Join "The Newbie Disinformation Network"... Simply post in this thread to join. Your duties include:
1. If someone asks a question amd you've never seen or heard of that person before, answer their questions with "disinformation", and steer them in a direction that will lead to frustration.
2. If a newbie wants to do business with you, be "Out of their price range".
3. Never lend a hand to anyone that you've never shanken hands with in person.
The purpose of this network is to slow down newbie critical mass. They know not what they do, however, in the near future, I predict that there will be more newbies than surfers, at which time their collective brain will concordantly implode causing a global intellectual void to be formed and suck every intellect into it. No thought will be able to escape this void. The fewer newbies there are, the more opportunity you have to make money, and the less saturated this industry will be.
So, I implore you to join and ask not what you can do FOR newbies... but what can you do TO them.
