Who Won My Birthday PS2 Contest? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 09-01-2004, 07:47 PM

You be the judge! Post here who you think the winner of my PS2 giveaway contest in this thread.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1

Post here and the most votes wins a PS2! May the best man or lady win!

gornyhuy · 09-01-2004, 07:52 PM

gornyhuy won.

NO QUESTION.

zentz · 09-01-2004, 08:00 PM

my vote for me

bigdaddy187 · 09-01-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zentz
my vote for me

I'll vote for you.

Rob · 09-01-2004, 08:06 PM

The fate of someone's entertainment value lies in this thread...give it some thought people and place your votes!!!

Don't make me do some "actual work" and post a couple finalists, damnit!

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:07 PM

I kinda liked the blonde joke about buying that TV but im prejudiced

And besides I thought the one that made YOU laugh the hardest won?

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:09 PM

Vote for bjjb dammit He needs a PS 2 to go with his XBox. His gaming addiction is getting out of hand

psyko514 · 09-01-2004, 08:09 PM

i win.

Regards,

Join Epic Cash.

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:09 PM

And besides if my Xbox dies what the fek am I gonna do then??

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
i win.

Regards,

Join Epic Cash.

Check the bottom line of my new sig

psyko514 · 09-01-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bjjb
Check the bottom line of my new sig

hehehe... nice

is the trailing slash part of your refcode though? i don't think so...

bigdaddy187 · 09-01-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
hehehe... nice

is the trailing slash part of your refcode though? i don't think so...

hahahahahahaha

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
hehehe... nice

is the trailing slash part of your refcode though? i don't think so...

Trailing slash? I have no idea what youre talking about

09-01-2004, 08:20 PM

vote for me! my jokes were funny

abyss_al · 09-01-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
The fate of someone's entertainment value lies in this thread...give it some thought people and place your votes!!!

Don't make me do some "actual work" and post a couple finalists, damnit!

but whole point was to make you laugh... i think you should choose

bjjb · 09-01-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
but whole point was to make you laugh... i think you should choose

cool1 · 09-01-2004, 08:39 PM

candyflip

A man meets a women at a bar, and after chatting her up all night, he's finally invited back to her place.

"I should tell you," he says, upon arriving at her apartment, "I'm extremely kinky in the sack."

"I am too!" the woman says. "Wait here a minute while I slip into something more comfortable."

When she reemerges, the woman is decked out in leather and chains. She has a whip in one hand and a collar in the other, but to her surprise the man is putting on his coat to leave.

"Where are you going?" she asks. I thought we were getting kinky."

"Lady," the man says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm outta here!"

----------

coolone

A professor teaching medicine at the university was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."

Lesson learned!

-------------------

CDSmith

I was cooking naked the other night, and I went to close the oven door and I caught my dick in it. Didn't burn it, well maybe a little, but it hurt like a bitchy bitch I tell ya. I was like all hoppin' around the kitchen saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucketty-fuck fucken-fuck...."...... I wonder if any of my neighbours saw through the kitchen window.
"there's that fucking internet guy naked and jumping around his kitchen like a fucking retard. HEY MA! COME AND LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!"
At least no one phoned the cops on me.

These 3 made me laugh out loud

EviLGuY · 09-02-2004, 05:46 AM

bump for more voting.

Corleone · 09-02-2004, 06:44 AM

eiht_98

posted the best pics

johnbosh · 09-02-2004, 06:58 AM

bdjuf won:D

Rob · 09-02-2004, 07:36 AM

Ok, I broke it down to a couple finalists:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

I can't make up my mind! They all made me laugh my ass off!

Vitasoy · 09-02-2004, 07:48 AM

I like number 2. Those refs!

Nylz · 09-02-2004, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Ok, I broke it down to a couple finalists:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

I can't make up my mind! They all made me laugh my ass off!

Those are all kinda stupid

Rob · 09-02-2004, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nylz
Those are all kinda stupid

I have a twisted sense of humor. The Doodie one made me laugh because it reminded me of CaddyShack.

Which one would you vote for, Nylz?

wm_cibi · 09-02-2004, 08:03 AM

vote for me!

post #177
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=177

post #178
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=178

post #179
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=179

mardigras · 09-02-2004, 08:12 AM

I guess folks either didn't get my entry or they thought it sucked (I photochopped it myself).

Rob · 09-02-2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
I guess folks either didn't get my entry or they thought it sucked (I photochopped it myself).

Which one was yours? Repost it if you could, please and I'll consider it.

mardigras · 09-02-2004, 08:14 AM

Woah! I didn't realize the thread had gone 190 pages... lost in the shuffle

mardigras · 09-02-2004, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Which one was yours? Repost it if you could, please and I'll consider it.

candyflip · 09-02-2004, 08:16 AM

I thought my Joke was funny.

Manowar · 09-02-2004, 08:18 AM

#1 for sure

johnbosh · 09-02-2004, 08:19 AM

the 2nd one rocks:D

fr33s3x · 09-02-2004, 08:32 AM

Rob · 09-02-2004, 08:41 AM

I have a couple meetings to attend so I'll be back tonight to select a winner.

Sorry for the delay in the prize giveaway, it's been a hectic week. I'm sure you all understand.

09-01-2004, 07:52 PM	#2
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	gornyhuy won. NO QUESTION. __________________ icq:159548293

09-01-2004, 08:00 PM	#3
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09-01-2004, 08:06 PM	#5
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	The fate of someone's entertainment value lies in this thread...give it some thought people and place your votes!!! Don't make me do some "actual work" and post a couple finalists, damnit! __________________

09-01-2004, 08:09 PM	#8
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	i win. Regards, Join Epic Cash. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

09-02-2004, 07:36 AM	#21
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Ok, I broke it down to a couple finalists: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. I can't make up my mind! They all made me laugh my ass off! __________________

09-01-2004, 07:47 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Who Won My Birthday PS2 Contest? You be the judge! Post here who you think the winner of my PS2 giveaway contest in this thread. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1 Post here and the most votes wins a PS2! May the best man or lady win! __________________

09-01-2004, 08:07 PM	#6
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	I kinda liked the blonde joke about buying that TV but im prejudiced And besides I thought the one that made YOU laugh the hardest won?

09-01-2004, 08:20 PM	#14
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	vote for me! my jokes were funny

09-01-2004, 08:39 PM	#17
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	candyflip A man meets a women at a bar, and after chatting her up all night, he's finally invited back to her place. "I should tell you," he says, upon arriving at her apartment, "I'm extremely kinky in the sack." "I am too!" the woman says. "Wait here a minute while I slip into something more comfortable." When she reemerges, the woman is decked out in leather and chains. She has a whip in one hand and a collar in the other, but to her surprise the man is putting on his coat to leave. "Where are you going?" she asks. I thought we were getting kinky." "Lady," the man says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm outta here!" ---------- coolone A professor teaching medicine at the university was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth." Lesson learned! ------------------- CDSmith I was cooking naked the other night, and I went to close the oven door and I caught my dick in it. Didn't burn it, well maybe a little, but it hurt like a bitchy bitch I tell ya. I was like all hoppin' around the kitchen saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucketty-fuck fucken-fuck...."...... I wonder if any of my neighbours saw through the kitchen window. "there's that fucking internet guy naked and jumping around his kitchen like a fucking retard. HEY MA! COME AND LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!" At least no one phoned the cops on me. These 3 made me laugh out loud __________________

09-02-2004, 05:46 AM	#18
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	bump for more voting.

09-02-2004, 06:44 AM	#19
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	eiht_98 posted the best pics

09-02-2004, 06:58 AM	#20
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	bdjuf won:D

09-02-2004, 07:48 AM	#22
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I like number 2. Those refs! __________________ [email protected]

09-02-2004, 08:03 AM	#25
wm_cibi Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 663	vote for me! post #177 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=177 post #178 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=178 post #179 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...genu mber=179 __________________ ICQ: 82-100-033

09-02-2004, 08:12 AM	#26
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	I guess folks either didn't get my entry or they thought it sucked (I photochopped it myself). __________________ .

09-02-2004, 08:14 AM	#28
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Woah! I didn't realize the thread had gone 190 pages... lost in the shuffle __________________ .

09-02-2004, 08:16 AM	#30
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I thought my Joke was funny. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

09-02-2004, 08:18 AM	#31
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	#1 for sure

09-02-2004, 08:19 AM	#32
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	the 2nd one rocks:D

09-02-2004, 08:32 AM	#33
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	#8 __________________

09-02-2004, 08:41 AM	#34
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I have a couple meetings to attend so I'll be back tonight to select a winner. Sorry for the delay in the prize giveaway, it's been a hectic week. I'm sure you all understand. __________________