Well I'd say you could use my ass ad but I am thinking in a place like that you won't do well with an old lady... once you are over 30 in this world you are all washed up........
get you a really hot girls ass and put it on the back of your shirt and have it say
"You too can own this ass, Ask me how!!"
Make sure she is young and has a nice ass, otherwise you ain't gonna do it........
BETTER YET!!!!!!
Put the shirt on a couple of knockouts and have THEM walk around handing out your business cards........ LMAO
Tam
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