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This reminds me of an old cannibal joke I once heard.
There was these two cannibals who caught a guy in the jungle. They haul him back to their camp and begin cooking him up.
The first cannibal wanders over behind some bushes to take a shit, and after a few minutes hears eating noises, lips smacking etc. He realizes the second cannibal has started eating the guy without him, so he says "Hey shithead, you having FUN over there?"
Second cannibal says (with a full mouth) "Yeah, I'm havin' a BALL"
First cannibal says "Hey, save me one".
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