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UnseenWorld · 06-28-2001, 12:32 AM

Now that I'm here in Vegas, I can't figure out how to market my content to webmasters. If anyone would like to contact me, I have a free CD full of content for you to look at once you get back to your computer (320 images!). I'd like to meet you, shake your hand, and if you are Bonepone, kick you in the crotch. (Just kiddin'!) My cell # is (503) 957-0870. I'm offering a healthy show discount to anyone I meet at the show, so call me if interested.

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Producer of truly original teen/young woman-oriented adult content at Wonders of the Unseen World

Gemini · 06-28-2001, 05:02 AM

Run over to Kinko's... Have them put a stencil on the back of your shirt/s with something like Unseenword's Exclusive Teen Content on the back, make sure you have lots of cards, take some CD's and stroll the floor. You need word of mouth advertising too so give a free cd to every 10th (pick a number) true webmaster that approaches you. (Make sure they can prove they own a site to insure they really are webmasters) I'm sure the plr guys would let you use a system to check the ownership out.

Don't forget to have your licenses with you. (Trick is, license the free cd to ONE site with a lowered rate to a few others)

And don't forget to go cam it up at the plr booth!

Gemini · 06-28-2001, 05:08 AM

Oh and put your room phone number and location on the cards and pass those out freely. Give them every chance to contact you, they may think of it later after seeing ya!

boneprone · 06-29-2001, 05:28 PM

I havent seen you here at all!!??!
You truely are the "Unseenworld"

Come to the players ball will ya?

Keev · 06-29-2001, 05:52 PM

Biiatch ok sleepy time gotta get ready for a all nights 8am flight no point in sleeping!!!!

Keeev

Theo · 06-29-2001, 06:21 PM

go for something extreme. Don't promote as the rest. Find a huge JackDaniels bottle(paper) put it infront and a table with 5-6 real bottles, a nice chick to drunk visitors telling them that inside there are photos of her ;-)

Theo · 06-29-2001, 06:24 PM

also give them a fake ticket for a cruise with my boat for next year, since then they will have purchased content and I hope I'll have the boat ready :-)))

Gemini · 06-29-2001, 06:28 PM

He should have hired me. He needed a class act that can talk the talk and walk the walk. I could have been taking orders as I strolled. It's amazing what a well built woman with butt length Auburn hair can accomplish when she already knows how to work males!

Theo · 06-29-2001, 08:53 PM

hey Gemini I'm hiring you!!!

Tam · 06-29-2001, 09:43 PM

Well I'd say you could use my ass ad but I am thinking in a place like that you won't do well with an old lady... once you are over 30 in this world you are all washed up........

get you a really hot girls ass and put it on the back of your shirt and have it say

"You too can own this ass, Ask me how!!"

Make sure she is young and has a nice ass, otherwise you ain't gonna do it........

BETTER YET!!!!!!

Put the shirt on a couple of knockouts and have THEM walk around handing out your business cards........ LMAO

Tam

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May the Force Be With YOU!!
Not a FUCKING Reseller!!
The Board of Force

Gemini · 06-29-2001, 10:17 PM

I'm *not* getting on that boat with you and dirtypainter, Soul_Rebel! lol

Young and dumb girls can't sell anything but themselves since they don't have the experience!

Tam · 06-29-2001, 10:23 PM

Ummm..... I didn't say anything about them being dumb.........

And I beg to differ..... I have seen more young chicks get more damn attention....... no matter how lovely the older ones are... most men by default will eyeball the young and beautiful ones first... I never said all but MOST..........

I am a people watcher and I watch guys and the way they watch woman.... they watch them young things like a damn hawk............ LMAO

and how many people have told me......and I can still hear it in my damn head every gallery I make

"Put like sponsor with like content"

rotfl

Tam

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May the Force Be With YOU!!
Not a FUCKING Reseller!!
The Board of Force

[This message has been edited by Tam (edited 06-29-2001).]

meshell · 06-29-2001, 10:36 PM

*sneaks in* well I agree with Tam on this one...young hot looking chicks will make men notice...if the chicks are dumb or intelligent has no bearing but to suppose young and beautiful is automatically dumb or stupid...nah...there are alot of young girls who are beautiful and smart...but in this case...it would not matter if UnSeen is there to sell, the girls would just be there to catch attention
my two cents

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TeensCherry TGP
Please come post your galleries

06-28-2001, 12:32 AM	#1
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Problem In Vegas Now that I'm here in Vegas, I can't figure out how to market my content to webmasters. If anyone would like to contact me, I have a free CD full of content for you to look at once you get back to your computer (320 images!). I'd like to meet you, shake your hand, and if you are Bonepone, kick you in the crotch. (Just kiddin'!) My cell # is (503) 957-0870. I'm offering a healthy show discount to anyone I meet at the show, so call me if interested. ------------------ Producer of truly original teen/young woman-oriented adult content at Wonders of the Unseen World

06-28-2001, 05:02 AM	#2
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Run over to Kinko's... Have them put a stencil on the back of your shirt/s with something like Unseenword's Exclusive Teen Content on the back, make sure you have lots of cards, take some CD's and stroll the floor. You need word of mouth advertising too so give a free cd to every 10th (pick a number) true webmaster that approaches you. (Make sure they can prove they own a site to insure they really are webmasters) I'm sure the plr guys would let you use a system to check the ownership out. Don't forget to have your licenses with you. (Trick is, license the free cd to ONE site with a lowered rate to a few others) And don't forget to go cam it up at the plr booth!

06-28-2001, 05:08 AM	#3
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Oh and put your room phone number and location on the cards and pass those out freely. Give them every chance to contact you, they may think of it later after seeing ya!

06-29-2001, 05:28 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I havent seen you here at all!!??! You truely are the "Unseenworld" Come to the players ball will ya?

06-29-2001, 05:52 PM	#5
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Biiatch ok sleepy time gotta get ready for a all nights 8am flight no point in sleeping!!!! Keeev

06-29-2001, 06:21 PM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	go for something extreme. Don't promote as the rest. Find a huge JackDaniels bottle(paper) put it infront and a table with 5-6 real bottles, a nice chick to drunk visitors telling them that inside there are photos of her ;-)

06-29-2001, 06:24 PM	#7
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	also give them a fake ticket for a cruise with my boat for next year, since then they will have purchased content and I hope I'll have the boat ready :-)))

06-29-2001, 06:28 PM	#8
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	He should have hired me. He needed a class act that can talk the talk and walk the walk. I could have been taking orders as I strolled. It's amazing what a well built woman with butt length Auburn hair can accomplish when she already knows how to work males!

06-29-2001, 08:53 PM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	hey Gemini I'm hiring you!!!

06-29-2001, 09:43 PM	#10
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	Well I'd say you could use my ass ad but I am thinking in a place like that you won't do well with an old lady... once you are over 30 in this world you are all washed up........ get you a really hot girls ass and put it on the back of your shirt and have it say "You too can own this ass, Ask me how!!" Make sure she is young and has a nice ass, otherwise you ain't gonna do it........ BETTER YET!!!!!! Put the shirt on a couple of knockouts and have THEM walk around handing out your business cards........ LMAO Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Not a FUCKING Reseller!! The Board of Force

06-29-2001, 10:17 PM	#11
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	I'm not getting on that boat with you and dirtypainter, Soul_Rebel! lol Young and dumb girls can't sell anything but themselves since they don't have the experience!

06-29-2001, 10:23 PM	#12
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,501	Ummm..... I didn't say anything about them being dumb......... And I beg to differ..... I have seen more young chicks get more damn attention....... no matter how lovely the older ones are... most men by default will eyeball the young and beautiful ones first... I never said all but MOST.......... I am a people watcher and I watch guys and the way they watch woman.... they watch them young things like a damn hawk............ LMAO and how many people have told me......and I can still hear it in my damn head every gallery I make "Put like sponsor with like content" rotfl Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Not a FUCKING Reseller!! The Board of Force [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 06-29-2001).]

06-29-2001, 10:36 PM	#13
meshell Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 155	sneaks in well I agree with Tam on this one...young hot looking chicks will make men notice...if the chicks are dumb or intelligent has no bearing but to suppose young and beautiful is automatically dumb or stupid...nah...there are alot of young girls who are beautiful and smart...but in this case...it would not matter if UnSeen is there to sell, the girls would just be there to catch attention my two cents ------------------ TeensCherry TGP Please come post your galleries