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09-11-2004, 09:59 AM
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How Beelzeboul Fucked Over Howard Stern
EVERYTHING I WRITE HERE IS ESPECIALLY INPORTANT TO PORN WEBMASTERS - YOU'LL SEE WHY.
LET ME START BY SAYING: HOWARD STERN SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL - THE KING OF DEMONS FOR FAME AND FORTUNE. HERE IS A RECOLLECTION OF HOW BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER. HOW DO I KNOW? KEEP READING................. ----- HOWARD STERN BECAME "HOWARD STERN" NOT BECAUSE HIS IS 'BRIGHT', 'FUNNY','LUCKY', WITTY', AS HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BELIEVE. NOPE. HOWARD STERN MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL AND MORTGAGED HIS OWN SOUL FOR FAME AND FORTUNE. EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN HAS DONE AND I MEAN EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED. THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CONSTRUCTS EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN DOES IN THIS REALITY, TO MAKE HOWARD STERN, WELL, 'HOWARD STERN'. DID YOU KNOW HIS SELLING OF HIS BOOK 'MISS AMERICA' WAS PLAGUED WITH CONTROVERSY' THAT IS: "THE MISS AMERICA COMMITTEE WANTED TO YANK HIS BOOK, BECAUSE OF THE USE OF THE NAME:'MISS AMERICA'" THIS WAS A LIE, OR A FABRICATION OF EVENTS THAT LED TO A MEGA BLOCKBUSTER OF SALES FOR HOWARD STERN THAT IS MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CAN PULL SHIT LIKE THIS OFF IN THIS REALITY TO FUCK WITH YOUR MINDS AS LONG AS YOU 'DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH' - WELL NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY. HIS DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ALSO INVOLVES "THE HURTING OF A GOOD SOUL" - THIS IS THE DIVORCE OF ALISON STERN. BUT SHE HAD TO BE FLATTERED IN THE BOOK MISS AMERICA AND THE MOVIE MISS AMERICA FIRST. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL AND HOWARD STERN ARE ASSHOLES TO THAT MAGNITUDE. THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE NOT 'ACCUSATIONS' BUT A TELLING OF THE TRUTH AND I AM SO SURE OF THIS TRUTH; THAT WHEN HOWARD STERN GETS WIND OF THIS - HE WILL NOT SUE ME FOR LIBEL BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUTH. THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE WAS MASTERMINDED BY HOWARD STERN. JUST REMIND YOURSELF OF HOW THIS ASSHOLE 'PLAYED IT UP' ON HIS RADIO SHOWS TO GENERATE SALES FOR RICK SALOMON. HOWARD STERN GETS A CUT OF THE PROCEEDS OF EVERY SALE OF THIS SEX TAPE THAT WHEN WIND OF THIS HIT THE NET, IT WILL LEAD TO THE BIGGEST FUCKING LAWSUIT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. MISS PARIS HILTON IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS TRUTH AND THIS LITTLE GIRL'S LAYWERS ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE HOWARD STERN AND RICK SOLOMON. THIS IS WHY IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE 'DRAGGING THEIR FEET'- NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS IN GETTING HER JUSTICE TO MISS PARIS HILTON. THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART TO PORN WEBMASTERS THAT ARE SELLING THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE: RICK 'THE FOOL' SALOMON MADE CRITICAL ERRORS ON THE SEX TAPE THAT WENT UNEDITED, SO THESE ERRORS WILL LEAD TO A 100% IMPOUND OF ALL PROCEEDS OF THE SEX TAPE IN FAVOR OF MISS PARIS HILTON. IN OTHER WORDS, RICK SALOMON AND HOWARD STERN FUCKED UP AND IT IS GOING TO COST THEM BIG. SO BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER BY WEARING 'GLAMOUR' IN THE DREAMWORLD TO APPEAR AS 'HOWARD STERN' TO HUMAN MALES AND FEMALES AND USING HOWARD STERN'S EARTHLY FAME AND FORTUNE, RAPES WOMEN AND MEN IN THE DREAMWORLD, WHO JUST THINK SEX DREAMS ARE 'JUST DREAMS', BUT 'SEX DREAMS' IS A RAPE, BECAUSE THE DREAMWORLD IS REAL. THIS IS ALL I AM SAYING FOR NOW. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT MORE, UNDERSTAND THIS SECRET: The Kingdom Of Heaven IS The Dreamworld (WHICH IS WITHIN). The Dreamworld IS WITHIN - THERE YOU CAN FIND OUT TRUTHS LIKE THIS. The Dreamworld (THAT IS: THE SPIRITWORLD; THAT IS: THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN) IS Real. PAY ATTENTION to your dreams. PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!!  |
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09-11-2004, 10:02 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
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09-11-2004, 10:02 AM
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WHHHHHHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?
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09-11-2004, 10:05 AM
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I'd hit it.
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09-11-2004, 10:06 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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tranny
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09-11-2004, 10:08 AM
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Let's do some business.
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09-11-2004, 10:12 AM
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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09-11-2004, 10:13 AM
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let go of the caps button dopey
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09-11-2004, 10:13 AM
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Beezlebub fucked me too.....
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09-11-2004, 10:14 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Put down the crack pipe and step away...
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09-11-2004, 10:15 AM
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Have laptop will travel
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Im a huge Howie fan, but I skiiped the rest of it after I saw it was all in CAPS
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09-11-2004, 10:21 AM
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Maybe Beezleboul cut a deal with Rush Limbaugh for his oxycontin connection, too?
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09-11-2004, 10:23 AM
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Where's that pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head? It would fit perfectly in this thread.
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09-11-2004, 10:25 AM
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not a shred of sense
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09-11-2004, 10:29 AM
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someone forgot to take their prozak
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09-11-2004, 10:30 AM
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Please don't shoot Howard Stern, you nutjob.
This bitch reminds me way too much of Mark Chapman. |
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09-11-2004, 10:30 AM
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Lay off the cocaine babe.
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09-11-2004, 10:32 AM
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well then Howard owes me some moolah-
I am calling Rick. This is just too funny.
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09-11-2004, 10:32 AM
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Find the caps lock key yet ?
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09-11-2004, 10:34 AM
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09-11-2004, 11:28 AM
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I heard he sold his soul to beetlejuice for fame and fortune.
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09-11-2004, 11:41 AM
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"The Power of Christ Compels You." "The Power of Christ Compels You." "The Power of Christ Compels You." ...
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09-11-2004, 11:47 AM
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Hello world!
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my thoughts exactly
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09-11-2004, 11:58 AM
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09-11-2004, 12:12 PM
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heres some other funny threads by her of the same nature
"wicked witches are shaving your sales" http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=354318 "satan lost his soul because of paper money" http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=353532
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09-11-2004, 12:38 PM
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I think she had a little to much to
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09-11-2004, 12:39 PM
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i've had extensive experience with Stern fans - half of them are mental patients, really disturbed people. Howard is one of the few civilians in the city of Manhattan licensed to carry a gun for a reason.
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09-11-2004, 12:39 PM
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Think this Beelzeboul character would want my soul as well?
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sounds like the same reasoning people use to say the president lied to the usa... crazy huh...
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umm how do you figure ? even bush admits he lied.. its not even disputed.. Did almost everyone from the bush administration not tell us that saddam had WMD's ?? Dont side-step the question just answer it.. Did he lie about it or not.. How confused are you ??
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f jackie
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My time is coming...
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I hate capslock.
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