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lisa77 09-11-2004 09:59 AM

How Beelzeboul Fucked Over Howard Stern
 
EVERYTHING I WRITE HERE IS ESPECIALLY INPORTANT TO PORN WEBMASTERS - YOU'LL SEE WHY.

LET ME START BY SAYING:

HOWARD STERN SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL - THE KING OF DEMONS FOR FAME AND FORTUNE.

HERE IS A RECOLLECTION OF HOW BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER.

HOW DO I KNOW? KEEP READING.................

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HOWARD STERN BECAME "HOWARD STERN" NOT BECAUSE HIS IS 'BRIGHT', 'FUNNY','LUCKY', WITTY', AS HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BELIEVE.

NOPE.

HOWARD STERN MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL AND MORTGAGED HIS OWN SOUL FOR FAME AND FORTUNE.

EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN HAS DONE AND I MEAN EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED. THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CONSTRUCTS EVERYTHING HOWARD STERN

DOES IN THIS REALITY, TO MAKE HOWARD STERN, WELL, 'HOWARD STERN'.

DID YOU KNOW HIS SELLING OF HIS BOOK 'MISS AMERICA' WAS PLAGUED WITH CONTROVERSY' THAT IS: "THE MISS AMERICA COMMITTEE WANTED

TO YANK HIS BOOK, BECAUSE OF THE USE OF THE NAME:'MISS AMERICA'"

THIS WAS A LIE, OR A FABRICATION OF EVENTS THAT LED TO A MEGA BLOCKBUSTER OF SALES FOR HOWARD STERN THAT IS MO MONEY, MO

MONEY, MO MONEY. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL CAN PULL SHIT LIKE THIS OFF IN THIS REALITY TO FUCK WITH YOUR MINDS AS LONG AS

YOU 'DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH' - WELL NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY.

HIS DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ALSO INVOLVES "THE HURTING OF A GOOD SOUL" - THIS IS THE DIVORCE OF ALISON STERN. BUT SHE HAD TO BE

FLATTERED IN THE BOOK MISS AMERICA AND THE MOVIE MISS AMERICA FIRST. YEAH, THE DEMON BEELZEBOUL AND HOWARD STERN ARE

ASSHOLES TO THAT MAGNITUDE.

THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE NOT 'ACCUSATIONS' BUT A TELLING OF THE TRUTH AND I AM SO SURE OF THIS TRUTH; THAT WHEN HOWARD STERN

GETS WIND OF THIS - HE WILL NOT SUE ME FOR LIBEL BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUTH.


THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE WAS MASTERMINDED BY HOWARD STERN. JUST REMIND YOURSELF OF HOW THIS ASSHOLE 'PLAYED IT UP' ON HIS

RADIO SHOWS TO GENERATE SALES FOR RICK SALOMON.

HOWARD STERN GETS A CUT OF THE PROCEEDS OF EVERY SALE OF THIS SEX TAPE THAT WHEN WIND OF THIS HIT THE NET, IT WILL LEAD TO

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LAWSUIT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.

MISS PARIS HILTON IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS TRUTH AND THIS LITTLE GIRL'S LAYWERS ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE HOWARD STERN AND RICK

SOLOMON. THIS IS WHY IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE 'DRAGGING THEIR FEET'- NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS IN GETTING HER JUSTICE TO MISS

PARIS HILTON.

THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART TO PORN WEBMASTERS THAT ARE SELLING THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE: RICK 'THE FOOL' SALOMON MADE

CRITICAL ERRORS ON THE SEX TAPE THAT WENT UNEDITED, SO THESE ERRORS WILL LEAD TO A 100% IMPOUND OF ALL PROCEEDS OF THE SEX

TAPE IN FAVOR OF MISS PARIS HILTON. IN OTHER WORDS, RICK SALOMON AND HOWARD STERN FUCKED UP AND IT IS GOING TO COST THEM

BIG.

SO BEELZEBOUL FUCKS HOWARD STERN OVER BY WEARING 'GLAMOUR' IN THE DREAMWORLD TO APPEAR AS 'HOWARD STERN' TO HUMAN MALES AND

FEMALES AND USING HOWARD STERN'S EARTHLY FAME AND FORTUNE, RAPES WOMEN AND MEN IN THE DREAMWORLD, WHO JUST THINK SEX DREAMS

ARE 'JUST DREAMS', BUT 'SEX DREAMS' IS A RAPE, BECAUSE THE DREAMWORLD IS REAL.


THIS IS ALL I AM SAYING FOR NOW. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT MORE, UNDERSTAND THIS SECRET:


The Kingdom Of Heaven IS The Dreamworld (WHICH IS WITHIN).

The Dreamworld IS WITHIN - THERE YOU CAN FIND OUT TRUTHS LIKE THIS.

The Dreamworld (THAT IS: THE SPIRITWORLD; THAT IS: THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN) IS Real.

PAY ATTENTION to your dreams.

PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!! PASS ON THIS SECRET!!!!!


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Marcus Aurelius 09-11-2004 10:02 AM

I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.

robfantasy 09-11-2004 10:02 AM

WHHHHHHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

budz 09-11-2004 10:05 AM

I'd hit it.

RedShoe 09-11-2004 10:06 AM

tranny

stocktrader23 09-11-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
You too?

Kimmykim 09-11-2004 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
You too?
I was kind of thinking that Beelzebub was spelled wrong, but what do I know ;)

DimeStoreNovel 09-11-2004 10:13 AM

let go of the caps button dopey

RoCkMaN 09-11-2004 10:13 AM

Beezlebub fucked me too.....

xclusive 09-11-2004 10:14 AM

Put down the crack pipe and step away...

bjjb 09-11-2004 10:15 AM

Im a huge Howie fan, but I skiiped the rest of it after I saw it was all in CAPS :321GFY

rickholio 09-11-2004 10:21 AM

Maybe Beezleboul cut a deal with Rush Limbaugh for his oxycontin connection, too? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :321GFY

the source 09-11-2004 10:23 AM

Where's that pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head? It would fit perfectly in this thread.

seeric 09-11-2004 10:25 AM

not a shred of sense

ztik 09-11-2004 10:29 AM

someone forgot to take their prozak

dig420 09-11-2004 10:30 AM

Please don't shoot Howard Stern, you nutjob.

This bitch reminds me way too much of Mark Chapman.

TonyL 09-11-2004 10:30 AM

Lay off the cocaine babe.

TheGoldenChild 09-11-2004 10:32 AM

well then Howard owes me some moolah-

I am calling Rick.

This is just too funny.

Manowar 09-11-2004 10:32 AM

Find the caps lock key yet ?

dirtysouth 09-11-2004 10:34 AM

:(

Corona 09-11-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lisa77
HOWARD STERN SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BEELZEBOUL
I think he sold his soul to Beetlejuice. That dude is the real brains behind Howard Stern. Don't let his act fool you.

junction 09-11-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the source
Where's that pic of a bunny with a pancake on its head? It would fit perfectly in this thread.
http://www.tgparena.com/3.jpg

lazzlo 09-11-2004 11:28 AM

I heard he sold his soul to beetlejuice for fame and fortune.

TheJimmy 09-11-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



"The Power of Christ Compels You."


"The Power of Christ Compels You."


"The Power of Christ Compels You."

...

Drake 09-11-2004 11:47 AM

my thoughts exactly:glugglug

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-11-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by junction
http://www.tgparena.com/3.jpg
I concur

SmokeyTheBear 09-11-2004 12:12 PM

heres some other funny threads by her of the same nature

"wicked witches are shaving your sales"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=354318

"satan lost his soul because of paper money"

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=353532

rickholio 09-11-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



"The Power of Christ Compels You."


"The Power of Christ Compels You."


"The Power of Christ Compels You."

...

:firehair:zzwhip

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 09-11-2004 12:34 PM

"Seven sixteenths of one inch:

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot."

WickedVenus 09-11-2004 12:38 PM

Quote:

SATAN LOST HIS SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats weird didnt she say howard got his stolen from satan. (beelzbub) lol How could satan loose his soul as well. Did howard take it frm him so he tried to take it back.

I think she had a little to much to :glugglug

Mutt 09-11-2004 12:39 PM

i've had extensive experience with Stern fans - half of them are mental patients, really disturbed people. Howard is one of the few civilians in the city of Manhattan licensed to carry a gun for a reason.

Plan9 09-11-2004 12:39 PM

Think this Beelzeboul character would want my soul as well?

smashface 09-11-2004 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

piker 09-11-2004 01:05 PM

sounds like the same reasoning people use to say the president lied to the usa... crazy huh...

XxXotic 09-11-2004 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Find the caps lock key yet ?
:1orglaugh

SykkBoy 09-11-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I was thinking this exact same thing not more than 5 minutes ago.
me too, but not in all caps...

SmokeyTheBear 09-11-2004 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by piker
sounds like the same reasoning people use to say the president lied to the usa... crazy huh...

umm how do you figure ? even bush admits he lied.. its not even disputed..

Did almost everyone from the bush administration not tell us that saddam had WMD's ??

Dont side-step the question just answer it..

Did he lie about it or not.. How confused are you ??

pornstar2pac 09-11-2004 02:11 PM

f jackie

cayne 09-11-2004 02:22 PM

I hate capslock.


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