Wow ... there are some amazingly stupid people out there!
 

So I go into the local hardware store today and ask the girl ...

"Excuse me, you don't happen to sell Ethernet wire do you?"

"Uhh .. wow... you mean like the REAL Ether? I think that's illegal in the US."

Wowsers.





:Hollering

:1orglaugh

HAHA that is stupid indeed :)

Okay here is mine

I called a company that sells beds. I asked them do you have bed X on stock.

Answer: Sory we don't have anything in stock, but I will look in the shop and storage if we have some of the beds left

:Oh crap


Andre

Did you end up laughing your ass off or leave in silence?

You should've told him you're a drug dealer, and needed ether for your next batch of crystal meth.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

:1orglaugh was she blonde?

I was in shock.

I walked out ... disoriented and flustered ...

then had a nice ironical laugh when i got to my car.

:1orglaugh

Stupid bitchs

Nope ...

I think she was half-mexican half white (trash) ... dyed hair, no idea what color it was originally.

rofl

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahaha...:1orglaugh

i was @ the grocery store today, and some lady was trying to exit the door with the huge red "DO NOT ENTER"...and i was like "it says DO NOT ENTER"...and she said "i was trying to exit."

no joke...that shit really happened today, and i don't think she was trying to make a joke of it...what idiots!

is she BLONDE? :1orglaugh

what a dumb! :1orglaugh

it's so sad :) :)

Haha! That one's good! Sounds like something I would do! We are all entitled to a blonde moment every now and then, and I must admit I've had my share of them.

? :eek7 ?

Nice, that's fuckin' epic.

One of those days?!

:eek2