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Old 09-03-2004, 04:50 PM   #1
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Session Start (yoadrianx:*): Fri Sep 03 11:00:34 2004

(*): Adrian, are you there?

yoadrianx: Yeah, how's Vegas?

(*): It's OK.. I need your help

yoadrianx: shoot

(*): I'm having a hard day hon, I'm in an emotional crisis I need a friend

yoadrianx: Emotional crisis?

(*): yes. I'm in need of a friend badly

yoadrianx: You do realize that we just "met" like a week ago right? I'm not interested in hearing your problems.

(*): Thats really hurtful!!!

yoadrianx: Hey, if you're willing to let yourself be hurt by a total stranger over IM than I really don't want to hear about your problems

(*): You remind me of a guy I once knew in Colorado

yoadrianx: Yeah? Sounds like an honest guy as well.. Tell me about him

(*): Once upon a time I lived in Colorado, my family moved there from Anaheim Hills. I was 18, pure as they come. Only been kissed once by a boy. So here I am in a beautiful tiny little town. It didn't take long for me to make friends, however it always seems that my friends are always male, I have over my lifetime had very few female friends.

(*): Anyways, I hung out with 3 guys most of the time. They were all cousins. Billy, Troy and Paul. We had a lot of fun, lots of herb to be smoked in little towns, and lots of peyote growing wild. One week we decided we would all go horseback riding and camp out for a couple days up in the mountains. It was a lot of fun. However ....

yoadrianx: I'm busy here.. wanna move this along?

(*): The last night we were there we all got real happy with the peyote, it was summer time so the nights were warm ... perfect kind of weather. We had a bonfire going, well all I really remember from that night was the fire and the peyote taking affect on me. Now just so you know, these guys had never made a move on me, they had said jokingly little things from time to time, but nothing I ever took seriously

(*): OK ... so we were all sitting around the fire, getting stupid and I was really really really wasted, drinking, smoking the herb and chewing the peyote. Next thing I remember the I was with out clothes and I was dancing around the bonfire. Thats all I remember from that night. The next morning though ... everything changed.

(*): I woke up still naked. My hands were tied and so were my ankles, I was wrapped up in a blanket and was lying under the lean to. Nobody was around. Then Troy showed up and was talking to me like it was any other day. I kept telling him to untie me and he kept saying relax and that when Paul and Billy got back that they would take care of it.

(*): He was smoking a bowl and sat me up and was giving me hits of it, and giving me water. He didn't touch me, just sat there looking at me, and telling me how beautiful I was.

yoadrianx: WTF?!

(*): About an hour later Billy and Paul rode up on the horses. They got down, and Paul came over to me. Sat down close and said, don't worry nobody touched you. We were just having fun with you.

(*): I was crying a little, he untied me and then held me. Then Billy came over and sat on the other side and kept appologizing saying they didn't want me to cry that I was there princess, that they wanted me to be happy. That they had thought about doing things, but cared too much about me. So Billy and Paul are sitting there hugging me and Paul started kissing my neck. I started feeling better and quit crying. I was so confused, I was scared, I felt betrayed, but at the same time I felt comfortable and a strange feeling was coming over me every time Paul kissed my neck.

yoadrianx: OMG, this is some crazy ass redneck boys-will-be-boys rape shit! ...so did they untie you or just tell you how much they cared as you were still tied up, drugged and naked??

(*): Yep, they untied me and kept holding me, Billy and Paul on either side hugging and kissing my neck and playing with my hair and Troy sitting at my feet rubbing them and my calves. They kept the rest of me covered up with the blanket.

(*): OK ... now this is where I get really stupid. Because I had not had sex, because I had never really had a man make me feel the feelings I was having. I started to relax and enjoy the hugging , caressing and kissing. I was still scared, and I knew it was wrong, but the feeling of it all was very overwhelming. I even though I woke up tied all up, I felt safe and comfortable with them, I had been hanging out with them for several months and they were always very protective of me. Sick I know, but when you don't know any better, and to have your 3 best friends showing you that kind of attention was awesome. Up until that time in my life the only other man that had ever been sexual with you was your dad. And that was really really sick and had turned me against all sex. So when these guys were doing this, it was the first time I had relaxed and I was actually enjoying the feelings, it was all so very confusing, and so very erotic. I couldn't help myself I wanted them, I wanted it all. I was just so happy that another man besides my dad found me exciting that way. I was very fucked up as you can see.

(*): Anyways, they promised to never tie me up again. They just wanted me to come home with them. They wanted me to move in with them. They all had a little house that they lived in, so I agreed. I ended up living with the 3 of them for almost 6 months. Billy took me first, they were all so gentle with me, I slept with them all at different times. I would wake up with one and go to bed with another, sometimes 2 of them. We did all kinds of things, I was on more than one occasion the dinner plate for the three of them, I very rarely wore clothing, they wanted me naked or nearly naked most of the time. I was at the spur of the moment to be ready to bend over for them. SO ... all of this pretty much covers both of your questions. I was a sex slave, and I loved it. But at the same time, I knew it was wrong deep down, but I managed to convince myself that I was learning what it was all about. It was strange there was never any jealously, never any arguing. It was bliss, they all worked mostly different hours, and I stayed home and did housewife things, I was there wife you could say. Troy would come home, I would give him dinner, cuddle on the couch with him. Then Paul would get home I would get up get him dinner, go back to the couch cuddle with Troy and then Paul would join us. It was very erotic to have two mens hands exploring you all the time. But it all ended. It ended friendly though and I came back to California because my mom blew her brains out. So there it is.

(*): I'm sorry, did I step over your line?

yoadrianx: That's some disturbing shit!

(*): No, you should have lived it.

yoadrianx: Maybe it was erotic or whatever on your end, but I wouldn't be able to live wtih myself if I did what they did.. I mean, who ties up, and more than likely rapes, an intoxicated teenager and then tries to seduce her the next morning, still tied up?!

yoadrianx: I'm assuming you told your dad this story?

(*): Nope, I never told him about the guys. My dad cooled it around that time, because I ran away from home to live with them, my parents had no idea where I was.

yoadrianx: you should tell him that story, he's the reason all that happened to you.

(*): Nope, no need, besides since my mom killed herself that Christmas there isn't a reason to make him feel any worse. Its all over and its in the past. Even though after my mom killed herself I had to go live with him again to take care of him.

yoadrianx: Question for ya

(*): Yes?

yoadrianx: Do you know what an ignore list is?

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Old 09-03-2004, 04:51 PM   #2
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:52 PM   #3
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:53 PM   #4
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:54 PM   #5
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sounds like a nice girl - take her home to mom and dad!
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:55 PM   #6
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I'll summarize...

Chick is crazy.
She says some more crazy shit.
Adrian is like, whatever.. then...

the key part.

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yoadrianx: Question for ya

(*): Yes?

yoadrianx: Do you know what an ignore list is?

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Old 09-03-2004, 04:58 PM   #7
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Bah.

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Old 09-03-2004, 04:59 PM   #8
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:59 PM   #9
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:59 PM   #10
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Yikes! Truly fucked up life she's been living.

Her father should have been hung though as he was obviously the cause of it all (maybe even the mom's suicide?).
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:02 PM   #11
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I hope someone was copying and pasting a sex story as a joke to your ICQ

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Old 09-03-2004, 05:07 PM   #12
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:08 PM   #13
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:12 PM   #14
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holy fuck, how did you get hooked up with this girl?
She just hit me up on AIM last Friday, said I was on her contact list.. started talking with her just cause it was an interesting situation.. neva again lol
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:17 PM   #16
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What's funny (and sad) is we all know "crazy" people but never really understand the craziness until they tell us of childhood stories like the one you posted above. It's stories like that that make you realize what a great life you really have.
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:20 PM   #17
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:29 PM   #19
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thats story she told is about as real as gfy's lorenzo lamas.
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Old 09-03-2004, 05:42 PM   #20
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wonder if she had that written down or if she thought of it as she went?
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That's pretty fucking disturbing! Time to change your AIM, your addy and your phone #.
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What a wonderful tale of drugs, molestation, incest, sexual slavery and suicide. Why exactly was she dumping this on you? Attention whore or truly in need of comfort?
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What a wonderful tale of drugs, molestation, incest, sexual slavery and suicide. Why exactly was she dumping this on you? Attention whore or truly in need of comfort?
I know.. insane.

I think it's true, she's dropped some crazy comments over the past week or so that make me believe her..

She wanted to hook up w/o even knowing what I look like.. told me I can 'treat her in any way that makes me happy'

Also, she's 43 yrs old.. I'm 28. Her daughter is 24 and she told me she's 'sexy'

wtf?
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Very much so a victim.. couple times over
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The daughter is probably just as fucked up as the mom. You could have gotten a threesome out of it, but in this case the best move was to run for your life.
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Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
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I know.. insane.

I think it's true, she's dropped some crazy comments over the past week or so that make me believe her..

She wanted to hook up w/o even knowing what I look like.. told me I can 'treat her in any way that makes me happy'

Also, she's 43 yrs old.. I'm 28. Her daughter is 24 and she told me she's 'sexy'

wtf?
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:47 PM   #42
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