This is me editing my post because some brainiac had to post
Dinosaur-sized images causing us annoying side-scrolling, which I hate.
The guy that taught me many many years ago how to play chess
was a great player. 2 years later (I was about 14 I believe)
I mated him in 4 moves
*** I'll add to this by saying that,
although he really was a very good player, I caught him offguard by
drawing his attention with the early movement of my queen,
plus the fact that his head was filled with all of his own possible
strategies. When I made the "kill" move, he nearly shit himself. (I think he did actually)***
The best defense is a good offense many times. You guys
should feel the sharp end of my pattented "shish-ka-rook"
maneauver (followed up with the terrible "karpel-tunnel de-bishoping" ploy,
the opponent is left a quiverring mass of gelatenous material,
sobbing and stewing in his own pitty-juice.
Come to think of it, I mated an australian dewd in 4 moves last year
on yahoo chess (in "weasel way" or "hampster pit" or some such room),
and he told me to fuck off and die and he bolted. Hee hee hee.
If I wasn't so good-natured I'd get a swelled up head I would.
JImmy, just watch "In search of Bobby Fischer" a few times and
you'll cream WiZdum back to the ghetto.
Added: Hey HQ, what's growin? Ya, I'm all for attack strategies
and proven defense scenarios, but I just don't have the time to
learn all of them. I've never had a problem slaughtering most guy's that
use such tactics anyways, and for me the game is fun fun fun, my mind
against my opponent's. I like to win, of course, but when I lose I do
try to learn from it, so I can recognize those gameplans in future.
But my big fat swollen ego just LOVES to sit down with guy's whose heads
are packed full of useless chess trivia and such, and within a 3 or 4
dozen moves make them bow down to me and worship my greatness
My older brother was considered something of a chess prodigy (at least by
himself anyhow) when he was a teenager. I am 8 years his junior, but at the ripe
old age of 12 I had him beat six ways to uzbeckistan during a game that he
cleared the board in one mighty (frustrated) swoop of his 19-inch arm. In one
second my older brother the bodybuilder/chess genius became
"Don the mentally challenged steroid boy" hee hee.
Joy to the world
<font face="Arial">
___________
CD
* <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here
* <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses
* <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">
Sites Against Censorship</a>
<font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>
[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 07-07-2001).]
[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 07-08-2001).]