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For the Next Hour I'll Answer all Poker Questions
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Poker dealer for two years. Been playing live games (mainly pot limit/limit cash games and large buy-in tourneys) for 15 years. Holdem, 7 Card Stud, Omaha, 5 Stud, Razz - you name it. Mainly HE, 7S and O though. Oh, and I came 7th at the Webmaster Poker Tour ![]() So, ask away while I finish this pot of coffee and get ready for another 28-hour work session.
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will brand0n run me out of the biz?
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Is Daniel Negranu gay?
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What does a straight flush consist of?
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I was glad to see Doyle Brunson do well in this year's WSOP as well - the old school players are generally being left behind by the "dead money" players lately. They're catching up in knowledge and ability.
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What do you do in a multihanded pot, when have pocket aces and the flop brings 2 cards of the same suit.
UTG goes all in and 3 players call. It's your turn. Holdem or Foldem ?
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Alright.
You're playing in a multi table NL hold em tournament. You're down to 6/6 2 tables. The final table is the only table that gets paid. You're are sitting on the button and look down at pocket rockets. Frst Pos leads out with with a blind size all-in, fold, fold all in position to your right (possibly a shut out bet). In order to call the bet you will have to risk all your chips. Even though your chances of winning the pot are extremly good. What do you do call and pray? Or fold and hope all-in gets busted out? |
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where can i go online that has small buyin tournaments for newbies?
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Again, need more info - what was the buyin and what is the lowest prize on the ladder (10th) that I can realistically think of playing for?
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Do you have to be good at dealing to be good at poker? If so do you have any pointers to improve dealer skills?
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For instance in one showdown between Hellmuth and one noob the guy was drawing dead on the flop..Hellmuth already bet into him the guy calls...on the turn he's still drawing dead Hellmuth increases the bet into him *if I remember correctly he was holding a pair of Jacks* and the guy calls...finally on the River the guy pulls out a queen to make a pair...Hellmuth just shook his guy and said.."You kept calling me the whole time while drawing dead?" At another time...Hellmuth got up and walked to a camera guy and said something like..."these guys will bet on anything." LOL I see the same thing on PartyPoker all the time. People just betting and betting non-stop and not having a single pair in their hand |
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dude alot of poker rooms are buying players way into the big tournaments. a lot of luck comes into play here. ----------------------------------------------- they're catching up in knowledge and ability. yeah they all have poker tracker now
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Improving skills is something that takes time, but you can do it while playing. Keep a running total of the pot at all times. Work out the rake, the jackpot drop. Above all, always PAUSE for a brief amount of time before burning and turning. In that pause - ask yourself "Have I forgotten anything". It's just practice.
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Ok here is one:
Is Chris Moneymake a real poker player? Or just a tourist with sunglasses...? |
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I'd go all in....at that point you're trying to have as many chips as you can take to the final table and that's the only way you're gonna get them. |
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The board is 7h 8h 2c One of your aces is a heart though .
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![]() what should i do here. I'm asfasf1 BTW
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How do we play poker ?
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That's what online play has done for the live game. Online is so vasly different to live, I quit online because it was effecting my live game. Online is like bingo to me - stick your money in and see who wins. There's very little information you can get from a person who's nothing more than text on a screen and an empty picture of a chair, so you have to play a solid odds game to do well. The swings online killed it for me in the end. They were way out of wack for even the most liberal stanard devation, and that got me paranoid. It can happen in live too. Played on Friday and sat at a table where I instantly knew I was the best player. One guy, maybe 25 with racks of chips was capping raises pre-flop with any face card or an ace... Needless to say, he left about an hour later missing some of those racks.
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If I'm going out, I'm going out on a decent hand and not being blinded out holding 7-2 off.
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Again, if there are a lot of large stacks at the table I will go for it there and then, because you can be damn sure those big stacks are going to take turns bullying people out of pots, and I need to win against them to survive. If the chips are all medium stacks and the big stacks at the other table (and I'm one of the medium stacks), again it's a strange situation but then I might (and it's a big "might") wait it out.
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While we're posting pics, here's a shot from my very first cash game on Party (notice the extreme high limit *rolls eyes*)
![]() Quick silly bit of info - all the Royals I've ever had (all three of them) have been in Clubs.
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The old school players are head and shoulders above the noobs in the tournaments. The newbs are mostly online players who don't have experience in picking up tells or being able to accurately put your opponent on a hand. (And those skills are at least HALF of the game) The difference in the tournament though is when a noob hits his two outer on the river you go to the rail. Same thing when they go all in on a hand that's a 4 to 1 dog to yours.....you're going to lose that hand 1 time out of 5, and end up on the rail. In a cash game losing a hand like this would give you the information you need to bust this guy later on.....but in a tournament you have to be lucky AND good to win. Moneymaker and Raymer would go home broke if they sat in a cash game with the likes of Phil Ivey, Howard Lederer, Phil Hellmuth etc. Anybody can win ONE tournament if they get a good rush of cards and win most of their coin flip hands. VERY FEW people can actually make a living playing in high stakes tournaments. ![]()
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Good point Lenny.
I've never seen a person win a large mutli without getting some luck. And those newbs that do get lucky early on and catch a rush usually give it back before the hit the money. |
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I agree on the online point though, and I think I covered this. What I meant is now online is there, plus so much stuff on the Net and TV it's easier to learn and get good info than ever before. Even 10 years ago, the only way to learn was to sit down and lose your money. Quote:
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I can beat anyone here at 7 card stud hi/lo
anyone, even Johnny Chan runs when he sees me
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Not to mention cracking Humberto Brenes's AA with his 88 and hitting the miracle 8 on the turn......and probably a few other hands like that along the way that ESPN didn't pick up.
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They got a very bad name last year because of it. As for the Phil I thing - that hand still makes me wince.
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I'm going to the stud tables. Tha_Golf_Pro is my nick there. If I cuss at you for sucking out sorry
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