Some guy told me that the tattoo on my lower back made me look like a whore. - GoFuckYourself.com

Missy · 08-30-2004, 05:53 PM

I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

Methodcash Rick · 08-30-2004, 05:56 PM

Buddy · 08-30-2004, 05:56 PM

He's sad because he has a small dick.

.:St Ides:. · 08-30-2004, 05:57 PM

post a pic of it and let us decide

WiredGuy · 08-30-2004, 05:57 PM

hahahahahahhaha, that's so great after reading that other thread

WG

Spunky · 08-30-2004, 05:58 PM

Just call him DorkJedi and he has nuts the size of peanuts

BradM · 08-30-2004, 05:59 PM

Let's see it? I love whores.

reynold · 08-30-2004, 05:59 PM

hey, not all guys are like that...back tats...any pics?

BruceM · 08-30-2004, 05:59 PM

ytcracker · 08-30-2004, 06:00 PM

my wife has one

afrocreep · 08-30-2004, 06:02 PM

tattoo's make baby jesus cry!

for that dude to come up to you and say that says alot about him or maybe he was looking for hookup

Nanda · 08-30-2004, 06:03 PM

The fact that he pointed his opinion out without knowing you shows he's a loser....Who cares....ignore ignorance...

EviLGuY · 08-30-2004, 06:04 PM

I personally feel the same way about back tattoos.. but I don't care enough to tell people I don't know.

herbal logic · 08-30-2004, 06:07 PM

best lower back tatoo ive seen......."Satisfaction Guaranteed"

The explanation behind it was even better

Marcus Aurelius · 08-30-2004, 06:07 PM

was he wearing a darth maul costume that had stretchmarks in it? if so it could be the same guy im thinking about.

sickkittens · 08-30-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
hahahahahahhaha, that's so great after reading that other thread

WG

I think alot of people won't get the joke.

Fletch XXX · 08-30-2004, 06:08 PM

only few men speak the truth.

he was a catch if he spoke the truth.

08-30-2004, 06:08 PM

There's something very sexy as back tattoos! Not only do they attract the eyes to the ass, but they make a great doggystyle target!

Oncle_Benny · 08-30-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
was he wearing a darth maul costume that had stretchmarks in it? if so it could be the same guy im thinking about.

exposed · 08-30-2004, 06:10 PM

pics please

Marcus Aurelius · 08-30-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exposed

pics please

This is just my interpretation of it.

Shoehorn! · 08-30-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exposed

pics please

Yes.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-30-2004, 06:23 PM

Here he is, before the alleged incident.

dont offend him, here he is with his "crew"
hey vader, which one of those buttons on your chestplate calls your mom to come pick you up?

ytcracker · 08-30-2004, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq

hey vader, which one of those buttons on your chestplate calls your mom to come pick you up?

triumph the comic insult dog
well done

SykkBoy · 08-30-2004, 06:27 PM

I love back tattooes, it gives me a target to drop my load on....

riosluts · 08-30-2004, 06:27 PM

you know what you should of done? Told him to GO FUCK HIMSELF

toddler · 08-30-2004, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
my wife has one

as does mine

CET · 08-30-2004, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

He does not even begin to speak for all men. He's a jack ass who thinks that his opinions are the only ones that really count. Here's my idea of a response, "You speak for no one but yourself you arrogant fuckin prick. Go find someone else to harrass before I fuckin pepper spray you into the the stone age."

Holly · 08-30-2004, 06:59 PM

ahahahah

Damn, I wish I would have thought of this first.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-30-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
triumph the comic insult dog
well done

yes. its possibly one of the funniest things on the internet. the triumph clip. that shit was awesome.

Doctor Dre · 08-30-2004, 07:45 PM

WTF @ dark jedi ... props DJ ... great charater play there lol

Dagwolf · 08-30-2004, 07:48 PM

I could've sworn I posted to this thread earlier.

I remember back in the 70's they said lipstick and pierced ears made a woman look like a whore (at least where I lived they did).

The problem is obviously not yours, but his. He should have minded his own fucking business.

cold_ice · 08-30-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
post a pic of it and let us decide

I too have to disagree with the jedi I think chicks look sexy with tats

exposed · 08-30-2004, 07:49 PM

post some fucking pics already, please

reynold · 08-30-2004, 08:22 PM

yeah... post pics and we'll decide

NoCarrier · 08-30-2004, 08:24 PM

Picture now.

We will decide.

Now.

Thanks.

NoCarrier · 08-30-2004, 08:25 PM

I was wondering, were you naked in the grocery store? Maybe that's the reason why he thought you looked like a whore.

The Truth Hurts · 08-30-2004, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

this guy is my fucking hero.

uchase/webpry · 08-30-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy

His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."

... I hate those tats myself, almost every chick has them by now. sooooo boring, soooo 90's

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-30-2004, 08:32 PM

CDSmith · 08-30-2004, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

Then you slapped me across my face.
I then slapped you hard across YOUR face.

We stared intently at each other with fresh hate gleaming in our eyes....

After a few seconds we madly embraced and made wild melon-crushing love right there in the fruit isle.

They had to pry us apart with the jaws of life.

The end.

JayJay · 08-30-2004, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... I hate those tats myself, almost every chick has them by now. sooooo boring, soooo 90's

LMAO did you think they may have got it done in the 90's?

ModelPerfect · 08-30-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq

This is just my interpretation of it.

Hmm. The nerd in me finds this curiously erotic.

Babagirls · 08-30-2004, 08:54 PM

Illicit · 08-30-2004, 08:56 PM

I totally agree with the guy... as soon as I see a back tat, I know Im gettin laid...

Living For Today · 08-30-2004, 09:18 PM

Definitely the most creative and funny post of the day. bahahaha.

pornguy · 08-30-2004, 09:20 PM

There is nothing like GFY for a good laugh.

Buddy · 08-30-2004, 09:40 PM

Yeah Missy bring on the pics!!!!
;)

Kassidy · 08-30-2004, 09:47 PM

In those situations it's best to take the high road instead of getting all trash-mouth with the guy and making him feel like his opinion was justified.

I'd have smiled politely and said, 'Funny, I don't remember asking you your opinion.' and turned and walked away before he had a chance to come back with something.

SleazyDream · 08-30-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.

I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."

I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!

of course he's been laid recently - how else could he know that whores have tats there.

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