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badmunchkin 08-28-2004 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Interesting *sips diet coke*
you can lead a horse to water... :)

CET 08-28-2004 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I've been doing the medium-low carb thing for a while myself.. and its amazing how well it does indeed work. I've been losing about a pound a week. I still have about 15 more I want to shave off yet.

Worst thing about low carb diets.. you tend to eat the same few things over and over. Or at least I do.

Low carb is sort of a misnomer, and many of the diets, especially Atkins, over simplifies things. Carbs = bad, is an incredible oversimplification.

Really all you need to do is change the kinds of carbs you eat. Removing bleached flour, refined sugar, corn syrup and fried foods is enough of a change to make a world of difference.

CET 08-28-2004 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I already drink only diet coke, it has like 1 calorie per liter or something.. so that shouldn't really be MY problem.

My problem is the lack of exercise and food intake. :)

Diet Coke isn't much better then regular Coke. The calories aren't your problem as much as the sweetener excites an insulin reaction.

CET 08-28-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'm sure it causes braincancer, toothdecay and spleen shrinkage.. but it still shouldn't cause weight issues. :)
Why, because it contains the word "diet"? That sounds stupid, but that's the common perception amongst society and it's simply bullshit. It's less worse then regular Coke, but it can still make you fat.

CET 08-28-2004 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
We'll I live in communistic finland. We have a very limited supply of sodas and drinks.
I think the thing that could be related to bodyfat on dietcoke is the caffeine, I red somewhere that caffeine could have some impact on insulin.

Caffine does not impact insulin, only sweet things and things that eventually convert into glucose incite an insulin reaction. Most artifical sweeteners qualify, except splenda.

CET 08-28-2004 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by skyechase
Try calorie counting. Almost every diet (with a few exceptions) will require you to count the amount of calories you eat in a day. To loose weight quickly, most diets will have you at 1200-1500 calories a day.
Are you kidding? They'll gain weight on a diet that small. That might work for a woman, but for a man that's near starvation and the body will store everything it can get its hands on.

Let's start over, if you want to calorie count. Spend a week eating normally and count how many calories are in your normal diet. Divide that by 7 and you get your average caloric intake. Decrease that by 100. If you don't start losing weight, then decrease by another 100. Once you start losing weight, stay with that level.

To gain weight, I need about 3,000 calories. To lose weight, I need about 2,500 calories. I've found that when I get around 2,000 and below that I don't lose weight, because I'm gaining fat and losing muscle.

CET 08-28-2004 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
hahah, betting over how much weight ya can lose..

here's a better bet... it's not about how quickly you can lose weight, rather who can get themselves down to a healthy NORMAL weight and keep it off throughout years n' years, without gaining it back.

So start it now and 2 years later end it ;)



n' god damn, I read briefly through these posts and some of the diets you guys have mentioned are horrible. you guys CAN'T expect to lose weight by starving yourself or only eating 3 meals a day. you have to eat 5 TO 6 SMALL portioned meals a day, this'll raise your metabolism (which in turn burns more calories)! :winkwink: this is because our genetic foundation was based on humans who scavanged the land (we were meant to be ACTIVE people, not sedentary) and ate when they could.

Fuckin A! Thanks for the back up! :thumbsup

CET 08-28-2004 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Praguer
12 weeks on a diet/excrecise program

http://www.bodyforlife.com/success_s...s/bruce_lg.jpg

Where's that bullshit flag at?

This guy was already in shape, he just got fat for some reason. Either an injury, he got carried away with his bulking phase, or some other such thing. When he went back to his regular life style of weight lifting and running triathalons, or whatever, the weight naturally came off. This happens all the time with diet "before/after" pics. You'll rarely find someone who wasn't already an athlete posing in these pics.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by CET
Fuckin A! Thanks for the back up! :thumbsup
we should start an anti-fat webmaster internet service.

everytime they lose 5 lbs of fat, or reach 10% increments towards their goal, they get free advertising space on the home page :winkwink: hell, since most don't wanna do it for themselves -- the advertising outta do it!

CET 08-28-2004 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Praguer
One more

http://www.bodyforlife.com/success_s.../edward_lg.jpg

Seriousluy check this program out.

No pills, No extreme diets. Only a smart excersice-nutrtion program.

Bullshit. This is a bodybuilder pre-season and at contest weight. This guy took his before pictures at the peek of his bulking phase, and started his diet and cardio to shred for an upcoming show. You see changes like this in bodybuilders all the damn time. Lee Priest is a classic example of a fat ass in the off season, and a shredded beast in the contest season.

Drake 08-28-2004 01:39 PM

I work out everyday because I dont' get any excercise spending so much time on the computer. It was easy for me because I used to excercise and weight lift regularily actually, religiously before getting online for the sake of competitive sports (highschool/college).

If you've never worked out you'll find it EXTREMELY difficult but it's worth it in the long run. Take it slow in beginning, don't kill yourself. Your muscles are going to ache for days whether you take it light or hard.

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by CET
Why, because it contains the word "diet"? That sounds stupid, but that's the common perception amongst society and it's simply bullshit. It's less worse then regular Coke, but it can still make you fat.
The word diet doesn't mean jack shit.
The 'diet'coke we have here isn't even called 'diet' coke. Light mayo isn't really that light either.. no shit? I'm really not that stupid, don't talk to me like I am an uneducated guy who thinks having diet coke with my big mac meal is gonna make me thin

Oohh ahhh.. you know your nutrition shit, you think you're the only one? I *know* what I'm supposed to eat, but maybe I just don't have the intrest in watching everything I put in my mouth. counting fat/protein/carb ratios.

I'd rather enjoy food and be a fat slob, than eat celery and Brad Pitt body. That's just me. No need to patronize.

Also, what's with the 'fucking A' shit to our weight loss bet? I'm not trying to become mr.universum, and I'm quite sure eros isn't either.
There's no damn harm in betting which can lose more weight in 4 months. Money is a great bait to start weight loss especially for me, when I really have no motivation for health reasons like Eros seems to think he has.
I have no problems with my health (yet atleast). 4 months isn't exactly a 'fast' diet anyways.

You annoy me tremendously. I mean it. I'm sure you don't mean to, but you come out like you're talking to a bunch of idiots that don't know anything. I'm a fucking adult.:2 cents:

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:25 PM

According to those it diet coke makes people crave sweets. It doesn't say anywhere it directly is causing overweight problems.
I drink diet coke and don't eat sweets.,

..unless I'm missing something.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
when I really have no motivation for health reasons like Eros seems to think he has.
hahaha, that's funny.

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
hahaha, that's funny.
What's so funny?

I have low cholesterol, normal blood pressure, I can do sports, have sex etc..

Fat doesn't mean unhealthy by default you know. I know I have a higher risk of getting a stroke than you probably.. then again, I'm 25.. I don't think I'll get a stroke.

jigg 08-28-2004 02:36 PM

that thread's going to definitly serve as an inspiration to my boyfriend. he's 200lbs at 5'9 and thinks he's fat


jezus 318lbs, that's way outta the ball park unhealthy

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by jigg
that thread's going to definitly serve as an inspiration to my boyfriend. he's 200lbs at 5'9 and thinks he's fat


jezus 318lbs, that's way outta the ball park unhealthy

Read my above post.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What's so funny?

I have low cholesterol, normal blood pressure, I can do sports, have sex etc..

Fat doesn't mean unhealthy by default you know. I know I have a higher risk of getting a stroke than you probably.. then again, I'm 25.. I don't think I'll get a stroke.

the part that i found funny was "like Eros seems to think he has". stated as if eros is a lost cause regardless lol.

Annnnd, you don't necessarily know that you won't get a stroke. A 23 year old high school teacher died of a stroke recently and he was around 5'7 250.

i'm not trying to impose any views on you... i believe to each his own. It just angers me to see people who WANT to lose weight, but resort to such stupid methods.

:)

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
It just angers me to see people who WANT to lose weight, but resort to such stupid methods.

:)

What stupid methods?

jigg 08-28-2004 02:41 PM

right and fat also means fat heart which as to work extra, not to mention carryng all that weight around. my boyfriend too has normal cholesterol, blood pressure, has sex and played tennis last night for 5 hours, but the doctor still told him to lose the weight because it's not good for the heart among other things.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What stupid methods?
i wasn't referring to you.

the methods that a few people earlier in this thread were suggesting.

Floridiot 08-28-2004 02:43 PM

Crystal Meth works great

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by jigg
right and fat also means fat heart which as to work extra, not to mention carryng all that weight around. my boyfriend too has normal cholesterol, blood pressure, has sex and played tennis last night for 5 hours, but the doctor still told him to lose the weight because it's not good for the heart among other things.
No shit? Boohoo.. smoking's bad for you as well as drinking. Doctors recommend you'd stop both of those too...

I hate doctors.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by jigg
right and fat also means fat heart which as to work extra, not to mention carryng all that weight around. my boyfriend too has normal cholesterol, blood pressure, has sex and played tennis last night for 5 hours, but the doctor still told him to lose the weight because it's not good for the heart among other things.
oh definitely. if anyone who is overweight tries to fool themselves by thinking they can get away with it without paying some sort of physical price sooner or later, they're in for it.

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
oh definitely. if anyone who is overweight tries to fool themselves by thinking they can get away with it without paying some sort of physical price sooner or later, they're in for it.
Naturally. You pay for your actions sooner or later no matter what. People still smoke even though they know it causes cancer. People still drink even though it harms the liver. People eat fatty foods even though they make them fat. So I'm guilty, sue me.

We're going to die sooner or later anyways, I'd rather live to 50 and enjoy my life than to 80 and be miserable and worry about every single thing.

Now, losing weight is more like a challenge for me, to see if I can do it. It's not something I feel I *must* do in order to survive or feel better about myself. I have very high self-esteem as is, and I don't think that if I lose weight to normal standards anything in my life will change (except consumption of food most likely) :)

Jakke PNG 08-28-2004 02:50 PM

That being said. I hate fat people who try to convince everyone how they're normal and should be treated equally. I saw this program on bbc with fat chicks who were furious about how people treated them.

Tough luck. If you're fat, live with it.. or lose weigh.

Halo18 08-28-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i bought a stripper for ya? my memory is so fucked
:1orglaugh
I wanna go drink with this guy. Anyone who has to question about something they did knows how to have fun.

galleryseek 08-28-2004 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Naturally. You pay for your actions sooner or later no matter what. People still smoke even though they know it causes cancer. People still drink even though it harms the liver. People eat fatty foods even though they make them fat. So I'm guilty, sue me.

We're going to die sooner or later anyways, I'd rather live to 50 and enjoy my life than to 80 and be miserable and worry about every single thing.

Now, losing weight is more like a challenge for me, to see if I can do it. It's not something I feel I *must* do in order to survive or feel better about myself. I have very high self-esteem as is, and I don't think that if I lose weight to normal standards anything in my life will change (except consumption of food most likely) :)

well that's good... like i said, to each his own.

but have you ever really given it a shot? n' i don't mean by following some diet in a lame fitness magazine or some fad diet like Atkins or South Beach... a real fitness plan, which worked, and you stayed on it and were healthy, at normal weight, etc.. etc... ??

if you haven't, then how do you know you wouldn't be *as* happy, if not happier than you are now with yourself and your life in general?

because, a real fitness plan is not like a pair of handcuffs on you, restraining you from doing the things you want... granted, there are restraints from particular foods, but the foods you can consume can taste even better than all that junk food. and it's not something where you have to play such specifically close attention to what you put in your mouth.

otherwise, if you HAVE been there, then I can totally respect where you're coming from... but if you're just basing your opinion from all of the horrible diet stories ya hear about, then you should really give it a try.

i'm not trying to be some annoying asshole fitness buff fitness trainer ;) but being that significantly overweight really can reduce your lifespan, which i'm sure ya know.

DWB 08-28-2004 03:06 PM

I was a lean mean fucking machine before I started full time in this industry... now I am back to the gym to lose the nasty 35 lbs I put on.

badmunchkin 08-28-2004 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
According to those it diet coke makes people crave sweets. It doesn't say anywhere it directly is causing overweight problems.
I drink diet coke and don't eat sweets.,

..unless I'm missing something.

2. An article in Utne Reader claims, "researchers believe that any kind of sweet taste signals body cells to store carbohydrates and fats, which in turn causes the body to crave more food" (Lamb 16).
Also, if you read the rest of the articles, these artificial sweeteners are like poison to your body. Really bad stuff. :2 cents:


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