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08-30-2004, 03:27 PM
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FUCK! I have jury duty tomorrow!
I postponed it once, but they won't let me out this time. Please pray that I don't
t get stuck with a case that'll take years to conclude! Any tips on how to get the prosecutors to dismiss you?  |
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08-30-2004, 03:29 PM
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Just act like a firm Bush supporter, firmly behind Ashhahahahaha,... and say you read the bible every night before going to bed.
Acting like you know the defendant is always a plus, just say a high school nearby and say "Didn't you go there?" |
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08-30-2004, 03:30 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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tell them that you are a white supremisist and that you have thoughts of murdering lawyers
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08-30-2004, 03:31 PM
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act racists, and say you think people sue each other too much and that 90% of them dont deserve what they win lol
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08-30-2004, 03:32 PM
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08-30-2004, 03:33 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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lololol worst part is that i can pass as a skinhead, an arab, or a chicano gangsta.....i confuse the fuck out of people
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08-30-2004, 03:34 PM
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shitty...=\
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08-30-2004, 03:35 PM
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08-30-2004, 03:37 PM
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Just voice your opinion that you feel that anyone that was arrested is guilty.
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08-30-2004, 03:38 PM
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Ohh hopefully its not a 7 month trial. That would be my luck.
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08-30-2004, 03:40 PM
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Yell 'not guilty' at steady intervals, try to interrupt either the judge or the prosecutor. Or you could wear a ballerina outfit.
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08-30-2004, 03:41 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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whatever you do dont bring box cutters.
they will arrest you
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08-30-2004, 05:35 PM
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08-30-2004, 05:35 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty
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