Plane crash... only 1 lone survivor! - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 01:35 PM

At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against
a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto
a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue team.
"Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock,
seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he
had eaten his comrades.

The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in
shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is
it so wrong to want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward,
shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for
doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man,

Your damn plane only went down yesterday!"

gangbangjoe · 09-05-2004, 01:37 PM

Steen2 · 09-05-2004, 01:37 PM

ahhaha!

Vanilla DeVille · 09-05-2004, 01:39 PM

DavieVegas · 09-05-2004, 01:39 PM

I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

Maybe the dingo ate your loved ones.

PiksalDesign · 09-05-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

I call BOT.

jennym · 09-05-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Maybe the dingo ate your loved ones.

alexg · 09-05-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiksalDesign
I call BOT.

I call he replied after just reading the thread title

Tala · 09-05-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by alexg
I call he replied after just reading the thread title

Seconded.

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 07:22 PM

I call the front seat. The rest o you get in the back!

psyko514 · 09-05-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

postwhoring is fun

steve90 · 09-05-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

i will asume you did not even bother to read the post

sickkittens · 09-05-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
Seconded.

I don't know what's funnier - the joke or that.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-05-2004, 07:28 PM

twisted

bogo · 09-05-2004, 07:30 PM

Loryn · 09-05-2004, 07:35 PM

My dinner doesn't look as appetizing now!!! !!!

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
My dinner doesn't look as appetizing now!!! !!!

Remember, the loin cuts are the tenderest.

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 07:50 PM

This reminds me of an old cannibal joke I once heard.

There was these two cannibals who caught a guy in the jungle. They haul him back to their camp and begin cooking him up.

The first cannibal wanders over behind some bushes to take a shit, and after a few minutes hears eating noises, lips smacking etc. He realizes the second cannibal has started eating the guy without him, so he says "Hey shithead, you having FUN over there?"

Second cannibal says (with a full mouth) "Yeah, I'm havin' a BALL"

First cannibal says "Hey, save me one".

BradM · 09-05-2004, 07:51 PM

AHahahahha I knew that was coming but I laughed out loud anyways. hehe

Morgan · 09-05-2004, 07:53 PM

were they female or male bones?? just curious.

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
were they female or male bones?? just curious.

Probably both. After all, cannibalism was one of the first equal-opportunity aspects of life on this planet.

SilverTab · 09-05-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against
a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto
a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue team.
"Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock,
seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he
had eaten his comrades.

The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in
shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is
it so wrong to want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward,
shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for
doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man,

Your damn plane only went down yesterday!"

haha reminds me of that first season southpark episode where they are locked inside the tv station for a couple of hours and start eating everyone LOL....the ones where cartman is looking for his father....

ronaldo · 09-05-2004, 10:47 PM

Good one CD,

That reminds me of Poland's worst air disaster, it's old but I still howl everytime I read it:

Polands worst air disaster occured today when a small 2 seat plane crashed into a cemetary this morning.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered over 200 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as the digging continues into the night.

Marcus Aurelius · 09-05-2004, 10:48 PM

hey. a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do. I was hungry. the crash took alot out of me.

block · 09-05-2004, 10:52 PM

baddog · 09-05-2004, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavieVegas
I hate all these plane crashes..My prayers are with the familys who have lost loved ones

please tell me you are a bot

baddog · 09-05-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronaldo
Good one CD,

That reminds me of Poland's worst air disaster, it's old but I still howl everytime I read it:

Polands worst air disaster occured today when a small 2 seat plane crashed into a cemetary this morning.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered over 200 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as the digging continues into the night.

I am glad I read the rest of this thread, I was getting ready to tell that joke myself

CDSmith · 09-05-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronaldo
Good one CD,

That reminds me of Poland's worst air disaster, it's old but I still howl everytime I read it:

Polands worst air disaster occured today when a small 2 seat plane crashed into a cemetary this morning.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered over 200 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as the digging continues into the night.

I believe I heard that one several years back. Still funny.

Manowar · 09-05-2004, 11:29 PM

Zerof8 · 09-05-2004, 11:33 PM

He must of been a fat guy like me, I would barbeque them motherfuckers hmmmmm now thats good eatin

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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	Good one CD, That reminds me of Poland's worst air disaster, it's old but I still howl everytime I read it: Polands worst air disaster occured today when a small 2 seat plane crashed into a cemetary this morning. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered over 200 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as the digging continues into the night.

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