Join the NDN Now!!!! Disiinform Newbies and make more money! - GoFuckYourself.com

Smut · 08-30-2004, 06:32 AM

Join "The Newbie Disinformation Network"... Simply post in this thread to join. Your duties include:

1. If someone asks a question amd you've never seen or heard of that person before, answer their questions with "disinformation", and steer them in a direction that will lead to frustration.

2. If a newbie wants to do business with you, be "Out of their price range".

3. Never lend a hand to anyone that you've never shanken hands with in person.

The purpose of this network is to slow down newbie critical mass. They know not what they do, however, in the near future, I predict that there will be more newbies than surfers, at which time their collective brain will concordantly implode causing a global intellectual void to be formed and suck every intellect into it. No thought will be able to escape this void. The fewer newbies there are, the more opportunity you have to make money, and the less saturated this industry will be.

So, I implore you to join and ask not what you can do FOR newbies... but what can you do TO them.

phonephucker · 08-30-2004, 06:47 AM

awwwwwwwwww your so cute your all scared like a small little furry bunny.

ohhhhhh no the newbies are going to take over.

ok you win.....

Smut · 08-30-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phonephucker
awwwwwwwwww your so cute your all scared like a small little furry bunny.

ohhhhhh no the newbies are going to take over.

ok you win.....

EviLGuY · 08-30-2004, 07:02 AM

Count me in.. I just hate people, and this sounds like a step in the right direction.

08-30-2004, 06:32 AM	#1
Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 654	Join the NDN Now!!!! Disiinform Newbies and make more money! Join "The Newbie Disinformation Network"... Simply post in this thread to join. Your duties include: 1. If someone asks a question amd you've never seen or heard of that person before, answer their questions with "disinformation", and steer them in a direction that will lead to frustration. 2. If a newbie wants to do business with you, be "Out of their price range". 3. Never lend a hand to anyone that you've never shanken hands with in person. The purpose of this network is to slow down newbie critical mass. They know not what they do, however, in the near future, I predict that there will be more newbies than surfers, at which time their collective brain will concordantly implode causing a global intellectual void to be formed and suck every intellect into it. No thought will be able to escape this void. The fewer newbies there are, the more opportunity you have to make money, and the less saturated this industry will be. So, I implore you to join and ask not what you can do FOR newbies... but what can you do TO them.

08-30-2004, 06:47 AM	#2
phonephucker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: ireland Posts: 363	awwwwwwwwww your so cute your all scared like a small little furry bunny. ohhhhhh no the newbies are going to take over. ok you win..... __________________ ICQ 240-488-095

08-30-2004, 07:02 AM	#4
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Count me in.. I just hate people, and this sounds like a step in the right direction.