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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Wow ... there are some amazingly stupid people out there!
So I go into the local hardware store today and ask the girl ...
"Excuse me, you don't happen to sell Ethernet wire do you?" "Uhh .. wow... you mean like the REAL Ether? I think that's illegal in the US." Wowsers. ![]() |
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Ryde or Die
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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HAHA that is stupid indeed
![]() Okay here is mine I called a company that sells beds. I asked them do you have bed X on stock. Answer: Sory we don't have anything in stock, but I will look in the shop and storage if we have some of the beds left ![]() Andre
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Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?
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You should've told him you're a drug dealer, and needed ether for your next batch of crystal meth.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
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I walked out ... disoriented and flustered ... then had a nice ironical laugh when i got to my car. ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Antonio, Texas Group: Admin
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Stupid bitchs
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I think she was half-mexican half white (trash) ... dyed hair, no idea what color it was originally. |
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rofl
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hahaha...
![]() i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit." no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots! |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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is she BLONDE?
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what a dumb!
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it's so sad
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Nice, that's fuckin' epic. One of those days?! ![]() |
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