Qualifications? Okay:
Poker dealer for two years. Been playing live games (mainly pot limit/limit cash games and large buy-in tourneys) for 15 years.
Holdem, 7 Card Stud, Omaha, 5 Stud, Razz - you name it. Mainly HE, 7S and O though.
Oh, and I came 7th at the Webmaster Poker Tour
So, ask away while I finish this pot of coffee and get ready for another 28-hour work session.