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JDog · 09-05-2004, 01:04 AM

Walked outside, and there's the police helo's flying around with spotlight and all. Then this cop pulls over this guy right in front of us. Cop get's out of his car and walks up to the window, 10 seconds latter the cop RUNS to his car, pulls a quick uturn like 0-30 in 3 seconds. And leaves the guy just sitting in his car.

Neighbors were yelling, "Dude, you're lucky, get the fuck out of here!"

Now if only the cops let me go like tha before.

jDoG

Mr. Marks · 09-05-2004, 01:05 AM

Probably a minor offense.

Fake Nick · 09-05-2004, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Probably a minor offense.

nah cop got scared

Steen2 · 09-05-2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
nah cop got scared

yea right

nofx · 09-05-2004, 01:08 AM

musta had a really important call to report to. maybe he will get shot.

JDog · 09-05-2004, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
musta had a really important call to report to. maybe he will get shot.

Yea i think that was it, because there was a police helo above with it's spot light on.

jDoG

Satisfaction · 09-05-2004, 02:58 AM

yeh that could have been anything..

enter » · 09-05-2004, 03:27 AM

That's actually happened to me before. The cop got the call right when he got to my window and my license was suspended so I was sweating it.

Some code came over his shoulder radio, and he said it was my lucky day, there was someone more important to catch and to slow down.

He walked back to his car and peeled out

hova · 09-05-2004, 03:29 AM

That happened to me one time, I was going to get a speeding ticket but they had some emergency......the cop shouted something like " lucky bastard!" and drove away

railz · 09-05-2004, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by enter »
That's actually happened to me before. The cop got the call right when he got to my window and my license was suspended so I was sweating it.

Some code came over his shoulder radio, and he said it was my lucky day, there was someone more important to catch and to slow down.

He walked back to his car and peeled out

I got a better one.

My first Beemer I bought was a beast. I was (thinks) 23 at the time, and picked it up on my lunch break from work.

That evening I was driving down the motorway to my gf's house when this Sierra Cosworth sits on my ass, so I pull over and notice it's a woman driving with a guy shotgun, so being the idiot I was at the time, I gunned it and rode his ass at 120+ for about 1/4 mile.

Then this gold colored car comes up behind me and flashes his lights, so I think "oh he wants a go" and peels off after the Cossy.

I slow right down as I see the little LED sign wirrr up in the back window and out come the lights. He pulls over the Cosworth and flags me down as I pass him.

The girl is in the back of the cop car and is crying. I'm sat on the crash barrier when she comes out and says to me "He wants to speak to you".

I sit in the back seat, knowing I'm going to lose my licence, but the cop turns around to me and says "You were a little too close to that car in front. Keep your distance, okay?"

I agree and tell him I'll keep my distance, get out and drive off. Stop around the corner to call my buddy and tell him the story.

About an hour later we're both going the other way on the same motorway and we see a towtruck towing the Cosworth away

MrJackMeHoff · 09-05-2004, 03:56 AM

Wtf is a cosworth?

Jakke PNG · 09-05-2004, 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Wtf is a cosworth?

Are you serious?

railz · 09-05-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Wtf is a cosworth?

Uh. Please tell me you're kidding?

Jakke PNG · 09-05-2004, 04:03 AM

Oh yeah, nevermind. I forgot you don't have the same shit over there.
Cosworth = killer fucking cars.

Basically regular fords with massive HP and racing quality. Old WRC cars were 'Escort Cosworth' and so forth..

My uncle was a finnish importer of Ford quite 2 decades ago. He had a RS500

Shoehorn! · 09-05-2004, 04:21 AM

I had no idea what a cosworth was either.

body · 09-05-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
nah cop got scared

EscortBiz · 09-05-2004, 08:03 AM

Friend of mine was being followed by a cop he had no licence no nothing, he called 911 from his cell phone and said cop shot a block away where he was

figure out the rest

jennym · 09-05-2004, 08:11 AM

This has actually happened to me twice. First time, a call came in on the radio. Cop said it was my lucky night and to slow down. (I was pulled over for 75mph in a 50mph zone)

Second time, pulled over for racing, and when the cop was checking all my info, a lady ran up and said another lady was being attacked by a group of guys about 2 blocks away. The cops hurried off.

detoxed · 09-05-2004, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Friend of mine was being followed by a cop he had no licence no nothing, he called 911 from his cell phone and said cop shot a block away where he was

figure out the rest

You think they'd trace the call

bjjb · 09-05-2004, 08:25 AM

True story from 92 Spring Break - Daytona Beach

It was about noon and I had just left the bar at the Marriot on the beach after drinking a couple of yards of beer. Got in my car, drunk as hell and headed down the beach. Didnt get far and saw the lights in the rear view. Pulled over and knew I was going to jail. Cop comes up to my window and says youre going a little fast arent ya. Speed limit is 15 I think. I said yes, and he said can I see ur license and registration etc. As I was pulling them out he gets a call on the radio. He says just slow it down and be careful. If youve been to DB on spring break you know what hard asses the beach cops are there. I was shitting bricks and drove to the Hilton doing about 5 the whole way lol

TweetyBird · 09-05-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by hova
That happened to me one time, I was going to get a speeding ticket but they had some emergency......the cop shouted something like " lucky bastard!" and drove away

nice, good for you

09-05-2004, 01:04 AM	#1
JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	What a lucky asshole! Walked outside, and there's the police helo's flying around with spotlight and all. Then this cop pulls over this guy right in front of us. Cop get's out of his car and walks up to the window, 10 seconds latter the cop RUNS to his car, pulls a quick uturn like 0-30 in 3 seconds. And leaves the guy just sitting in his car. Neighbors were yelling, "Dude, you're lucky, get the fuck out of here!" Now if only the cops let me go like tha before. jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Oh yeah, nevermind. I forgot you don't have the same shit over there. Cosworth = killer fucking cars. Basically regular fords with massive HP and racing quality. Old WRC cars were 'Escort Cosworth' and so forth.. My uncle was a finnish importer of Ford quite 2 decades ago. He had a RS500 __________________ ..and I'm off.

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jennym Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: the south Posts: 1,622	This has actually happened to me twice. First time, a call came in on the radio. Cop said it was my lucky night and to slow down. (I was pulled over for 75mph in a 50mph zone) Second time, pulled over for racing, and when the cop was checking all my info, a lady ran up and said another lady was being attacked by a group of guys about 2 blocks away. The cops hurried off.

09-05-2004, 08:25 AM	#20
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	True story from 92 Spring Break - Daytona Beach It was about noon and I had just left the bar at the Marriot on the beach after drinking a couple of yards of beer. Got in my car, drunk as hell and headed down the beach. Didnt get far and saw the lights in the rear view. Pulled over and knew I was going to jail. Cop comes up to my window and says youre going a little fast arent ya. Speed limit is 15 I think. I said yes, and he said can I see ur license and registration etc. As I was pulling them out he gets a call on the radio. He says just slow it down and be careful. If youve been to DB on spring break you know what hard asses the beach cops are there. I was shitting bricks and drove to the Hilton doing about 5 the whole way lol