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Machine 07-05-2001 04:51 PM

Gemini I cant believe you would call me a fathead after all we've meant to each other.

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Machine 07-05-2001 04:52 PM

Tam, did you just ask to see my ass?!? lol jk

Oh, and thanks for the pasta tip Gemini. I will have to try that.

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Brian 07-05-2001 04:53 PM

Tam,

those requirements are only for the ladies on my staff, hehe. Actually, I shouldn't even joke about it. With my luck, I'd be up on "virtual sexual harrassment" charges quicker than I could blink, lol.


Machine,

I'm always looking. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



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Gemini 07-05-2001 04:53 PM

I wouldn't if you were as good as your brags. My bad for believing someone so young tho! When will you be 18 anyhow?! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif

SABAI 07-05-2001 04:56 PM

hahaha everybody answered on the thread except Jenna....lol !

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Machine 07-05-2001 04:57 PM

Gemini, I just fell in love with ya sweetie! Im 27 and feeling old so the 18 year old comment just made me your biggest fan.

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Machine 07-05-2001 04:59 PM

SABAI, I know this sucks! I ask for Jenna, and I end up talking to my damn boss!

Where is Jenna?!? I thought I was gonna make out with her?!?

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Brian 07-05-2001 05:00 PM

Machine,

while you were busy showin yer ass, I've been training Jenna to take over your position at WebmasterCommerce.

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Don't worry, I still have 'other' work for you. hehe

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Machine 07-05-2001 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brian:


Machine,

I'm always looking. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



I know you are, and I wish you would stop leaving nose prints on my window.


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Brian 07-05-2001 05:01 PM

It's not a nose print. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Machine 07-05-2001 05:02 PM

Jennas taking my position?!? Wow, I hope she likes looking at the back of your head from my tv tray desk where you hide me.



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Machine 07-05-2001 05:03 PM

LMAO! I looked at it and thought to myself "Now why in the hell would someone stick a cocktail weinie on my friggin window?!?"

Now it makes sense.

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MrBrian 07-05-2001 05:25 PM

she asked for "her machine" not just machine

in case you didnt know, im already her sex machine http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Machine 07-05-2001 05:26 PM

Oh, sorry about that.

Everyone carry on.

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Theo 07-05-2001 05:29 PM

hey Machine, you can keep Jenna for yourself....it seems that she hasnt any feelings about me :-(
...but I guess It's ok, I'm gonna try my luck with Aria. I hope Snow doesn't mind, he's a married man you know.....

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 07-05-2001).]

Machine 07-05-2001 05:30 PM

Dont let it get ya down bro... there are billions of women that dont give a shit about me. Hell one of them is my wife.

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Tam 07-05-2001 06:15 PM

Brian.. LADIES??? YOu have ladies working for you? Since when? I know of two females that were your employees but I can guarantee you we are NOT ladies.... ladies are boring and prudish........ we are far from that. LMAO

Machine.... whenever he tried to hide me I just worked him over real good and took a day off.... that will fix his ass REAL good....... LMAO And you are going to show me your ass? HOT DAMN!!!!! I have a nice little collection of men's asses, would love to add yours to it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Tam

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Machine 07-05-2001 08:19 PM

Hey I never said I was going to show it to ya! Sheesh what kinda guy do you think I am?!? I have morals ya know!

But for $5 I could probably overlook them.

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Brian 07-05-2001 08:43 PM

Machine,

actually, I'd rather look at the back of her head rather than...nevermind, that's a whole nother post.

On the cocktail weinie thing - all I could come up with was "I'm rubber, you're glue."
:-( You buyin any'a this horseshit?


Tam,

yes, I do have 2 ladies working as well as Machine. Since about a week after you left. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif You didn't expect me to do all this damn work alone did ya? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



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Gemini 07-05-2001 08:44 PM

I heard ya pay gals to look and alot better than $5. lol

Guys get even more if they are over 8"...

Ooooooooooooooooooooo! Whoooo Hooooo!

Tam 07-06-2001 06:54 AM

Brian... hell no I didn't.... I know you better than all that.......... but I wasn't sure you'd find anyone to put up with all the harrassment so fast. LMAO You know I love ya babe, I be just givin ya shit.......... you did alot for me and I am eternally grateful. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Machine.... as for you.... now why would I give you $5 when I have so many that already do it for free? Ask your boss......... and yes I CAN prove it if need be. rotfl

Tam

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magnatique 07-06-2001 08:58 AM

Mr Brian, daydreaming again?

Machine 07-06-2001 12:37 PM

Gemini... I never pay women. For some strange reason, women are always trying to give ME things. Maybe they should get out more.

As for the 8" thing... no comment.

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Machine 07-07-2001 10:48 AM

Your loss Tam. This would have been the best $5 piece of ass you ever saw!

Did I just call myself a $5 piece of ass?!?

*shakes head in shame*

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PrivateEye 02-08-2004 09:07 AM

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