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EscortBiz · 09-05-2004, 02:25 PM

Sing Along!!

I Will Survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone
run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!

alexg · 09-05-2004, 02:27 PM

nice one

can it be found in .mp3 format?

MrIzzz · 09-05-2004, 02:28 PM

oh my goodness.....

there is something slightly homo about this thread

09-05-2004, 02:25 PM	#1
EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	funny song Sing Along!! I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullsh1t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count. (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive. . hey . hey It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed, Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me. Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce. (Chorus) Go on now go, Get out of my sight, I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I know it's length is right, And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor. Go on now Go! __________________ Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076

09-05-2004, 02:27 PM	#2
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09-05-2004, 02:28 PM	#3
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