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Originally posted by Missy
I was in the grocery store minding my own business, and this guy comes up to me and tells me the tattoo on my lower back makes me look like a whore.
I was like "That's what you think, asshole."
His response was "No, that's what all men think when they see it."
I said "You'll know you could never get me."
Then he said "I don't fuck whores."
I flicked him off, but I didn't know whether to be pissed at him or feel sorry for him. Poor guy probably hasn't been laid in 2 years!
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Then you slapped me across my face.
I then slapped you hard across YOUR face.
We stared intently at each other with fresh hate gleaming in our eyes....
After a few seconds we madly embraced and made wild melon-crushing love right there in the fruit isle.
They had to pry us apart with the jaws of life.
The end.