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Old 09-01-2004, 05:03 PM   #1
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Wow ... there are some amazingly stupid people out there!

So I go into the local hardware store today and ask the girl ...

"Excuse me, you don't happen to sell Ethernet wire do you?"

"Uhh .. wow... you mean like the REAL Ether? I think that's illegal in the US."

Wowsers.





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Old 09-01-2004, 05:05 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:06 PM   #3
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HAHA that is stupid indeed

Okay here is mine

I called a company that sells beds. I asked them do you have bed X on stock.

Answer: Sory we don't have anything in stock, but I will look in the shop and storage if we have some of the beds left




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Old 09-01-2004, 05:06 PM   #4
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Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:06 PM   #5
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You should've told him you're a drug dealer, and needed ether for your next batch of crystal meth.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:08 PM   #6
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:10 PM   #7
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was she blonde?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:11 PM   #8
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Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?
I was in shock.

I walked out ... disoriented and flustered ...

then had a nice ironical laugh when i got to my car.

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Old 09-01-2004, 05:12 PM   #9
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:13 PM   #10
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was she blonde?
Nope ...

I think she was half-mexican half white (trash) ... dyed hair, no idea what color it was originally.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:14 PM   #11
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:18 PM   #12
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:18 PM   #13
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hahaha...

i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:20 PM   #14
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:22 PM   #15
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:31 PM   #16
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:32 PM   #17
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hahaha...

i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!
Haha! That one's good! Sounds like something I would do! We are all entitled to a blonde moment every now and then, and I must admit I've had my share of them.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:34 PM   #18
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:12 PM   #19
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hahaha...

i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!

Nice, that's fuckin' epic.

One of those days?!

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