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07-04-2001, 08:04 PM
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Location: Between your mamma's legs
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YOUR NEW NAME ...
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?" "Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen." "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?" "Beerpussy," the man replied  ------------------  [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 07-04-2001).] |
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07-05-2001, 01:43 PM
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Anybody heard a really good one lately ???
Please share it with us ... laughter is the best cure-all known to man Now if I could just get it to wash my clothes and cook me meals !!! LMAO ------------------ |
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07-05-2001, 01:45 PM
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Looking California
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is a cow = http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html
wants to be a cow = http://www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_g...farm_home.html ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com |
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07-05-2001, 02:25 PM
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Location: Michigan
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Ok heres a really bad one.
What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to wash his clothes? BBLLEEEEAAACCHHH!!! (editors note - for the joke impaired, it rhymes with Biatch) ------------------ Machine Webmastercommerce.com Jerkoffhere.com |
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07-05-2001, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: vancouver, B.C. canada
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ElvisManson: that chick has serious problems! why would anyone want to be a cow?!? thats really weird, I've never heard anything like that before
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07-06-2001, 05:47 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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ElvisManson, that was gross. I don't want see that chick, or her crazy dairy cow fantasies again.
err, by the way, do you guys run her niche site yet? If not why not? I already bought, "dairy-cow-bitches.com" Just waitin' for you to open her site... |
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07-06-2001, 11:43 PM
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Location: Philly, PA USA
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Damn RedShoe... you beat me to it
 .I was thinking: cowgirl-milks-dallas.com |
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02-08-2004, 09:33 AM
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Tube groupie.
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I have been eaten http://www.stormfront.org/forum/
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