FUCK! I have jury duty tomorrow!
 

I postponed it once, but they won't let me out this time. Please pray that I don't
t get stuck with a case that'll take years to conclude!

Any tips on how to get the prosecutors to dismiss you?:helpme

Just act like a firm Bush supporter, firmly behind Ashhahahahaha,... and say you read the bible every night before going to bed.

Acting like you know the defendant is always a plus, just say a high school nearby and say "Didn't you go there?"

tell them that you are a white supremisist and that you have thoughts of murdering lawyers

act racists, and say you think people sue each other too much and that 90% of them dont deserve what they win lol

AC

Should I Bic my head like you, too? :1orglaugh

white power!!!!!!!!!




lololol

worst part is that i can pass as a skinhead, an arab, or a chicano gangsta.....i confuse the fuck out of people:1orglaugh

Then miss jury duty and go straight to jail duty

Just voice your opinion that you feel that anyone that was arrested is guilty.

Ohh hopefully its not a 7 month trial. That would be my luck.

Yell 'not guilty' at steady intervals, try to interrupt either the judge or the prosecutor. Or you could wear a ballerina outfit.

whatever you do dont bring box cutters.

they will arrest you

Damn.. I'd better take my pocket cutter off of my keychain.

And get nazi tatoo

Holy Shit man...You know you can always call me and ill run in the court room and throw human shit all over everyday if u want!

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty