YOUR NEW NAME ...
 

A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.

"What's your name?" he asked her.

"Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"

"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."

"Why did you do that?" he asked.

"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"

"Beerpussy," the man replied http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 07-04-2001).]

Anybody heard a really good one lately ???
Please share it with us ... laughter is the best cure-all known to man

Now if I could just get it to wash my clothes and cook me meals !!! LMAO http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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wants to be a cow = http://www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_g...farm_home.html

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Ok heres a really bad one.

What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to wash his clothes?

BBLLEEEEAAACCHHH!!!

(editors note - for the joke impaired, it rhymes with Biatch)

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ElvisManson: that chick has serious problems! why would anyone want to be a cow?!? thats really weird, I've never heard anything like that before
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ElvisManson, that was gross. I don't want see that chick, or her crazy dairy cow fantasies again.

err, by the way, do you guys run her niche site yet? If not why not? I already bought, "dairy-cow-bitches.com"

Just waitin' for you to open her site...

Damn RedShoe... you beat me to it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif.

I was thinking:
cowgirl-milks-dallas.com

I have been eaten http://www.stormfront.org/forum/