you want to see documented games he really played. Now it's time for a little something special. A chess Book! ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 11:36 PM	#13
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Inside a chess Book! <img src=http://www.fortunepussy.com/images/Chess/Theory.jpg> ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-07-2001, 11:38 PM	#14
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07-08-2001, 03:03 AM	#15
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i want to remain a secret, i have used chess programs many times to win some friends that pretend to be masters in this game :-0 [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 07-08-2001).]

07-08-2001, 08:00 AM	#16
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Hey Soul_Rebel, On chessclub.com, you can play as a computer as much as you want, as long as you have a "C" near your name so that people know you are one. People get pickup really easy for cheating overthere because the review panel is composed of 12 International Masters and Grandmasters. Also, they will compare your level of play with your actual rating in your country chess federation. They take this very seriously as there is allot of Grandmasters who play in this online club. Ever talked with Beliavsky, Shirov, Topalov, Polgar, ... , you can do that on ICC. It's a very nice club. ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-08-2001, 09:12 AM	#17
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Your right CD Smith...Wizdom got good at chess by watching "Searching for Bobby Fischer" over and over again. Kudos to you for finding that out!

07-08-2001, 09:34 AM	#18
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	This is a myth, (Josh Waitzkin sucks at the international level) It's not because when you are very young and you accomplish many things, that this means you will be able to do allot more then the others who develop their potential later. This is really bullshit. "I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that a normal adult never stops to think about problems of space and time. These are things which he has thought about as a child. But my intellectual development was retarded,as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up." - Albert Enstein ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

07-08-2001, 11:24 AM	#19
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	wiZd0m, very cool.